House, Chuck, and How I Met Your Mother

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What to watch on Monday, May 2.

Did you ever notice that the DVR is a lot like a pinata? A lot of the time it's full of candy and trinkets (TV shows) and you can use a mop handle (your eyeballs) to bust it open. I'm not sure if I mean this metaphorically or literally, but I'm not some fancy college professor! I just happen to love candy and television! Hey look what's on tonight:


8pm, Fox
House
When Cuddy's mom (guest-star Candice Bergen) threatens to sue the hospital like crazy, Cuddy and House suddenly find their medical licenses in jeopardy. Cool, thanks Mom! Also, Donal Logue guest-stars as a lottery winner who is—get this—DOWN ON HIS LUCK.

8pm, CBS
How I Met Your Mother
When Barney and Marshall get into a nasty argument, Lily and Robin attempt to force them to make up. Plus Ted tries to plan a romantic getaway for himself and Zoey. Grow up, you guys.

8pm, NBC
Chuck
Tonight Chuck attempts to take a break from work and just enjoy his bachelor party, but some unexpected party-crashers really muck things up for him. See, this is why I don't have friends: Don't have to throw parties.

8pm, CBS
Gossip Girl
Serena once again tramples Blair's dreams by exhuming some old skeletons, plus Charlie and Vanessa's friendship takes on a questionable status and Nate finds himself torn between ladyfriend Raina and actual love of his life Chuck.

10pm, ABC
Castle
Tonight Beckett attempts to clear up some old business by pursuing a suspect in her former partner's murder. Plus we'll visit the set of Castle's new movie, where the cast members will help solve a case. Typical actors! Always out solving murders and whatnot. Know what I mean? Me neither.


PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...

90210, 8 p.m., CW
Antiques Roadshow, 8 p.m., PBS
Dancing With the Stars, 8 p.m., ABC
The Secret Life of the American Teenager, 8 p.m., ABC Family
WWE Tough Enough, 8 p.m., USA
Mad Love, 8:30 p.m., CBS
American Chopper, 9 p.m., Discovery Channel
Bad Girls Club, 9 p.m., Oxygen Gossip Girl, 9 p.m., CW
Make It or Break It, 9 p.m., ABC Family
Stargate Universe, 9 p.m., Syfy
The Chicago Code, 9 p.m., Fox
The Event, 9 p.m., NBC
Mike & Molly, 9:30 p.m., CBS
Bethenny Ever After, 10 p.m., Bravo
Hawaii Five-0, 10 p.m., CBS
Kate Plus 8, 10 p.m., TLC
Law & Order: Los Angeles, 10 p.m., NBC
My Teen's a Nightmare: I'm Moving Out, 10 p.m., Discovery Fit & Health
Nurse Jackie, 10 p.m., Showtime
Pawn Stars, 10 & 10:30 p.m., History Channel
Sanctuary, 10 p.m., Syfy
The Hard Times of RJ Berger, 10 p.m., MTV
United States of Tara, 10:30 p.m., Showtime
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What are you watching tonight?

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