With the Ides of March comes a new slate of series and season premieres. Here's your everything guide.
... Sons of Tucson (Fox, 9:30pm)
We're digging on the idea of what might happen if Malcolm in the Middle met Mr. Mom.
... The Pacific (HBO, 9pm)
The much-anticipated follow-up to the most-excellent Band of Brothers. Count us in.
... Minute to Win It (NBC, 7pm)
As hinted at in the show's title, contestants on Minute to Win It get 60 seconds to try to win a million-dollar prize. Guy Fieri, of Food Network's Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives, hosts. We'll pass.
... South Park (Comedy Central, 10pm)
Season 14 and counting...
... Ugly Americans (Comedy Central, 10:30pm)
This cartoon looks like a D&D; gamer's dream, with zombies, fairies, and werewolves wreaking havoc, sort of, on New York city streets. Color us intrigued.
... FlashForward (ABC, 8pm)
After a long winter hiatus, FlashForward returns to answer one question: Will the show survive?
... Life (Discovery, 8pm)
Supposedly Planet Earth on steroids. Yes, please!
... Breaking Bad (AMC, 10pm)
If you aren't excited for the return of Breaking Bad, you're doing a disservice to television.
... United States of Tara (Showtime, 10:30pm)
Tara returns with her many personalities.
... Fly Girls (CW, 9:30pm)
A show about flight attendants on Virgin Air. Possibly not even worth an in-flight viewing.
... 10 Things I Hate About You (ABC Family, 8pm)
There's nothing not to like about 10 Things I Hate....
... Saving Grace (TNT, 10pm)
We were going through Holly Hunter withdrawal.
... V (ABC, 10pm)
Will the show's absence have forced our hearts to grow fonder of this alien-invasion reboot?
... In Plain Sight (USA, 10pm)
Mary Shannon makes us want to enter the witness protection program.
Which premieres will you be watching this month?