THIS FEELS COOL BUT ALSO LAZY?
... It's time for another edition (the first edition?) of Good News/Weird News! The popular '80s cartoon Jem and the Holograms is headed to the big screen! That's obviously the good news. The weird news is that the people behind the project—John M. Chu (G.I. Joe: Retaliation), Jason Blum, and Scooter Braun—want your help in creating a "modern-day, live-action reinvention" of Jem in the form of a feature-length film. But before you cry about Kickstarter or whatnot, they're not asking for your money. They're crowdsourcing for creativity and talent... so it's like a Kickstarter for your brain, I guess? I don't know. It's weird. Watch the announcement video below, and if you think you've got some talents to share, submit your stuff. BUT OMG DON'T FORGET THE #JEMTHEMOVIE HASHTAG OTHERWISE YOU MIGHT LIVE IN OBSCURITY FOREVER INSTEAD OF IN AN OBSCURE FEATURE FILM ABOUT AN '80S CARTOON.
... The CW has passed on Lauren Graham's pilot Unfamous, which was based on her debut novel Someday, Someday Maybe, which itself was loosely inspired by Graham's life as a young actress in New York. In a recent appearance on Ellen, Graham noted that the network chose a pilot about a zombie—that would be Rob Thomas's iZombie—instead. This is not terribly surprising, given The CW's recent attempts to move away from WB-esque dramedies and toward a more genre-heavy schedule (the network currently has eight genre shows on the air). That being said, Ellen DeGeneres, who is producing the project, will be shopping the pilot around to other networks, and said if they have to add a zombie or two to make it happen, they'll do it. [The Ellen Show]
... Spike TV has ordered a 20-episode fourth season of its reality series Bar Rescue, which stars bar and nightlife expert Jon Taffer as he travels the country helping failing drinking establishments get their shit together. Quick Q: What credentials are required to be a "bar expert?" I feel like I could order some business cards and tell everyone I'm a "burrito expert" and be well on my way to hosting my own TV show at this point. [Deadline]
... NBC's Last Comic Standing will return with an all-new comedy competition on Thursday, May 22 at 9pm before moving to its normal time period of Thursdays at 10pm the following week. Celebrity judges this season include Roseanne Barr, Keenen Ivory Wayans, and Russell Peters. JB Smoove, who's currently appearing on The Millers, will host. [NBC via press release]
... The Boondocks will return for its fourth and final season on Monday, April 21 at 10:30pm on Adult Swim. [Adult Swim via press release]
... HBO has signed a new deal with Game of Thrones showrunners David Benioff and Dan Weiss that will keep them around for two more seasons, even though the network has yet to renew the drama for a fifth season. The pair recently told EW that they plan to finish the series in seven seasons, but George R.R. Martin reportedly said, "No way. Nope. Nuh-uh! I need more time! Let's make this about me!" #jokez [EW]
... CMT has ordered another season of Party Down South, which never fails to trick me in to thinking that Party Down is being resurrected whenever I see its title in print. Season 2 will premiere June 5 at 10pm and promises more "muddin’, funnelin', and gettin’ country." Way to go, America! [Deadline]
... In addition to renewing White Collar for a sixth and probably final season, USA has ordered two new medical dramas to series; one is from Burn Notice creator Matt Nix, and the other is from Jonathan Levine (Warm Bodies). Nix's Complications follows ER doctor John Ellis (Jason O’Mara), whose life is changed after he he intervenes in a drive-by shooting. Levine's Rush stars Tom Ellis (Miranda) as William Rush, a doctor who will do anything as long as you pay him enough. [NBC via press release]
... After the global disaster that was the most recent season of The Bachelor, ABC will attempt to jumpstart a new summertime spin-off called Bachelor in Paradise, with a premise that's similar to Bachelor Pad's but that's set in an "isolated romantic paradise." According to the logline, the show will feature "all the usual romance, drama, and tears we’ve come to expect from the Bachelor franchise." Yay! I can't wait to continue not caring! [EW]
... Mena Suvari has landed the lead role in Amazon's Hysteria, a new drama pilot about a doctor named Logan Harlow who's called in to investigate a mysterious epidemic among Texas high school girls. And I know what you're thinking, but I checked and no, it's not spread by Tim Riggins' wiener. However, Harlow believes the disease is spread via technology, so it might be that a dick pic of said wiener has been making the rounds and all of the ladies are coming down with a case of desperate sex fiend-itis. I don't know. ANYWAY, Suvari's Harlow is described as "exceptionally bright, driven, complicated, [and] charming but socially awkward," because it's a requirement that every female on TV be flawed in the dumbest way possible. [Deadline]
... Scandal's Dan Bucatinsky has joined NBC's new pilot Marry Me, which stars Casey Wilson (Happy Endings) and Ken Marino (Party Down) as a longtime couple who've recently become engaged only to discover that being engaged isn't that easy. Bucatinsky will play Kevin 2, the father of Wilson's Annie and the husband of Kevin 1, played by Tim Meadows. [THR]
... Grey's Anatomy's Kevin McKidd and The Office's Creed Bratton will both guest-star in upcoming episodes of Franklin & Bash. McKidd will play Albert Daugherty, the Duke of Weddington, who crosses paths with Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Breckin Meyer's characters after getting into it with his neighbor. Bratton will play a former-athlete-turned-judge in a different episode. [EW]
OMG GET OVER YOURSELF NEWS
... Jeremy Piven is kind of a jerk; that's not exactly a new aspect of his personality. But he recently reminded the world of this fact when he jokingly but totally not jokingly called the venerable Benedict Cumberbatch a Cumberbitch because he was upstaged by Sherlock and Cumberbatch at a recent press event. If it's the event I'm thinking of, then Piven is right, he was upstaged. But let's take a good look in the mirror, Piven. You're on Mr. Selfridge, and Benedict Cumberbatch is Sherlock freaking Holmes. You're on Mr. Selfridge, and Benedict Cumberbatch has the cheekbones of an angel. You're on Mr. Selfridge, and oh yeah, Benedict Cumberbatch isn't a jerk. [Radio Times]