It’s Pete Campbell’s world, everybody else is just being manipulated in it.
I want to like Pete Campbell. Deep down inside, I know he’s a giant douchebag, but every now and then he proves his worth as a human being, or at the very least, makes me feel sorry for him.
“The Other Woman” wasn’t one of those times. When Herb—the head of the Jaguar dealerships, and one of the most influential decision-makers over at Jaguar—implied that a night in bed with Joan Harris would guarantee his vote in favor of Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce, Pete made it priority numero uno to get Joan to take one for the team. He tried to ask nicely. Then he tried to bargain. Then he tried to guilt-trip her before finally looping back around to bargaining when he told all the other partners about his plan and made it sound like Joan would be willing to work some special overtime for the appropriate compensation. Of course, providing appropriate compensation ($50,000, or four times Joan’s yearly salary) would require another extension on SCDP’s credit line, and Lane was still sweating his first spin on the embezzlement wheel, so he wanted very badly to avoid a trip to the bank this week.
So Lane tried to shoot down Pete’s pimptastic aspirations. Don was outraged because he had PRINCIPLES. Also, after their successful outing at the Jaguar dealership and the subsequent cocktail-soaked heart-to-heart, Joan is his new favorite female. Roger was incredulous, then calmed down when Pete made it sound like the whole idea was Joan’s. I feel like Roger should have known her better than that, but maybe he was feeling a little insulted that she apparently wouldn’t let him pay for his own child, yet she’d essentially whore herself to get a little financial security. I don’t know, he got his panties unwadded pretty fast. Bert Cooper was scandalized because once again, he was forced to realize he works with a bunch of savages.
Pete passionately argued that everyone at the agency had worked so hard over the past six weeks preparing the proposal (you know, when they weren’t eating catered lobster and getting lap dances from Megan’s actress friend in the conference room). “Now we’re just going to walk away? Over what?”
Oh nothing, just Joan’s dignity.
So, like the fine upstanding men that they are, the equally scandalized but far less principled partners of Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce waited until Don left the room and voted to pay Joan to bang Herb. Since Don wasn’t there, his vote was in absentia, and SCDP fumbled its way into a business model that suddenly relied on prostitution to gain business.
Wow, things have gone downhill really fast for the company, haven’t they?
And of course, Lane Pryce did the dirty work, mostly in an attempt to avoid groveling at the bank. He offered Joan a partnership in return for her cooperation, argued that a partnership would go much further than a measly $50,000 with a child to care for. He touched on his own lack of satisfaction in the company and said that in the past, when people asked him what he wanted, he never told them the truth. Cue the sad face. I would have cared a lot more about his miserable existence if he wasn’t actively participating in the most horrific thing the men at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce have done to date. Maybe we should revise the Mad Men deathwatch of a few weeks ago and add Lane to the list of potential goners. Between his general unhappiness coupled with continued financial woes, and now his role as middle man in the SCDP pimping enterprise, well, I wonder how he sleeps at night.
When Don found out about everything, he headed straight for Joan’s and attempted to talk her out of it. He said that if they didn’t get Jaguar’s account, then so be it, he didn’t want to do business with men like that anyway. Remember kids, Don Draper has PRINCIPLES.
In the morning, Don made the pitch to Jaguar, a heavily sexualized campaign that compared the lovely but dysfunctional Jaguar cars to mistresses—without actually using the word mistress, of course. “Jaguar: At last, something beautiful you can truly own.” Don’s pitch was cut with scenes from Joan’s night with Herb, leading us to believe that she had ignored Don’s plea and slept with the creep anyway. The degradation of Joan Harris might just be one of the most unsettling and certainly upsetting scenes in Mad Men history. My skin crawled and Christina Hendricks managed to convey Joan’s disgust with the situation, with Herb, and mostly with herself, using little more than her facial expressions.
After doing her implied duty with Herb, Joan returned home and donned her green silk robe, right before Don knocked on her door, revealing to we the audience that Joan hadn’t ignored Don’s plea at all. He simply didn’t get there in time—the prince arrived too late to slay the dragon and they lived unhappily ever after.
I was half-expecting Jaguar to go with another ad agency despite Joan’s actions just to cement their sleaze status, but Herb apparently kept to his side of the bargain and Jaguar signed with Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce for all of the company's advertising and womanizing needs. Joan’s partnership was announced, but no one really felt like partying. Oh, and Peggy quit her job to go work for Cutler, Gleason, and Chough because she was feeling neglected or something. She’ll be back. Probably.
Pete Campbell Sucks:
Pete told Trudy that after SCDP signed Jaguar, he wanted his own apartment in the city. He brought up her habit of being in her pajamas by dinnertime. He doesn’t realize how good he has it. I mean, those were some stylish pajamas Trudy was rocking. If I were wearing those PJs at dinnertime, I’d be getting grilled about what the big occasion is.
Also, apparently Pete hasn’t been getting it on with Trudy, much to her frustration. Really, Pete? Really?
Peggy Olsen, Professional Black Sheep:
I don’t really blame her for leaving, though the Padawan teaming-up with Ted Chough was an understandably low blow to Jedi Master Draper. Peggy got herself a better title and a jaw-dropping raise for jumping ship. I hope it’s worth it, but knowing Mad Men, it won’t be.
Starring Megan Draper:
Megan got a callback for a play that would require three months of rehearsals in Boston. Don was displeased. She said that if she ever had to pick between her job and Don, she’d pick Don, but she’d hate him for making her do it. Megan is such a drama queen these days. Pun intended.
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