Grey's Anatomy, CSI, Mobbed, and Taxidermy USA

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What to watch on Thursday, March 31.

Thusday's back, and it's looking tan and relaxed and hopefully won't start any drama this time. Oh, Thursday, we can't stay mad at you!

8pm, CBS
The Big Bang Theory
Tonight the nerd bros investigate the brutal hacking of Sheldon's World of Warcraft account. Anything that gets them out of the house, you know? Vitamin D comes from the sun! Also, atoms. #science

9pm, ABC
Grey's Anatomy
Well, it's all been leading up to this, hasn't it? In tonight's Grey's Anatomy MUSICAL EVENT, Callie (real-life broadway star Sara Ramirez) hallucinates that this hospital where tons of people die is merely a wonderland of emotion and musical interludes. So basically it's the same as always, except now the characters will literally sing! You know, like Glee but with more blood and secret crying. I approve!

9pm, CBS
CSI
Tonight the investigators get superstitious when they notice that their cases come in cycles... Always a homicide, a suicide, an accidental death, and a natural death. I don't know, I think they forgot about one of the most common forms of death: running off the side of a yacht into an open shark's mouth.

9pm, FOX
Mobbed
In tonight's sneak peak of Howie Mandel's latest tasteful enterprise, unsuspecting "victims" will receive doses of intense public humiliation when surprise flash mobs perform in honor of their birthday or engagement. Quick note to my friends and family: Don't.

10pm, CBS
The Mentalist
America's favorite dashing blonde rogue will investigate both the murder of a man who once claimed he'd been abducted by aliens and the subsequent disappearance of his body. Jeez, that's uplifting! (pun) (UFOs)

SPECIAL, 10pm, Discovery Channel
Taxidermy USA
God bless you, Discovery Channel. Tonight's special presentation follows three different families of taxidermists and explores all the different creatures they stuff and mount. Basically, this is the perfect opportunity to gather up all your former pets and watch TV with them again. (Sorry, Antiques Roadshow!)


PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...

American Idol, 8 p.m., FOX
Wipeout, 8 p.m., ABC
Perfect Couples, 8:30 p.m., NBC
Rules of Engagement, 8:30 p.m., CBS
Swamp People, SEASON PREMIERE, 9 p.m., History Channel
Archer, 10 p.m., FX
Blonde vs. Bear, 10 p.m., Animal Planet
Jersey Shore Reunion, SPECIAL, 10 p.m., MTV
Private Practice, 10 p.m., ABC
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show, SPECIAL, 12 a.m., Comedy Central
Eagleheart, Midnight, Cartoon Network

LATE-NITE PICKS:

Wes Craven & David Beckham on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Norm Macdonald on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 11 p.m., Comedy Central

What are you watching tonight?

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