J.J. Abrams' New Show is... Pulpy

... J.J. Abrams is busy working on another new show, this time in the world of crime dramas. Abrams' production company, Bad Robot—the same shingle behind Fringe and Lost—is pitching Pulp, a crime drama set in a "slightly heightened reality, a-la Pulp Fiction." I don't really know what that means, but if Michael Ausiello says it, it must be true. [TV Line]

... CBS aired the whateverth-annual People's Choice Awards last night, and winners included Glee for favorite comedy, House for favorite drama, Hawaii Five-O for favorite new drama, S#*I My Dad Says for favorite new comedy, and S#*! My Dad Says for the "Tim Can't Believe This Show Won an Award" Award. The rest of the winners (Neil Patrick Harris! Jane Lynch! Conan O'Brien!) are listed in the link. [People's Choice Awards]

... Dichen Lachman, the exotic beauty last seen on Fox's canceled Dollhouse, will soon confuse our taste in women in Starz's upcoming U.S. adaptation of Torchwood. Lachman will guest star in the pilot episode. Also, All My Children's Alexa Havins has joined the series as a regular. [TV Line]

... You're gonna need a drink, Paula. And some Vicodin, Xanax, and whatever else you inject into your dopamine receptors. Paula Abdul's Live to Dance performed admirably in its premiere, but last night's follow-up episode dropped a quarter of the initial audience, with a 1.8 rating in the adult demo and 7.7 million viewers. The new series was dismissed by critics, and it appears audiences have decided to pass on it as well. [THR]

... ABC is teaming up with the 51st state, a.k.a. Canada (oooh, burn you hosers!), for a new cross-border co-production. Tentatively titled Combat Hospital (hee hee, really?), the show is set in a military hospital in Afghanistan. As it did before with Rookie Blue, ABC will split costs with Canadian network Canwest to produce 13 episodes. [Deadline Hollywood]

... Katy Perry is guest starring on CBS' How I Met Your Mother. That's really all I have to say about that. [Orlando Sentinel]

... Remember that set-in-the-1960s series about Playboy bunnies that was circling NBC? It's now headed to production, as NBC has ordered a pilot. Titled Playboy, the drama would follow the ladies who worked at the famous Playboy club in Chicago during the sexual and moral revolutions of the era. It's like Mad Men, but without a brain. [Deadline Hollywood]


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