8 p.m., CBSJason Segel)—and has a run-in with a guy who used to bully him in high school.
8 p.m., FOXMatthew Lillard) who collapsed after trying to save a woman on the subway tracks, House (Hugh Laurie) avoids Cuddy’s opinionated mother (guest star Candice Bergen), who’s in town for Cuddy’s (Lisa Edelstein) birthday.
Series premiere, 9 p.m., CNN
Piers Morgan TonightPiers Morgan’s first guest on his new (pre-recorded) talk show is—drumroll, please—Oprah Winfrey!
Series premiere, 9 p.m., SyfySam Witwer) and a werewolf (Sam Huntington) who move in with a ghost (Meaghan Rath) and support each other as they try to lead normal “human” lives.
Series premiere, 10 p.m., MTVJames Milo Newman) and his plight to lose his virginity.
Series premiere, 10 p.m., NBCKathy Bates has her own NBC show now, which hopefully means she won’t be on The Office for much longer. In Harry's Law, she plays a feisty attorney who gets fired from her firm and decides to open up her own practice in an old shoe store.
Also on the airwaves...
The Bachelor, 8 p.m., ABC
Chuck, 8 p.m., NBC
Pretty Little Liars, 8 p.m., ABC Family
Bad Girls Club, 8 p.m., OXY
Rules of Engagement, 8:30 p.m., CBS
Two and a Half Men, 9 p.m., CBS
Lie to Me, 9 p.m., FOX
The Cape, 9 p.m., NBC
Intervention, 9 p.m., A&E;
Greek, 9 p.m., ABC Family
Bridalplasty, 9 p.m., E!
Cake Boss: Next Great Baker, 9 p.m., TLC
Mike & Molly, 9:30 p.m., CBS
Hawaii Five-0, 10 p.m., CBS
Heavy, Series premiere, 10 p.m., A&E;
NBA Basketball: Bulls v. Grizzlies, Thunder v. Lakers
NHL Hockey: Kings v. Stars
NCAA Men’s Basketball: Villanova v. Connecticut, Kansas State v. Missouri, Syracuse v. Pittsburgh, Jackson State v. Prairie View A&M;, Kansas v. Baylor, Norfolk State v. Howard
NCAA Women’s Basketball: Connecticut v. North Carolina
Australian Open Tennis: Early-round play
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