Hank Stank, Now It's Canceled

Well, that was embarrassing. The sitcom debacle known as Hank has finally come to an end, and don't try and pretend like you didn't see it coming. ABC has officially canceled Hank after endless critical beatdowns and weeks of lousy ratings. Apparently the network has finally woken up and smelled the coffee.

Unlike Life on Mars, which ABC canceled last season but generously allowed to run its course, Hank is dead immediately. That means the five episodes that have aired will be the only TV blemish Hank will leave in its wake, and production on the show has already ceased. It's possible that the unaired episodes will make it to DVD, but if you are hoping for that, you need to rethink your priorities.

You see, I'm usually a little more forgiving, particularly when shows get canceled. Why, look how I handled today's other cancellation news. It's just that there's just really anything nice to say about Hank. I know, I'm acting like the sassy high school gossip who talks trash about something after it's gone, but seriously—Hank was this year's Do Not Disturb.

Don't get me wrong, I like Kelsey Grammer. And I feel horrible for the crew members who worked on the show and now risk losing their homes and having to fix their kids' crooked teeth with braces made out of old soda cans. But Hank should never have been greenlit in the first place. This is what happens when a high-profile actor is forced into a role by misguided network executives. "Well, we have Kelsey Grammer under contract and we have a script about a teenage vampire, a hunky auto mechanic, and... this one about a CEO who gets fired! Let's put him in that!"

This article has gone on too long. In sum, Hank has been canceled. Have a wonderful day!