In Honor of True Blood's Season Finale, We Made You a Printable, Life-Size Eric Northman Poster

Happy birthday! Wait, it's not your birthday? Well now you don’t need one, because you just got the best gift you could ever ask for: A life-size paper Eric Northman! That's right, with a little help from the cool algorithms of The Rasterbator, we’re giving you six feet of stunning, heart-stopping viking. Just print out this PDF, do a little clipping, slap the sheets of paper together with some tape, and you can have Eric hanging around until you rescind his invitation on recycling day.

Big Eric

Our floor-to-ceiling Eric is an ideal decoration for a True Blood season finale party, but you can also hang him up in your office, keep him close on your bedroom wall, or liven up your local bus stop. You’re very welcome. Don’t get paper cuts on your tongue.


Right-click this link and "save link as" to download the PDF.

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The next one has to be AT LEAST half-naked. Pretty please?
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Too much clothes. Though I'd like the real one with nothing but a bow around his neck and a can of whip cream in his hand...
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haha XD awesome
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lolzasaurus rex.
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Now we finally know how Online-TV-commentators (?) live. I so do not regret my career choice.
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I love you guyss..... SO MUCH
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You're my hero!!!
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can u make a bill please
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That is genius!
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Wow, that's a nice dog pillow.
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Oops. Sorry about that. Too much information.
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Great! Now I'm going to print this on a life-size blow-up doll with orifices.
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hahahahaha, it almost makes up for the crappy last 2 seasons :P
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Now I have something fun to do this weekend ;-)
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rofl. but only because lol is too short. didn't know there had to be 4 characters minimum xD
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I had no Idea what to get my 15 year old cousin for her birthday. Problem solved. Thanks Lil'.
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15 year old girls don't even know who Eric Northam is: give your cousin a nice poster of Damon Salvatore she'll be thrilled (unless, of course, she's "team Stefan")
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Well, duh 15 year olds don't know who Eric Northman is. True Blood is a very adult show and most parents in their right mind wouldn't let their kids watch it. That's pretty much the equivalent of giving your children porn. Why can't teenagers watch television that's aimed for them without being told it's "bad"? Lately, you've been on a hateful rampage of The Vampire Diaries. I've been reading what you've posted on the articles. Try being polite. Not everyone has the same opinions. Just because you don't like something doesn't make it horrendous. So grow up. I don't care how old you are.
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I was 15 when true blood came out and started watching it...
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Actually, I started watching True Blood when it first came out in 2008 when I was 13 or 14 years old. And for the record, I've always hated Twilight vampires because they're nothing like real vampires.



Just saying that not all teenage girls think the True Blood vampires are "the same woobies they watch on Twilight".
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Yes, you are absolutely right, they are nothing like ->real<- vampires *bursts-out-laughing*
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Hahaha you know what I mean! Real as in "traditional" vampires.
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Thank you cupcakemurder. For proving that not all teenagers are as naive as ione24 seems to believe. "15 year old girls don't even know who Eric Northman is" - What world is she living in.
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First of all it's "Northman", and why don't you tell that to my about to be 16 Eric obsessed cousin. And for the record, she's also told me she's Team Edward and Team Stefan. Go figure.
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And I'm sure she'll be 17 by the next reply but I stand by what I'm saying: 15 year olds believe the characters of True Blood are the same woobies they watch on Twillight so its best for them to stick with what they can understand. A poster of Team Stefan/Edward would be better for her.
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Sanctimonious much? She loves Northman, who am I to tell her what fictional characters to have crushes on.
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