Jersey Shore Will Return for Season 6, Starring a Pregnant Snooki

Sign up for Lamaze classes and fire up the frozen margarita dispenser: Jersey Shore is back, and pregnant Snooki is along for the ride! MTV has confirmed the popular reality show and incidental STD awareness campaign will return to Seaside Heights for a sixth season of hot-tubbing, puking, and fist-pumping good times, usually in the same night, and in that order. It tapes this summer for an as-yet-unscheduled premiere, but you’ll have two spin-off shows to watch to tide you over until then: one starring Snooki and JWoww, and another, The Pauly D Project, starring everyone’s favorite helmet-haired DJ. MTV has revealed little about the new season, save for a hint that there will be “new themes to explore.” We have so many questions!

For example:

– Morning Sickness vs. Vodka Sickness: Which elicits the most projectile vomiting?

– Does someone who always crave pickles still crave them when pregnant?

– Do pregnant bellies act as a hook-up-deterrent at Club Karma?

– What other things will they find inside Snooki’s uterus during her first ultrasound? (House keys, used condoms, the duck phone, etc.)

Viva la Shore!

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Jersey Shore is like a train crash you just can't look away from..
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on youtube, dizzydre313 said that he heard pauly d say snookis not coming back cause of her pregnancy so former cast member angelina returns to the show
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Why? Just...why?!
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Nobody should be surprised that MTV (home of Teen Mom, 16 & Pregnant, etc.) picked up a season of Jersey Shore: Pregnant Snooki Edition. Her parents must be so proud.
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That is so disgusting.
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yuck...i don't know what it is yet...but there must be a new "jumped the shark" short hand here somewhere...The show has "jumped the Snooki"?
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Not surprised. I mean there's plenty of pregnant women at the Jersey Shore...so Snooki probably thought she might as well get paid $100k per hour of footage and come back. She's gonna be an uber bitch with hormones and all that. Yeah..not surprised.
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Add a comment...good looks like MTV finally realized that the show sucks if their not in jersey shore, jersey shore is as white trash as they are, the 2 go togethor

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Wow... just wow.



Don't want to sound downright evil here, but an obvious question needs to be ask about this whole thing, and I guess I'm the prick who needs to ask it:



In the history of humanity, has there ever been a pregnancy where a fetus SELF-ABORTED ITSELF to prevent themselves from being raised by unbelievably unprepared and unqualified parents?



If it never happens before, I'm pretty damn sure it will happen here.
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I flagged this comment. Mainly because I once got a post deleted by the administrator and a warning email in my inbox for a comment that did not even come close to the nastiness of this comment of yours. But I don't really care either way. Just making another pointless point in my eternal quest to bring justice to a cruel and unjust world.
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lol....seriously? why haven't they killed this show with fire yet?....well at least its cast and/or fans
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I flagged this comment. Mainly because I once got a post deleted by the administrator and a warning email in my inbox for a comment that did not even come close to the viciousness of this comment of yours. But I don't really care either way. Just making another pointless point in my eternal quest to bring justice to a cruel and unjust world.



Read more: http://www.tv.com/news/jersey-shore-will-return-for-season-6-starring-a-pregnant-snooki-28145/#ixzz1plDiyqaX
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not really type of show you want to bring kids in is it?
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Pregnant Snooki is heading to the Jersey Shore! Can you picture Snooki swapping vodka shots for prenatal vitamins? Will her baby bump make an appearance at the club?



http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/03/snookis-fetus-a-new-preferred-hawt-bixch-will-soon-grace-us-with-its-presence/
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seriously? i feel sorry for the unborn kid already...
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I'm trying to figure out which is worse- Having Snooki as your mother or having a mom from Toddlers & Tiaras.
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