Help Write Some NSFW Charlie Sheen Jokes for His Comedy Central Roast

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Well, you must hand it to Comedy Central. The network's Roast Task Force was faced with the near-impossible—finding an honoree even more deserving of a brutal public shaming than last year’s Honorary Lizard of the Century, Donald Trump. And they’ve done it! Charlie Sheen will get the Comedy Central Roast treatment this year. Oh man. I would say “the jokes write themselves,” if most of the jokes hadn’t already been written by Sheen’s own, insufferable mouth already. The tiger blood, the fingertip poetry, the goddesses, the “WINNING!”—how do you even begin to top material like that? The guy is his own best worst frenemy.

It’s in moments like these that the dark genius of the departed Greg Geraldo would have really come in handy. But Roastmaster Jeff Ross says he’s up to the challenge, and the usual suspects—Lisa Lampanelli, Whitney Cummings, and former Aflac duck Gilbert Gottfried—are undoubtedly sharpening their flaying knives as we speak. Who knows—maybe even The Situation will return to bomb the hell out of the joint again.

All of which isn’t to say they couldn’t use your help. So we throw it open to you, TV.com readers. It’s time to share that Charlie Sheen gag you’ve been sitting on for months. Please remember, this is a family-ish site, so star-out words where appropriate, and try not to get too Aristocratic with the subject matter.

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