House's 150th episode, Being Human's season finale, and something called My Teen's a Nightmare: I'm Moving Out

What to watch on Monday, April 11.

Garfield was right: Something, something Mondays (I'm paraphrasing). Welcome back everyone, I hope you're ready for a killer week. I don't mean that this week will kill you, but the other way around. You are totally going to kill this week and there will be a murder investigation, but you will probably be exonerated because everyone will be like, "Yeah, that week totally deserved it." BUT THEN, in a surprise twist, the DA will bring out Exhibit X—this week's TV schedule—and suddenly everyone will be mad at you again. Because look at all the good stuff on TV tonight!


8pm, Fox
House
Tonight's episode is momentous for two reasons: It's the 150th episode AND Olivia Wilde shows up! Turns out Thirteen's been in prison for the last six months, and House tries to find out WHY. Also, they team up in a spud-gun competition (see above photo)? Plus: Tonight's wacky illness entails a science teacher with a respiratory infection due to hoarding (!).

8pm, CBS
How I Met Your Mother
Tonight, Ted and Zoey's differences of opinion regarding Arcadia threaten to become irreconcilable and Marshall quits his job to volunteer for an environmental organization. Charmingly.

SEASON FINALE, 9pm, Syfy
Being Human
Tonight Being Human USA reaches the conclusion of what has been a short, surprisingly great first season. In the finale, Josh and Sally tend to Aidan's injuries, plus Nora finally learns the truth about Josh (the smell didn't tip her off??). Also, we'll get to see Aidan and Josh's first meeting.

10pm, CBS
Hawaii Five-0
The thing about Hawaii is it's so hard to look at. Just kidding, it's actually very beautiful there! Did you know that? In tonight's episode, Steve and Danny discover a murder victim while hiking, and Kono looks into a certain scandal within the Honolulu police department. Those are two very risky plotlines for a show that is essentially paid for by the Hawaiian tourist board! Credit where credit's due.

9 & 10pm, Discovery Fit & Health
Underage and Having Sex and My Teen's a Nightmare: I'm Moving Out
Wow, this channel is off to a great start! After officially launching in February, this merger between Discovery Health and FitTV is ALREADY going the TLC route of sensationalistic television. Take these two back-to-back specials, for instance, which both explore the more horrible parts of parenting (raising teenagers). But just look at those titles! Underage and Having Sex is hilariously lurid, but My Teen's a Nightmare: I'm Moving Out is probably the best title for a television show I've ever seen. Sorry, I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant, you just got OUTDID.


PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...

Dancing With the Stars, 8 p.m., ABC
The Secret Life of the American Teenager, 8 p.m., ABC Family
American Pickers, 9 p.m., History Channel
Cake Boss, 9 p.m., TLC
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, 9 p.m., Food Network
Make It or Break It, MIDSEASON PREMIERE, 9 p.m., ABC Family
Relapse, 9 p.m., A&E;
Bethenny Ever After, 10 p.m., Bravo
Harry's Law, 10 p.m., NBC
Heavy, 10 p.m., A&E;
Kate Plus 8, 10 p.m., TLC
Nurse Jackie, 10 p.m., Showtime
Pawn Stars, 10 & 10:30 p.m., History Channel
Stargate Universe, 10 p.m., Syfy
The Hard Times of RJ Berger, 10 p.m., MTV
United States of Tara, 10:30 p.m., Showtime
WWE Tough Enough, 11 p.m., USA

LATE-NITE PICKS:

Isabella Rossellini on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:52 a.m., CBS


What are you watching tonight?

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HIMYM, House
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5-0 is better than 10 shows on right now! Give it credit!
And, Edie Falco is NOT a comedy actress in a COMEDY series, contrary to what Hollywood says!!!
How i met ur mother, Cr$$, none of us took this long to meet mothers!!!! End it!
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come on, get serious please
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you people forgot like half the shows, mike and molly, mad love, the chicago code
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Hawaii Five-O, Castle
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You forgot Chuck, Mad Love and Mike & Molly!!!!
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You forgot Chuck, and Castle!!!!!!!! Shame on you! Anyway, I'll be watching Chuck, Being Human, & Castle.
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HIMYM, Castle, House. Chuck is a terrible show, I don't understand why people still watch it.
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chuck and stargate
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HIMYM...HOUSE maybe
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HOUSE!!!
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Mike & Molly, Hawaii Five-O, The Chicago Code, Castle, L&O: LA, Diners Drive-Ins and Dives. WHAT'S WITH THE INCOMPLETE LIST???!!!!
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On the list: House's 150th episode, Being Human's season finale, How I Met Your Mother, Hawaii Five-0.

NOT on the list (Even though there are NEW episodes tonight): Chuck, Castle and Mad Love.

What's going on TV.com? this is a FAIL on your part.
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Being Human,Hawaii Five-0 and Stargate Universe (:
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House, How I Met Your Mother and Castle.
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Hawaii Five-0
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I'm watching HIMYM, Hawaii Five-0, Make It Or Break It, and probably Secret Life
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House and Mike & Molly.
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House,How I Met Your Mother,Being Human,Hawaii Five-0,Stargate Universe,
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Being Human and Stargate Universe
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Hawaii 5-0, DWTS, Nurse Jackie
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Hawaii 5-0, Chuck, House, The Chicago Code, and Being Human (so glad it got renewed for a second season).
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The Chicago Code and HIMYM
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From this list, I'll be watching Hawaii Five-0. And as cool a title as My Teen's a Nightmare: I'm Moving Out is, I wont be watching it. From the shows with new episodes you missed, I'll be watching the 3 Cs (or 4 -- whatever): Chuck, Castle, and Chicago Code.

Mad Love, Mike and Molly, and L&O:LA are all new episodes too.
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Chuck and Castle are both new tonight
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while i gotta admit, i;m morbidly curious about underage and having sex and my teen's a nightmare! i' moving out, i;ll be watchig HIMYM and hawaii five 0. and the rerun of gossip girl, only one week till it's back!!!
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HIMYM and Being Human finale
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House, How I Met Your Mother, Secret Life, Heavy, Nurse Jackie, United States of Tara and Hard Times of RJ Berger :)
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HIMYM, Being Human finale, Harry's Law
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House and Chuck
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Castle, House, HIMYM, Hawaii 5-0 and SGU
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definetely waiting for thirteen (maybe they are aiming at Cuddy?)
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Chuck, Law & Order: Los Angeles (the second hour online or in reruns), Castle, Hawaii Five-O (online), Stargate Universe, etc...
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Along with lainiek (and a bunch of other people!), I'll be watching H5-0! Lots of action and maybe some answers to some mysteries this Monday! And the scenery's not bad, either!
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The scenery on #h50 isn't the only thing gr8 to look at...the cast is pleasant on the eye and the ear- gr8 smart dialogue & a cast that is easy to like. hope to hear that Hawaii 5-0 will be picked up for a season 2 soon!
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13 looks hot holding that gun.
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@Hedge, What I've been doing over the past couple weeks is I opened a Notepad on my desktop, and made a list of every show I watch on a weekly basis. That way I can check these lists, and then check my lists to see if any of my shows are missing. If one of mine happens to be missing, I check the episode guide for that particular show and see if it is in fact airing a repeat that night, or a new episode that this list missed. Then I add whatever series premieres I am checking out to my personal list. I am surprised, however, that he hasn't added The Borgias and The Chicago Code to these lists since we pointed them out.
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annoyed he missed borgias of yesterday but there's even more this week - from this list i'm watching : house / being human / harry's law ........ but i'm also watching: chuck / mad love / chicago code - looks like i'm going to have to stop relying on these lists (the odd one to miss is allowed but 3!?)
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The Secret Life of the American Teenager (I find the show dumb but somehow I just like watching it each week lol), Chuck, The Chicago Code, Hawaii Five-0, United States of Tara, The Hard Times of RJ Berger
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DWTS, Being Human, Chuck, Castle, and Hawaii Five-0
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Actually, I just checked the episode guide. There is a new episode of Chicago Code on Monday. Thats two shows in two days you missed, you're slacking.
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No Chicago Code again? Damn. Nothing for me this Monday. I'll probably save one or two Sunday shows on my DVR to watch Monday night.
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