What to watch on Monday, May 23.
You probably didn't know this, but every time you leave the house your television weeps; it just SOBS from loneliness and neglect. Maybe tonight you should try and make it up to your television. A hug, a tennis bracelet—something.
SEASON 7 FINALE, 8pm, Fox
House
In tonight's season finale, crazy talented Shohreh Aghdashloo guest-stars as a performance artist who may or may not be faking an illness. Plus House jeopardizes his relationships with Wilson and Cuddy—which, if you read the trades, you know at least one of whom won't be around next year. Just a little thing I like to call "inside scoop."
SEASON 7 PREMIERE, 8pm, CBS
The Bachelorette
America's most compelling cycle of tragedy continues as Bachelor Brad's #1 reject, Ashley Herbert, sets out on her own path of tawdry contrivance. Tune in to see Ashley sort through 25 new bachelors, including a man in a mask and someone she already knows. Seven will get the boot.
SERIES FINALE, 9pm, NBC
The Event
Okay. So. Tonight there MAY or MAY NOT be an "event." It may or may not involve a portal, a virus, an alien power struggle and/or partly obscured faces. But it DEFINITELY will involve the cancellation of the most frustrating failure of the 2010-2011 television season. Yeah, I said it. Sorry Tim!
ORIGINAL MOVIE, 9pm, HBO
Too Big to Fail
HBO remains unrivaled when it comes to high-class, highly entertaining dramatizations of otherwise-boring current events, and the tradition continues tonight as Curtis Hanson directs this biting portrayal of the lead-up to the 2008 financial crisis. Okay, HBO, just as long as there's nudity!
10pm, Discovery Fit & Health
World's Worst Teens
Perhaps you are interested in learning about a 14-year-old boy who's prone to violence while STONED? Or, maybe you'd rather just turn off the television and check in with your loved ones, maybe see how their hopes and dreams are going? I can't make that decision for you.
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
Antiques Roadshow, 8 p.m., PBS
Dancing With the Stars, 8 p.m., ABC
Minute to Win It, 8 p.m., NBC
Property Virgins, 8 p.m., HGTV
The Secret Life of the American Teenager, 8 p.m., ABC Family
WWE Tough Enough, 8 p.m., USA
Make It or Break It, 9 p.m., ABC Family
Real Housewives of New Jersey, 9 p.m., Bravo
The Chicago Code, SERIES FINALE, 9 p.m., Fox
Clash of the Commercials: USA vs. the World, SPECIAL, 10 p.m., CBS
Nurse Jackie, 10 p.m., Showtime
River Monsters: Unhooked, 10 p.m., Animal Planet
Sanctuary, 10 p.m., Syfy
The Hard Times of RJ Berger, 10 p.m., MTV
Vanished, ORIGINAL MOVIE, 10 p.m., Lifetime
United States of Tara, 10:30 p.m.,
Showtime
LATE-NITE PICKS:
Lady Gaga on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Jack Black on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Wanda Sykes on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12:00 a.m., ABC
What are you watching tonight?
House,The Event,Sanctuary,
The Event, a bit of House,etc
the event was what happened millenia ago that drove the aliens from Earth in the first place!
the event, chicago code, house
House.
House most definitely. And The Chicago Code. You will be missed.
It's ok, at least Shawn is not going to be making a moronic expression everytime he asks Vicky why she is still helping him.
House Season Finale, The Event Series Finale (bye, bye Event), and Sanctuary.
Definitely catching House tonight. Also i think getting cancelled is The Event ; )
The Chicago Code.. Bye, bye! Sigh.
Lady Gaga on Late Show with David Letterman, and The Event! (:
DWTS
The Secrete Life of the American Teenager, The Event, The Chicago Code, The Hard Times of RJ Berger, United States of Tara
the Event
House
House & Sanctuary
sucks for chicago code. should have made it more gritty FX worthy.
Sanctuary, House and Craig Ferguson
House, The Chicago Code, and Sanctuary.
The Event and Sanctuary
The Event *sniff*
House and United States of Tara for me.
Ah, I thought last week's episode of The Chicago Code was the finale... I was thinking: what a stupid way to end. So I'll be watching the finale of it tonight. Craig Ferguson as well.
The season finale of House and that's it.
Nothing. After tomorrow night there will be nothing to watch unless there is some good summer programming coming, and i don't mean reality shows.
Make it or Break it
yeah, House
Nope, nothing.
The Chicago Code
Hard Times and Law & Order LA, ugh why have all the good shows ended?! Summer programming blows.
House
The Event
The Event, Sanctuary, Castle or Hawaii Five-0 rerun if they're on, Antiques Roadshow, etc
Sanctuary for me.
The Event, The Hard Times of RJ Berger, United States Of Tara, Make It Or Break It, and Queen Latifah, Matt Bomer, and Bon Iver on Jimmy Fallon
Thank God for Sanctuary, I was beginning to despair, but luckily it was there for me at the bottom of the list :p
House