Jeff Goldblum Says Jeff Goldblum Is Dead

Jeff Goldblum appeared on The Colbert Report Monday night and admitted that he was, in fact, dead. Host Stephen Colbert paid tribute to "friend of the show and of dinosaurs actor Jeff Goldblum," as Goldblum stood by. Goldblum even tried Twittering the host to prove he was still alive, to which Colbert exclaimed, "The Dead can Twitter!" But after watching news footage of his supposed untimely demise, Goldblum had to admit Colbert had a point. Maybe he had died. The actor moved on to eulogize himself (and slipped in a plug for Law and Order: Criminal Intent).

False news of Goldblum's death on a movie set in New Zealand was reported last Thursday, as news of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett's deaths spread. The story of Goldblum's death was quickly dispelled, but not before it shocked fans worldwide.

Truly one of the best Colbert clips. Watch:

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  • monke4sale

    I was watching that episode of the colbert report! omg! that was funny!

    Jul 13, 2009
  • archangelwho

    So the US press is not the only ones who report made up news as facts and don't even to the basic of a follow up.

    Jul 05, 2009
  • dizilerim

    That's funny... "The Dead can Twitter!" I'm sure about that

    Jul 05, 2009
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  • shadowysea07

    oh the world is just so full of fail this week. i swear people started losing points off their IQ as soon as Michael Jackson Billy and Farrah Fawcett died. even the news has gone stupid making huge mistakes like saying a boy 5 year old toddler survived the plane crash when it was a 14 year old girl

    Jul 01, 2009
  • RioMom

    This was a riot! Bravo to Jeff Goldblum for having such a great sense of humor!

    Jul 01, 2009
  • angeland8

    Oh, I don't get it. Really.

    Jul 01, 2009
  • acmb

    I'm wondering who was the stupid person who said he was dead.

    Jul 01, 2009
  • peon4570

    Funny stuff

    Jul 01, 2009
  • GatuBela0

    bury me with Jeff Goldblum, please.

    Jul 01, 2009
  • pgsuperfan

    He is really on Law and Order :CI

    Jul 01, 2009
  • HelloStuart

    I loved him in "The Big Chill." He'll be dearly missed. ;)

    Jul 01, 2009
  • eMetiB_101

    Ossie.. I second that and also add that "Today" are stoopid-arse-gits for not properly checking the source of the false information.

    Jul 01, 2009
  • Ossie

    Richard Wilkins is an idiot!

    Jul 01, 2009
  • DaVulture

    Give Goldblum his own comedy show! He's so funny.

    Jun 30, 2009
  • moonlightenvy

    Jeff Goldblum is hilarious!!

    Jun 30, 2009
  • huntercal

    I'min Australia and I actually saw that report as it was being telecast and even by then I knew it was a hoax! funny stuff!

    Jun 30, 2009
  • JusticeLeaguer

    This was too funny :D

    Jun 30, 2009
  • laffertyluver

    Haha I loved that they showed the clip from the Today show...Richard Wilkins should have really checked his facts before putting that to air..shows the quality of journalism at Channel 9.

    Jun 30, 2009
  • GavinGibbons

    Awesome!!!

    Jun 30, 2009
  • torontogirl98

    Steven was hillarious last night I loved it I was on the floor the whole time the dead people can twitter, the in memorum song and the whole walk towards the light best Report ever!

    Jun 30, 2009
  • Tortured_Mike

    Jeff Goldblum is the best. That would have really saddened me.

    Jun 30, 2009
  • topoopon

    I hadn't heard the Jeff Goldblum mistake. Colbert definitely got me the other night. That whole New Zealand newscast was great. Jeff Goldblum has been great as a cameo the past few weeks.

    Jun 30, 2009
  • dragon22a

    I love when he comes on the show. First it was for the defense of the fly that the president swatted. It has really made me like him more. He is good on Criminal Intent also. It is nice to see an actor who can make fun of himself and his career.

    Jun 30, 2009

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