Happy Valentine's Day! We Love You So Much That We Made You These TV-themed Cards

So February 14 is basically Black Friday for Hallmark, or as Hallmark likes to call it “Valentine’s Day,” which is when we either 1) celebrate naked babies shooting arrows at strangers (RUDE) or 2) drink our feelings and curse love, Hallmark, people who hold hands in public, Russell Stover, and our no-show prom date from high school. Regardless, the most important thing about Valentine’s Day is that it gives us an excuse to slap stuff together in Photoshop to entertain the masses.

Which is exactly what we did.

Have fun. Share these little ditties with your friends. Share them with your frenemies. Share them with that creepy lady in the next cubicle over who talks to herself all day, except for when she walks past you at lunch and tells you about the latest dead cat she found in her attic. You suspect she might be a hoarder given the regularity of these dead cat discoveries, but hoarders need love too, you know?

Happy V-day, kids. Mind the beer goggles. Wrap it up. Make sure you read all the labels on that cherry-flavored... nevermind.



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awww, Bear!!
and i love both POIs.
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Best, novelty, ever! :)
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AH, THE VAMPIRE DIARIES ONE IS PERFECT!
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I printed the Finch one for my husband. He seemed to like it.
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I love the Person of Interest one!
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What show is the 2nd one from? The one with the messed up girl on the floor with no knees.
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American Horror Story
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I am torn between Bear and Walt...Bear made me go awww and Walt made me laugh...hmm..that elicits a bigger question doesn't?
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What show is the asian girl from?
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it's from a tv show named Glee...
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Love the Heisenberg and the Klaus (best pony-drawing-artist ever!) one :)

Miss a Supernatural card (with just Dean on it - he should be eating something or making his funny faces). And definitely miss a Walking Dead Card - a happy Valentine's day from the Zombie apocalypse would be great.
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Klaus, Nick, and Olliver
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I want a pony!!!!
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HEISENBURG all the way.
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I want a once upon a time one
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I've never watched POI, but somehow I've absorbed just enough info about it to know that your POI valentine is HILARIOUS! Also somehow it's like 10 times better quality than the others, photoshop loves the machine - that makes sense.

The Arrow one is funny, it's too bad there wasn't more room to make the font fatter like the inappropriate licensed kids valentines (lookin' at you, Star Wars cards with Yoda in them despite Yoda being alone for the last 900 years).
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Archer and Bear made me laugh!
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No Supernatural?? Sam and Dean cards would be perfect :D Preferably one with both of them on it!
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POI and Bear versions are great:)
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Supernatural: "I only have black eyes for you" or "I'd make a crossroads deal for you"

Lost Girl: "I need your love to heal me"

Elementary: "It's only logical that we be together... at least until I get bored with you."
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Klaus is the best. As always.
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pony drawing please!
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Klaus <3
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Which series is the last card from?
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Breaking Bad.
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Breaking Bad.
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Thanks mate.
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My favourite one is the Glee one but The Vampire Diaries, Girls and American Horror Story ones are a close second.
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Archer one is my favorite
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"THE MACHINE says we're meant for each other"
Creepy. :)
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I LOVE the Klus, Bear, and Finich one!
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That's so sweet of you to spend erm... time (was it 10 min in Photoshop? Girrrl you need a tutorial LOL) doing this for us!!! I'll make sure to send some of them!
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Bear the Dog makes the best V-card :D
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What's the dog from?
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Person of Interest :)
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Those cards make valentines day seem like it's not taken seriously ^^
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We're supposed to take Valentine's day seriously?
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Yeahhh because those candy heart sayings are sooo serious.
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The Klaus one is wonderful, yes
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AWESOME
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These are all awesome but I agree with the comments below, Klaus one is epic. LOLing forever.
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Yay love the Klaus one!!!! God I miss TVD recaps!!! I would love Joseph Morgan to draw a pony for me!!! Happy Valentines Day everyone!!!
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The Klaus one is the funniest with the New girl one!!
that is really funny !!!
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The best one is definitely Klaus's. I miss Vampire Diaries photo recaps. Remember the badly drawn substitutes Price used instead of Klaus's actual drawings. Those were fun.Good times... good times
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Eugh, I know. I just sent Price a tweet explaining my utter disappointment at his absence. I've been trying to get into the new writers, but there is just no one as funny as him. Pooh!
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The one with Bear is my favorite
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