What to watch on Monday, May 2.
Did you ever notice that the DVR is a lot like a pinata? A lot of the time it's full of candy and trinkets (TV shows) and you can use a mop handle (your eyeballs) to bust it open. I'm not sure if I mean this metaphorically or literally, but I'm not some fancy college professor! I just happen to love candy and television! Hey look what's on tonight:
When Cuddy's mom (guest-star Candice Bergen) threatens to sue the hospital like crazy, Cuddy and House suddenly find their medical licenses in jeopardy. Cool, thanks Mom! Also, Donal Logue guest-stars as a lottery winner who is—get this—DOWN ON HIS LUCK.
How I Met Your Mother
When Barney and Marshall get into a nasty argument, Lily and Robin attempt to force them to make up. Plus Ted tries to plan a romantic getaway for himself and Zoey. Grow up, you guys.
Tonight Chuck attempts to take a break from work and just enjoy his bachelor party, but some unexpected party-crashers really muck things up for him. See, this is why I don't have friends: Don't have to throw parties.
Serena once again tramples Blair's dreams by exhuming some old skeletons, plus Charlie and Vanessa's friendship takes on a questionable status and Nate finds himself torn between ladyfriend Raina and actual love of his life Chuck.
Tonight Beckett attempts to clear up some old business by pursuing a suspect in her former partner's murder. Plus we'll visit the set of Castle's new movie, where the cast members will help solve a case. Typical actors! Always out solving murders and whatnot. Know what I mean? Me neither.
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
90210, 8 p.m., CW
Antiques Roadshow, 8 p.m., PBS
Dancing With the Stars, 8 p.m., ABC
The Secret Life of the American Teenager, 8 p.m., ABC Family
WWE Tough Enough, 8 p.m., USA
Mad Love, 8:30 p.m., CBS
American Chopper, 9 p.m., Discovery Channel
Bad Girls Club, 9 p.m., Oxygen Gossip Girl, 9 p.m., CW
Make It or Break It, 9 p.m., ABC Family
Stargate Universe, 9 p.m., Syfy
The Chicago Code, 9 p.m., Fox
The Event, 9 p.m., NBC
Mike & Molly, 9:30 p.m., CBS
Bethenny Ever After, 10 p.m., Bravo
Hawaii Five-0, 10 p.m., CBS
Kate Plus 8, 10 p.m., TLC
Law & Order: Los Angeles, 10 p.m., NBC
My Teen's a Nightmare: I'm Moving Out, 10 p.m., Discovery Fit & Health
Nurse Jackie, 10 p.m., Showtime
Pawn Stars, 10 & 10:30 p.m., History Channel
Sanctuary, 10 p.m., Syfy
The Hard Times of RJ Berger, 10 p.m., MTV
United States of Tara, 10:30 p.m., Showtime
What are you watching tonight?