What to watch on Thursday, May 5.
If you were thinking about encasing your remote control in lucite and displaying it in an art gallery as a conceptual art piece about modern life, DON'T. You'll need to use that thing tonight!
9pm, NBC
The Office
In our first post-Michael Scott episode, Deangelo will reveal his true managerial colors when he plays favorites among the staff.
8pm, CW
The Vampire Diaries
In the penultimate episode of the season, we'll follow-up on last week's bombshell developments: Jenna's possible conversion to vampire, Damon's possibly fatal werewolf bite, and Elena's possible sacrifice during Klaus' ritual. Just another night in Mystic Falls: Where "possibility" is always a bad thing.
9pm, ABC
Grey's Anatomy
Tonight, Meredith and Derek MAY or MAY NOT make a baby-related decision, plus Callie and Arizona's run into problems as their wedding draws near. Oh come on, ladies, it's probably nothing that can't be solved by a montage.
8pm, NBC
Community
Paintball alert! In tonight's first episode of a two-part season finale, guest-star Josh Holloway (Sawyer!!!) becomes a game changer in the campus paintball battle.
SEASON 5 FINALE, 10:30pm, NBC
30 Rock
When the TGS cast and crew break for summer, Liz relocates to the Hamptons—only to frown a ton when Tracy moves in next door. Plus Jack chills with Kenneth, and Jenna runs into relationship troubles with guest-star Will Forte.
10pm, CBS
The Mentalist
When a prison guard gets totally murdered outside of a jewelry store, the gang suspects that a former inmate is the culprit. Whoever it is, that person's about to get Mentalized! (Does anyone on the show ever say this?)
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
American Idol, 8 p.m., Fox
The Big Bang Theory, 8 p.m., CBS
Wipeout, 8 p.m., ABC
Rules of Engagement, 8:30 p.m., CBS
Bones, 9 p.m., Fox
CSI, 9 p.m., CBS
Nikita, 9 p.m., CW
Swamp People, 9 p.m., History Channel
Parks & Recreation, 9:52 p.m., NBC
Mounted in Alaska, 10 & 10:30 p.m., History Channel
Pawn Queens, SERIES PREMIERE, 10 & 10:30 p.m., TLC
Private Practice, 10 p.m., ABC
Randy Jackson Presents: America's Best Dance Crew, 10 p.m., MTV
Real Housewives of New York City, 10 p.m., Bravo
True Crime with Aphrodite Jones, 10 p.m., ID
Outsourced, 10:30 p.m., NBC
Secret Diary of a Call Girl, 10:30 p.m., Showtime
Gigolos, 11 p.m., Showtime
LATE-NITE PICKS:
Chris Hemsworth & Calexico on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12:00 a.m., ABC
Dan Harmon on Last Call with Carson Daly, 1:35 a.m., NBC
Dita Von Teese on Wendy Williams Show, 12:00 a.m., BET
John Krasinski on Conan, 11:00 p.m., TBS
Tina Fey, Tom Welling & Twin Shadow on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:35 a.m., NBC
What are you watching tonight?





Bones and CSI
all of ABC, Wipeout, Grey's Anatomy, and Private Practice
Vampire Diaries, Parks and Recreation, The Mentalist, Big Bang Theory, Nikita and Braves vs Brewers.
TVD, office, mentalist
Community, The Office, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Bones, and maybe Outsourced if I get bored enough. Thursday nights are so packed with stuff I love watching. Also looking at the late night guests I'll probly watch Conan, Jimmy Fallon, and Carson Daly(but probly just fast forward to the Dan Harmon interview).
Vampire Diaries, Grey's Anatomy, Parks & Recreation, & 30 Rock!
Bones, Community, The Big Bang Theory and CSI.
The Vampire Diaries,Grey's Anatomy,30 Rock,The Big Bang Theory,Bones, CSI,Nikita, Private Practice,
COMMUNITY, the office, parks and rec.
The Mentalist, NIKITA and csi!!!
Bones, and CSI (:
As much as I LOVED the Community episode "Modern Warfare" (aka Paintball) I don't have high hopes. Part of the thrill of Paintball was the WTF moment... it was completely different than anything they've done and was the first time Community broke with their traditional format. Since then they've done similar breaks, so this will be less special. Then again this time they have a cool guest star. So who knows.
The Big Bang Theory, CSI, The Mentalist, and maybe Rules of Engagement.
Private Practice
The Mentalist !
The Vampire Diaries and Nikita
Big Bang Theory, Community, Parks & Rec, 30 Rock, Bones, Running Wilde (I know it's bad but I need closure)
TBBT, Community, The Office, Parks and Recreation, and 30 Rock. PS: I think you have the wrong start times for P&R and 30 Rock.
Vampire Diaries, Community, 30 Rock, Nikita, Parks and Rec
30 Rock, Mentalist, grey's Anatomy, The Big Bang Theory, Community, CSI, Bones, Rules of Engagement
30 Rock, Mentalist, grey's Anatomy, The Big Bang Theory, Community, CSI, Bones, Rules of Engagement
the vampire diaries , the mentalist , nikita.
Busy busy night! 30 rock, Grey's Anatomy and The Vampire Diaries. Then Community, The big Bang Theory and Private Practice.
Community, The Office, 30 Rock, The Mentalist, Nikita, The Big Bang Theory, ABDC, and LLS w/ Ferguson.
Community, Rules of Engagement, Bones, Parks & Rec, 30 Rock and The Mentalist - Whee! What a night!!
Vampire Diaries, American Idol (buh-bye Jacob), and Secret Diary of a Call Girl
Grey's Anatomy, CSI
Community, Bones, Parks and Recreation, Big Bang Theory, Wipeout
Wait, so 30 Rock and Outsourced are on at the same time tonight?
Vampire Diaries
The Vampire Diaries!
Community, The Vampire Diaries, Bones, Nikita & The Mentalist - VD and Nikita are gonna be awesome! :3
Community, 30 Rock, The Mentalist, Nikita, Parks & Recreation and Bones.
The Vampire Diaries, Community, Wipeout, Grey's Anatomy, The Office, Parks & Recreation, Private Practice, 30 Rock, John Krasinski on Conan, Wanda Sykes on Leno, Chris Hemsworth on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and Tina Fey and Tom Welling on Jimmy Fallon
Vampire Diaries, TBBT, Nikita
The Mentalist, Bones, TBBT, Grey's Anatomy and Private Practice
parks and rec community 30 rock bones the office
30 Rock,Community, Nikita, Bones and The Mentalist
Bones that is all.
The Big Bang Theory and Community
The Mentalist, CSI, reruns...
Is Vampire Diaries a double ep tonight?