Guide to March Premieres

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With the Ides of March comes a new slate of series and season premieres. Here's your everything guide.

Sunday, March 14

... Sons of Tucson (Fox, 9:30pm) We're digging on the idea of what might happen if Malcolm in the Middle met Mr. Mom.

... The Pacific (HBO, 9pm)
The much-anticipated follow-up to the most-excellent Band of Brothers. Count us in.

... Minute to Win It (NBC, 7pm)
As hinted at in the show's title, contestants on Minute to Win It get 60 seconds to try to win a million-dollar prize. Guy Fieri, of Food Network's Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives, hosts. We'll pass.

... Celebrity Apprentice (NBC, 9pm)
This year's line-up includes former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, former pop star Cyndi Lauper, and Sinbad. Yikes.

Tuesday, March 16

... Justified (FX, 10pm)
Timothy Olyphant as a U.S. Deputy Marshal laying down the law? You had us at Timothy Olyphant in a cowboy hat.

Wednesday, March 17

... South Park (Comedy Central, 10pm)
Season 14 and counting...

... Ugly Americans (Comedy Central, 10:30pm)
This cartoon looks like a D&D; gamer's dream, with zombies, fairies, and werewolves wreaking havoc, sort of, on New York city streets. Color us intrigued.

Thursday, March 18

... FlashForward (ABC, 8pm)
After a long winter hiatus, FlashForward returns to answer one question: Will the show survive?

Sunday, March 21

... Life (Discovery, 8pm)
Supposedly Planet Earth on steroids. Yes, please!

... Breaking Bad (AMC, 10pm)
If you aren't excited for the return of Breaking Bad, you're doing a disservice to television.

Monday, March 22

... Dancing With the Stars (ABC, 8PM)
Buzz Aldrin and Pamela Anderson. Dancing.

... Nurse Jackie (Showtime, 10pm)
Okay Edie, show us your magic.

... United States of Tara (Showtime, 10:30pm)
Tara returns with her many personalities.

Wednesday, March 24

... Fly Girls (CW, 9:30pm)
A show about flight attendants on Virgin Air. Possibly not even worth an in-flight viewing.

... Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution (ABC, 9pm)
Jamie Oliver's accent is charming and endearing, and his mission to get people to eat better is important. Good luck, man!

... 10 Things I Hate About You (ABC Family, 8pm)
There's nothing not to like about 10 Things I Hate....

Monday, March 29

... Saving Grace (TNT, 10pm)
We were going through Holly Hunter withdrawal.

Tuesday, March 30

... V (ABC, 10pm)
Will the show's absence have forced our hearts to grow fonder of this alien-invasion reboot?

Wednesday, March 31

... In Plain Sight (USA, 10pm)
Mary Shannon makes us want to enter the witness protection program.

Which premieres will you be watching this month?

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