House, The Event, and the Series Finale of Stargate Universe

What to watch on Monday, May 9.

There's so much on television tonight that it's virtually impossible you'll be bored. BUT, if you do find yourself getting bored, try this trick I learned: Cover your television in plastic wrap and draw on everyone's faces using Sharpie. Oh man, they all look like bozos now. Just kidding, that's disrespectful. Just tune in normally, okay?


8pm, Fox
House
Tonight House will reluctantly agree to help a washed-up boxer resuscitate his career. Meanwhile, House’s team suspects he may be addicted to a DIFFERENT kind of drug now. My guess? It's kindness.

8pm, CBS
How I Met Your Mother
When Ted takes a leap that has a huge impact on his relationship with Zoey, it’s just the right cue for his friends to finally voice their opinions of the lady.

10pm, CBS
Hawaii Five-0
The team suddenly has to deal with a bioterrorism threat when Danny is exposed to a lethal chemical agent. Dang, Hawaii just got REAL.

8pm, CW
90210
Prom comes to West Beverly just in time for Dixon and Annie to receive upsetting family news, for Naomi’s relationship with her nerd boo to hit the skids, and for Adrianna to pounce on Navid while Silver’s still in the hospital. Typical prom problems, basically.

9pm, NBC
The Event
On tonight’s episode of what has essentially become the Masterpiece Theater of our times, Leila will accidentally become an accomplice to Sophia’s plot to murder the world, plus Simon does Sterling a solid by procuring a delicious antidote.

SERIES FINALE, 9pm, Syfy
Stargate Universe
This poor show. It started out with so much potential! An awesome cast, a gritty, serious style reminiscent of the Battlestar reboot, a tragic mythology, and very little to do with the previous Stargate cheese-fests. But then no amount of pointless sex-scenes or confusing rejiggering could make this thing work, and so tonight it limps across the finish line, a solid sci-fi show that could have been so much better! For those of you who stuck it out, tonight our intrepid crew will finally attempt to shake the approaching drones and hopefully reach a destination that’ll bring everything full circle.


PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...

Adventure Time, 8 p.m., Cartoon Network
Antiques Roadshow, 8 p.m., PBS
Chuck, 8 p.m., NBC
Dancing With the Stars, 8 p.m., ABC
Property Virgins, 8 p.m., HGTV
The Secret Life of the American Teenager, 8 p.m., ABC Family
WWE Tough Enough, 8 p.m., USA
Mad Love, 8:30 p.m., CBS
Gossip Girl, 9 p.m., CW
Make It or Break It, 9 p.m., ABC Family
The Chicago Code, 9 p.m., Fox
Mike & Molly, 9:30 p.m., CBS
Bethenny Ever After, 10 p.m., Bravo
Castle, 10 p.m., ABC
Law & Order: Los Angeles, 10 p.m., NBC
My Teen's a Nightmare: I'm Moving Out, 10 p.m., Discovery Fit & Health
Nurse Jackie, 10 p.m., Showtime
Pawn Stars, 10 & 10:30 p.m., History Channel
Sanctuary, 10 p.m., Syfy
The Hard Times of RJ Berger, 10 p.m., MTV
United States of Tara, 10:30 p.m., Showtime
Wedding Wars, 11 p.m., VH1

LATE-NITE PICKS:

Kristen Wiig on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Chris Colfer on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Will Ferrell on Chelsea Lately, 11:00 p.m., E!
Anthony Hopkins on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS



What are you watching tonight?

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CHUCK, SGU and Hawaii Five-0
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I can't believe I started watching Gossip Girl again...I'm ashamed of myself but Chuck and Blair are just too good to resist...again.
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the event chicago house castle 90210 chuck
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i wont say its sad to see sgu go but i do feel sorry for it. it did have potential but oh well wrong channel horrible focus on the cast and the writing for the first season felt more like a soap opera. had they not wasted many eps on filler like the time travel eps or halucinations and actually focus on the sci fi element of the show then it could of lasted. but sadly scifi has gone the way of the rpg anime and cartoons and has become too niche to work these days.
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The Event is still on?
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House, Mike & Molly and Conan.
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The Event, and the End of SGU! D:
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Mike & Molly, Hawaii Five-O, The Chicago Code, Castle, The Event, Law & Order: LA
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Chuck, How I Met Your Mother, Mad Love and Conan
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90210, and I'll watch Kristen Wiig on Letterman. Love her!
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House, How I Met Your Mother and Castle.
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by the way, Chris Colfer isn't on Leno tonight, he was originally scheduled but now it's Jesse Tyler Ferguson
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Chuck, How I Met Your Mmother, Mad Love, 90210, Gossip Girl, The Event, Make It Or Break It, Mike & Molly, Castle, Hawaii Five-0, RJ Berger, United States Of Tara, Keira Knightley on The Daily Show, Kristen Wiig on Letterman, and Sarah Chalke on Craig Ferguson.
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Chuck, How I Met Your Mother, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, The Event, The Chicago Code, Mike & Molly, Hawaii Five-0, The Hard Times of RJ Berger, and United States of Tara.
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Chuck, Castle, DWTS, and Hawaii Five-0
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In my opinion SGU was the best science fiction to come out of the last few years (yeah even the first season), but more than anything one hell of a show! Far superior to a lot of shows even from big networks (the production quality was also amazing for such a small network). I'll miss the show, the characters... Damn you SyFy! ;)
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Somehow the previous Stargate "cheese fests" managed 10 and 6 season runs and SGU barely managed 2. I think that says it all.
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Chuck, Stargate Universe, Hawaii Five-O, Sanctuary, House & The Event
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I will be watching Hawaii Five-0!
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HIMYM, Hawaii Five-0, Make It Or Break It
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House, Chuck, Event, Stargate Universe series finale, Sanctuary, and Castle
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Chuck, House, The Chicago Code, Hawaii 5-0, and Sanctuary.
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5-0, The Event, and Nurse Jackie
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HIMYM, Mad Love and 90210.
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HIMYM, Mad Love, Chuck, Mike & Molly, Castle, Law & Order LA, Hard Times
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Sanctuary, Castle, SGU, HIMYM, Hawaii Five-0 and House...busy night
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I can't believe this is the last i will see of stargate universe, and to be replaced by what? some wrestling shows. This channel is now completely dead. I hope they end it on a huge cliffhanger with everything unsettled, the drones, destiny, everything. Better that than some cheesy rushed ending.
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I agree with osdawaya16. SGU was kinda sucky at first, but has really become mostly awesome this season...other than a few of the monsters of the week episodes, but even those episodes had decent character development. i'll be sad to see it go, but my dvr will be happy to have one less show to try and record
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Tonight's Stargate Universe episode could very well be the last of the franchise. Hopefully they give it a decent ending.
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Tsk tsk, Price. Stargate: Universe was only bad for the first season - then it hit its Stargate stride and fell in line with the good ol' Stargate. And yeah, Stargate has its cheesy moments, but you're being a little harsh.
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Chuck, Sanctuary, & Castle!
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chuck!!!!!!!!!
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Chuck, The Event, Castle, Hawaii Five-0 (online), Stargate Universe, Sanctuary, Antiques Roadshow, etc...
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HIMYM, Chuck, The Chicago Code, Castle, Hawaii Five-0
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Hawaii Five-0 and Castle!!!
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HIMYM, GossipGirl, Castle, Sanctuary
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Chuck and HIMYM.
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House, reading TWOP boards about The Event. Chicago Code?
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same as YvesClaeys with an added dose of Hawaii5.0 and Eddie Izzard
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stargate universe :-( ,house, the event,
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definetely House
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