Heroes Reborn: Meet Your New Heroes and Watch .GIFs of Their Powers

Be honest with everyone: you don't watch Heroes or Heroes Reborn for the plot, writing, acting, directing, cinematography, art design, score, character development, costuming, opening titles, closing credits, makeup, gaffing, best boys, sound editing, or catering, you watch it because you want to see people show off superpowers on a network television budget. Well I got you covered! 

Let's meet all the superpeople that appeared in the two-hour premiere along with .GIFs—the animated kind because I like you—of their powers in action, without any of that middling plot to get in the way of things. To the good stuff!


The Incredible Transforming Interpretive Dance Machine

Party trick: Can change appearances, dance like a Burning Man flunk-out.

The best thing about the Incredible Transforming Interpretive Dance Machine is that he/she knows his/her New Age dance routine is so embarrassing that he/she has to transform into other people so as not to be actually recognized as the goofy dancer in his/her true form. This is a really great power used in the absolute lamest possible way. 


The Amazing Invisible Asshole

Party trick: He can become visible when it's the most rude time to do so.

The worst thing anyone with the power of invisibility can do is become visible right in front of someone as they're walking, and look at this punk-ass jerk. Not only was he wearing one of those terrible beanie hats AND sporting a goatee, but he didn't even say sorry when he cut off that woman with the gross sunglasses (why is everyone dressed like someone I want to punch?) and acted like it was her fault. This man was worse than whoever caused 6/13. Go speed off in your invisible Camaro and wrap it around a very visible telephone pole, you selfish bro dude.


Balloon Boy

Party trick: He can pretend to be a balloon.

He can float. Whoop-dee-doo. Give us a call when dad twists him into a balloon animal. 


Flying Chinese Guy

Party trick: As the name says, he can fly! But maybe only in a straight line?

FCG was chained to a weight to keep him grounded, but when the mean Chinese government showed up to haul him away, he sawed his thumb off and zoomed into the atmosphere like a baking soda rocket! He better be super-resistant to cold and pressure too, because miles above the Earth he'll turn into a popsicle or his insides will push out with such force that he'll explode. You gotta know these things when you can fly. With great power comes great responsibility to learn the physics of atmospheric pressure.


Tommy Vortex

Party trick: He can zap things into nothingness with the palm of his hand! 

Tommy, one of the principal characters of Heroes Reborn, can wink people out of existence with a well-placed palm gesture in his target's general direction. But the disappeared don't go to some fifteenth dimension invisible to our third-dimension eyes, they go to wherever Tommy was thinking of when he placed the zap order, which means all these things and people that got warped away are probably in his crush's boobs. In other words, don't f*ck with Tommy.


The Senile Speedster

Party trick: He can run extremely fast... but only in circles!

When Luke and Joanna came to kill an underground meeting of Evos, the Senile Speedster sprang into action and screamed while running in circles at hyperspeed near the snack table. Unfortunately, Joanna exploited his weakness: bullets. 


Fire Hands Freddy

Party trick: Can conjure a fireball in his hands, make kids run laps.

Fire Hands Freddy was a P.E. teacher at Tommy's school. This wasn't important in any way, but I thought I would throw that detail in here because the show did and so I could make that kids run laps "joke." At one point, he shot some sort of sonic blast, and maybe he was going to turn Luke into doner kebab in the .GIF above, but all we got to see was him create fire between his hands. This is a great skill for starting barbecues, but not great for combat. Like several other Evos, his main weakness was a bullet shot from a gun. Also good on Luke for toting around a fire extinguisher everywhere he went, you never know when you're going to go mano y mano with someone who has fire hands. 

Next: More ordinary people with somewhat interesting powers!

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Oct 01, 2015
why does d eold heroes looks way better than this crap?
Also whats up with the idiot game power sjees ???!!!
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Sep 30, 2015
Ok, now we need a set of animated GIFs of the TV.com writers and their real superpowers! It would be the closest I'm ever going to get to TV.com collectible trading cards or bobbleheads.
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Sep 30, 2015
I thinks someone has found a new show to try and fill that big Dome shaped hole in his heart!

The Amazing Invisable Asshole has a passing resemblance to a certain writter...

I hope the "Actor" who plays Balloon Boy has clause in his contract for future therapy.

And Ms Midas well done for screwing the global economy with the crashing of gold prices! You've just caused WW3 and pissed of a lot of dodgy "business men"/dictators.
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Sep 30, 2015
You rock, Tim ! "I have 67 cents in my pocket and I'm limping all over the place." :)))
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Sep 30, 2015
Ok, i have to say that i like the pilot with double episode..
The only thing that annoyed me was the fact that Claire had died. How can someone die who can regenerate??
Anyway, like i said...for now...it was ok...!
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Sep 30, 2015
I dont think she is really dead we already saw on heroes her regneration
powers help Peter Patrealy survive a nucler blast
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Oct 01, 2015
Indeed...that was the only frustation i had...he kept saying that she was dead, maybe his memories are wrong and she wasn't at the event at all??
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Sep 30, 2015
the old speedster killed me someone moving at that speed could not be killed by two ediots with a gun
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Sep 30, 2015
In fairness to "The Amazing Invisible Asshole" he was supposed to be French I think, so was stereotypically made an unlikeable arrogant douche.

Also, Molly Walker? Maybe it's just the eyes or something but she looks like Misha Collins in make-up and a dress....Dragstiel?
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Sep 30, 2015
The dark cloud over the convention: it was the umbrakinesis ability of Quentin's sister.
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Sep 30, 2015
That was funny, thanks.
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Sep 30, 2015
I think Heroes target audience was 15-16 year olds.

Heroes Reborn went down a bit... 8-10 year olds? Maybe I would find the show fascinating if I were 8.. who knows.

Anyway, not watching.
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Sep 29, 2015
out of all the names this made me laugh out loud: xXG4M3R_G1RL_420BONGSMOKERXx i still don't get her powers though... maybe hers is like another version of Micah's powers? -shrugs-
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Sep 29, 2015
After seeing lactokinesis on Misfits, none of these powers sound overly ridiculous, but just as with lactokinesis, it all comes down to how you utilize the ability.
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Sep 29, 2015
I think you are missing quite a lot by making this post. A few of the items you put are missing some data that seemed obvious.

Padre Gas -- I do believe his power is that of a Sin Eater. You can tell he goes into the body of the person he is taking confession from. I do believe that thing you see him cup is the sins of the person he is eating. I'm guessing a lot here but it seems to fit.

Vortex Boy -- He actually sends people to wherever he is thinking, not nothingness.

I kinda agree with you for xXG4M3R_G1RL_420BONGSMOKERXx though it could serve a cool purpose. It has potential.
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Sep 29, 2015
Very funny.
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Sep 29, 2015
In a world wracked with powered people it is only logical to assume there would be some really stupid powers, so thanks for sharing. It is also logical to assume that people who stalk people with powers are very likely to have their assess handed to them rather quickly. Their power is that of sublime stupidity--yeah, it's a power too...
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Sep 29, 2015
I often enjoy articles here, but this was just stupid. Off course it is easy to make fun of fantasy/sci-fy genres (since they are made up). I could easily do that to any series within these genres - but I do not find it cool to be a jerk.

As for the people from the meeting, why should they be able to use their powers to fight? These are not violent people. It is like knives, everyone has them but that does not mean that most people go around and use them for more than cutting vegetables. Just sayin'.
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Sep 29, 2015
Most of these people died in the pilot.

When I saw the briefcase full of pennies I thought of how heavy it must be. It was probably about forty or fifty pounds. And I'm guessing there's about eighty dollars worth of pennies in the case. But wouldn't just a few hundred pennies be plenty? He could keep the rest at home. He wouldn't even need a case.
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Sep 29, 2015
i actually wouldnt mind dr. heads and mr.tails powers as well as juany soft hands, , the red white pages, ms.midas and of course ken-nesis.

all those powers would be quite useful.



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Sep 29, 2015
I was trying to remember where there was a guy who could manipulate milk... Yes, Misfits! In the end he does quite impressive things with it.
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Sep 29, 2015
Very funny, well done
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Sep 29, 2015
Very funny story. But truth be told, the idea is that these powers start slow but evolve into something bigger. If Tim had done his homework (which seems he didn't) and watched the prequel, he would know that. There you have a girl who, in the beginning, makes her shadow wave hello (pretty lame), but in the end she does something amazing.

"Her payment for getting on board the Evo underground railroad was to turn a metal socket into a solid-gold socket"
You realize gold is also a metal, right? And the socket has always been solid. So, based on the text, she turns a metal socket into a metal socket.
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Sep 29, 2015
How many years is "start slow"? Presumably Heroes and Heroes Reborn take place in real-time. So Heroes ended in February 2010, and the events we see here begin in September 2015.

That's kinda confirmed by Noah saying in his voiceover that it's been a "few years."

Granted, not all of the Evos were probably active during that time period. But you'd think a few of them would have more experience. Given that Dark Matters and the shadow ability development takes place over the course of a few... days? weeks? Invisible Frenchman and Flying Chinese Guy have been prisoners, which suggests that they've had their powers for an extended period of time, no greater than a year (when the June 13 explosion occurred).
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Sep 30, 2015
How many years? Good question. I didn't suppose all evos would start developing powers at the very same time. That kid who had difficulty getting his hand through a tile seemed to be a novice, for instance. Besides, what about a child who wasn't even born in 2010? Can't he be an evo too?
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Sep 29, 2015
I suppose Invisible Frenchman might not have been a prisoner, and they just caught him in their underwear.

Ugh.
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Sep 29, 2015
Is this show meant to be like one of those really bad B movies that only stoners can truly appreciate? From this article at least, that's what it seems like to me. Mind you, I remembered hearing great things about the original Heroes...so I dunno.

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Sep 29, 2015
the speedster was just Stupid like he could of escaped but didn't LOL
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Sep 29, 2015
I thought that he was assaulting the buffet or taking a coffee before leaving!. :P
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Sep 29, 2015
He didn't have his glasses on and forgot where the exit was.
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Sep 29, 2015
I like the superpower that comes with horn-rimmed glasses, gun-skills and a snappy suit. I believe it's called "being the most intesting character on a show about superpowered people".
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Sep 29, 2015
The power of the characters in Alphas were cooler, and had more use in practice.
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Sep 29, 2015
Sounds like Misfits

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Sep 29, 2015
Misfits first season: What A Show! only in England you can do this.
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Sep 29, 2015
Little shock in their being more kids in this to facilitate the cash cow viewership figures and less critique from those younger naive viewers drawn to it.
The clip with running guy demonstrate that he's really bad at it, by running so fast that he's always in the kill shot position. The fireball guy is about as effective as indigestion or a bad magician, if he still got shot after conjuring one in that guy's direction! I can't see invisible boob rub passerby creep being popular beyond basement and college frat guys. Balloon kid needs to call child services; as he's bound to get bullied for life, after photo shots will make him look like stick-up-your-ass-kid!
All told, it looks poor.
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Sep 29, 2015
I don't live in a basement (and no not an attic either!) but i'd love to be inviseble boob rub passerby guy, and i'd probably mostly abuse my power!

The running guy wasnt so bad, he would have escaped if it wasnt for the alzheimers.

Fireball guy just wanted to show of, he was working up a huge kamehameha just realeased too late.

The balloon kid realy needs child-services badly, not only will he be bullied, his dad keeps him on a friggin' dogleash, whats next a shockcollar when playing in the yard?
(i know its not such a bad idea actually)
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Sep 29, 2015
Not saying it won't be poor but don't base it on any of the powered people you've mentioned above as they're all dead and therefore shouldn't have too much effect on the story moving forward.
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Sep 29, 2015
I don't feel like watching the show at all but I really enjoyed the article.
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Sep 29, 2015
And the grown up Molly is super-hot!

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Sep 29, 2015
You should have excluded the very few powers that are actually cool. Now, you come across as desperate. But, most of it is still acurate and funny.
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Sep 29, 2015
Even when they're cool, most of them are rehashes of powers from the original series. Super-speed, check. Shapeshifting, check. Shooting fire, check. Flight, check. Teleportation, check. Ice powers, check. Invisibility, check.

(Anyone notice the copy of The Invisible Man among the books on Noah's office bookshelf in episode two?)

I suppose you don't want to throw too much weird stuff at your audience. On the other hand, at least they could acknowledge that the Heroes' powers fall into general categories. They did that on Powers and Mutant X. Even Alphas to some degree.
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Sep 29, 2015
At least if Kring is going to recycle powers, he can vary them a bit.

Casper is a good example and the one he got right. He doesn't just touch people and wipe their memories, like Rene. He transfers them into inanimate objects.

Most of the powers looked like they just got out the CGI computer from the original series, and ported the FX onto new characters.
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Sep 29, 2015
Mrs. Midas turned a lug nut into gold, not a socket. Heck, I'd have had her turn everything around into gold so I could become rich. If you want to be the Batman, you have to have the cash to be like Bruce Wayne.
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Sep 29, 2015
I think "Flying Chinese Guy" real super power is the ability to survive in the cold without proper insulating gear. That was far more impressive.
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Sep 29, 2015
Here are the powers that Angel has in the comics, regularly revealed or not:

His bones are hollow, his body processes food more efficiently than a normal human body and does not store any excess fat, and he possesses a greater proportionate muscle mass than normal. As a result, his strength, speed, agility, flexibility, endurance, reflexes, coordination, balance, eyesight and hearing are at their peak. Elements of his anatomy are comparable to those of birds, especially birds of prey. His eyes can withstand high-speed winds which would damage the average human eye. He can breathe at high velocities or altitudes, and he can cope with the reduced temperatures at high altitudes for prolonged periods of time, giving him a greater-than-normal capacity to endure low temperatures in areas such as the Arctic.
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Sep 29, 2015
Nathan Petrelli seemed to have the best resistence to cold and lower atmospheric oxygen, particularly when he made his escape from HRG and the Haitian wearing only pajama pants. Damn lucky his nipples (skin, feet, and all) didn't freeze.
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Sep 29, 2015
Most flying types have some kind of inherent resistance to cold and lack of air. Angel at X-Men has a whole host of subsidiary unseen powers that make him a better flyer. Resistance to air friction is presumably another such tertiary power.
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Sep 29, 2015
He'd also have to be a little invulnerable or he'd have to land really slowly so as not to break some bones or kill himself.
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Sep 29, 2015
Yes, those that fly would have to be ridiculously hardy!
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Sep 29, 2015
You slay me as usual Tim. Nice post.

I'd like to cheat and have double powers. If whilst using my telekinesis power someone wanted to rat me out, I'd like to be able to make them to forget what they saw. But if a double power is out than I'd have to go with the Midas touch.

Money over everything lol. (I don't actually believe that but if I had super powers I'd like to think I could learn to be dickish)

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Sep 29, 2015
I agree with everything Tim posted here, it's all just pretty lame! Nuff said.
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Sep 29, 2015
Isn't the guy playing Casbar Abraham the dude trom original Heroes who was the puppet master: a killer who could control people's movements??
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Sep 29, 2015
Nope, that was David H. Lawrence (XVII!). Casper is Pruitt Taylor Vince, who is the go-to guy when you want vaguely creepy characters with a wandering eye.
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Sep 29, 2015
OK thanks:)
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Sep 29, 2015
Vince is a terrific character actor. I hope that, in future HR episodes, his character and powers won't be so ridiculous and his dialogue will be reasonably well-written; I fear that his talents will be wasted on this show.
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Sep 29, 2015
TV.com seems a weird place for trolling is all I will say about this particular article.
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Sep 29, 2015
But in this case the trolling is well deserved. The show is lazy, repetitive, and inconsistent.
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Sep 29, 2015
You must have missed Tim's Under the Dome recaps.
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Sep 30, 2015
I know the show itself and it earned all the reviews it got after going crazy after the first season, Heroes Reborn has had 2 back to back episodes, that's it. I also note that the name of the article has been changed.
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Sep 30, 2015
The headline remains the same as it always was. But you may have seen something different on the homepage because the original was too long.
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Sep 30, 2015
Yeah the one I saw said something along the lines of Heroes and their stupid powers, it was a troll headline/shortened thing
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Sep 29, 2015
Sorry, but if I could turn metal into gold I`d be beyond Bill Gates rich with my own private island and army with the best security features money can buy. I wouldn't need some underground railway. Ridiculous simply ridiculous....
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Sep 29, 2015
I'll take rhodium over gold, it's much more valuable.
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Sep 29, 2015
Why is it always gold? you never see anyone with the power to turn objects into lint or styrofoam.
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Sep 29, 2015
Or to make it interesting, every time you use your power there's some kind of negative effect. The negative effect would matter on what your power is. So you would use your power sparingly because of the negative effect it has on you.
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Sep 29, 2015
Well, if you buy the concept that powers gained reflect the subconscious desires and images of the user's mind, more people probably think of King Midas than... King Lint-Maker?
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Sep 29, 2015
That concept sounds very lamarck-ian to me, but from the powers we've seen sofar you do make a valid point, however.. if powers arise from desires they should be able to change when the disires change don't you think?
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Sep 29, 2015
But then the government and/or a secret industrial conspiracy would find you and lock you away. Or kill you: if someone wants you dead, all the security in the world won't protect you.

Plus we don't know what limitations she has on her power. Clearly she isn't staving to death King Midas-style. Can she only transform one object every 1/5/12/24/72+ hours? Is there a size limit on what she can transform?
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Sep 29, 2015
No see beyond Bill Gates rich, where I could buy off anyone. I would live on the Island from LOST so I could make it disappear in time. This is a silly conversation about a silly show and topic.
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Sep 29, 2015
It's amazing how many people still get butt hurt over Tim's articles. I actually loved the premiere, but I still found this article pretty funny.
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Sep 29, 2015
What's funny/ironic is that they don't seem to understand how the Internet work.

By going to the page of an article they don't like, they increase the chances of more of that type of article. TV.com doesn't care what the person who hits the page thinks, or even what they post. They just count hits.
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Sep 29, 2015
It's amazing how many people who get butt hurt over Tim's articles still read Tim's articles.

Tim gets paid to watch shows and write about them. What's their excuse?
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Sep 29, 2015
LOL at Ms. Midas. They only sell that socket in the full set... hahaha
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Sep 29, 2015
The only Hero (Evo) from among the regular Heroes (of previous season) shown was the Haitian guy, well, and now he's dead!. I was expecting to see glimpse of more older Heroes in the first few episodes.




Where is Sylar? and Peter?

My opinion about Lamest/Coolest Evo:
Lamest: The video-game girl
Coolest: Tommy Vortex -- well, in terms of the chemistry developed with him being in the middle of a lot of trouble already.
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Sep 29, 2015
in a show like this you can be quite sure that the reason some character doesn't appear or only makes short appearences is connected to the actor's contract and not the story in any way.
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Sep 29, 2015
You mean the chemistry he had with the ice cream girl?
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Sep 29, 2015
Hiro is in the next episode's promo.
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Sep 29, 2015
In regards to Sylar and Peter, neither actor wanted to come back. The in-story reason? Not sure. They may explain it or they may not and just leave us to assume that those two characters are "retired."
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Sep 29, 2015
I agree with DavidKnowles0 Sylar and Peter had too much power. At least this new crop have powers that are on the right side of controlable.
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Sep 29, 2015
Then again, most of the new crop of main characters don't have superpowers. Noah, Luke, Joanne, Carlos so far, Emily, Erica presumably (we haven't seen her yet), Taylor, Quentin.

Out of ten main cast members, only three have powers, Miko, Malina (the Aurora Borealis woman at the end of episode one), and Tommy.
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Sep 30, 2015
This might also work to make the show relatable to a wider audience. Desperately wanting this series to suceed even if it's just a 13 episode one off.
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Sep 29, 2015
two way over powered dudes that made the show boring, luckily they aren't around this time.
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Sep 29, 2015
They died in Odessa, I suppose. But you are wrong - we saw Mohinder (?).
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Sep 29, 2015
But is/was he an Evo?
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Sep 29, 2015
he had power in the latest seasons. I'm not sure what exactly, but he was something like superhero.
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Sep 29, 2015
Wikipedia: "increased strength, agility and reflexes. In "A Clear and Present Danger", with his increased strength Mohinder was shown to be strong enough to rip the door off a car."
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Sep 29, 2015
"I was expecting to see glimpse of more older Heroes"

Besides Molly?

There were glimpses of Parkman and Hiro in the previews at the end of the two-hour episode.
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Sep 29, 2015
Boy, you really h8 this show. But I agree on the powers, some of them are REALLY lame.
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Sep 29, 2015
Well, when Tim hates something, he HATES it!
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Sep 29, 2015
Tim, this isn't Under the Dome. If you dislike Heroes so much how about just stop posting about it? These powers do not suck, the people using them suck, and over half of the people you called "heroes" aren't even named characters in the show. You put all this negative feedback out there and it contributes to poor word of mouth with leads to low ratings and eventual cancellation. How about cutting some of us who like it a little slack and be happy for us? Show a little support by way of not trashing it to bits every chance you get?
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Sep 29, 2015
It's an article about what powers are displayed on the show. Why does it matter if they're held by main characters or not? The article's also very funny and really not that negative. I imagine many die hard Heroes fans would enjoy reading it.
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Sep 29, 2015
Cory bashed Blindspot pretty good. But no matter what he says If a TV show is programmed after The Voice chances are it will be successful.
Traditional Live TV viewers can't be bothered changing channels. Oh well...
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Sep 29, 2015
"If you dislike Heroes so much how about just stop posting about it?"

Because... he's paid to post about it. And a lot of people Like his articles.

If you can't stop reading Tim's post, don't blame him if he can't or won't stop writing them.

I think you might be overestimating the impact of one Internet reviewer, too.
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Sep 29, 2015
Look, I think Tim is an excellent reviewer, and up to this point I've enjoyed his posts very much which was how I ended up reading this one. However, if you have to resort to digging up background characters for something to make fun of then maybe there's less wrong with the show than you think. And does it make his opinion more or less valid now that you've implied that it exists purely out of financial obligation? We can agree to disagree on the merits and lameness of the show, but I was legitimately curious about why he felt compelled to review a show he obviously dislikes-that was not meant to be a snarky or sarcastic comment. I really wanted to know.
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Sep 29, 2015
Tim's desire to write this story was because it was funny. And he didn't feel "compelled to review a show he obviously dislikes." TV.com assigns coverage of various shows to various staff members and freelancers based on a number of things, like personal interests, who has the time, etc. Heroes went to Tim.

(Plus, this is an interesting case because we needed someone familiar with the original series to review the new one.)
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Sep 29, 2015
I'm not saying that financial obligation makes his opinion more valid. Only that it makes his reason for posting here more valid.
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Sep 29, 2015
Plus, as often the case... most reviewers I've seen agree with Tim. It was a pretty mediocre opening, and had a lot of the same problems that the original Heroes ended up with.
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Sep 29, 2015
Yeah, when it ended, I was like... that's it?
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Sep 29, 2015
Or you can just read my recaps because I like the show: http://mikeydislikesit.com/2015/09/25/heroes-reborn-brave-new-world-odessa-series-premiere-review/ :)

This article was pretty funny though!

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Sep 29, 2015
Well, that's a real shame. I was looking forward to the reboot and hoped they had learned from the failures of the original series (well, from season two at least), but it appears not. Nor does it appear that I need to tune in. Thanks for saving me, Tim. Now THAT should be a superpower!
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Sep 29, 2015
But yeah, a lot of "real" superpowers probably suck. Might I recommend reading the Wild Card books, if you haven't already?

They have a whole subculture of Deuces: people with powers that are pretty much useless. Like the ability to make their skin change color, or very high body temperatures. But hey, at least they have powers.

And of course, there are comic book "heroes" like the Legion of Substitute Heroes. Who can forget...

Color Kid, with the ability to make things change color.


and Stone Boy, with the dynamic power to turn into an inanimate stone statue.


(Admittedly, he later used self-hypnosis to teach himself how to sleepwalk and punch people...)
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Sep 29, 2015
Lmao, never knew thanks for sharing.
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Sep 29, 2015
The funny thing is, eventually they found ways to make their powers useful. Stone Boy used self-hypnosis to let himself move while he was asleep, basically turning him into a full-time Weeping Angel.

Color Kid could project "black," blinding people, or neon lights, dazzling them. He reversed the color of the sky and ground, confusing some fighter pilots. And then there was the time he turned that band of green kryptonite surrounding Earth into blue kryptonite...
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Sep 29, 2015
Color Kid could make a pale woman tanned or black Michael jackson white. Just think of the millions he could make.

He could also change the colors in money, people would think it was counterfeit and throw it away, then he would retrieve the money and return its original color. Or something along these lines. Yeah, I know it's silly. But often it's more how you use a silly power.
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Sep 29, 2015
While Color Kid's powers could be useful if one is creative, Stone Boy's skills are a bigger challenge... Perhaps pretending to be a statue in a museum waiting for thieves to rob it... Maybe he can be used as a battering ram??? Paper weight? That's tough as stone.
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Sep 29, 2015
The sad thing was, Syfy did Three Inches, a vague attempt at making a Legion of Substitute Hero-style group of loser super-powered types.

They opted for Alphas instead. as if there isn't room for two superhero shows. Guess Marcel's Quantum Kitchen was cheaper.
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Sep 29, 2015
The funny thing in the picture is why Supergirl thought anyone would impersonate the Subs...
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Sep 29, 2015
Hey, when Color Kid and Stone Boy teamed up, there was no stopping them.

I remember the time that Color Kid made Stone Boy fluorescent green, so that the Super-pets (Krypto, Beppo) thought Stone Boy was kryptonite and ran off.

And yes, there was a Legion of Super-Pets.


And then Chlorophyll Kid used his plant growth powers (he couldn't control them, he could just make them grow) to take out Streaky the Super-Cat.


Good times...

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Sep 29, 2015
Stone Boy is like a Weeping Angel, except he can never move.
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Sep 29, 2015
They seem to have learned nothing from their past mistakes.
I don't understand why they started up this show again if they have nothing new to add.
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Sep 29, 2015
"At one point, he shot some sort of sonic blast, and maybe he was going to turn Luke into doner kebab in the .GIF above"

He also had flammable blood. Since we see Luke set it on fire to burn down the safe house.

Which I suppose meant that at least he didn't smoke.

Of course, you wonder how Luke knew he had flammable blood. Since he just casually lights the coach's blood with a match. Presumably Luke did some research on their targets, which is why he had the fire extinguisher.

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Sep 29, 2015
"By unsheathing a sword, she can enter a video game! That's it."

That, and her martial arts abilities manifest in the real world. Got to watch those ends of the second episodes.

Her real power is that her father...



is a zombie.


Although I suppose after getting killed off on Smallville, he'd have to be...


Give it up for Hiro Kanagawa, folks, one of the busiest actors in Vancoiuver.
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Sep 29, 2015
"Give it up for Hiro Kanagawa, folks, one of the busiest actors in Vancoiuver."
I think Ty Olsson might beat him for that award.
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Sep 29, 2015
Ha. You beat me to it. That dude is everywhere.
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Sep 29, 2015
It's close...

There's probably a few other Vancouverites in the mix, too.
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Sep 29, 2015
I'm pretty sure I've posted it before but I think there is a Vancouver acting mafia that seem to get all the work.
The likes of Ty Olsson, Roger Cross, Ian Tracey, Richard Harmon, Alessandro Juliani, Terry Chen et al seem to turn up in everything that's made in Vancouver.
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Sep 29, 2015
Roger R Cross seems to be rather busy....Strain/Continuum/Dark Matter/Arrow/Motive
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Sep 29, 2015
"Not only was he wearing one of those terrible beanie hats AND sporting a goatee"

Well, he is French, according to the accent and the end credits.

What do you expect?
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Sep 29, 2015
His beanie and goatee where the first things I noticed. Tasty.
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Sep 29, 2015
I think he was supposed to be French-Canadian, not just Canadian. Judging from the opening where he was running through Canada.

I like how the guy chasing him was credited as "Redneck." Like with Between, which seemed to have a whole part of the Canadian town where show-described "rednecks", you tend to think of Rednecks as an American cultural phenomena.
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