You won’t get the best of me. I eat sob stories like this for breakfast.
So, back at community service, Nathan lamented his still undiscovered superpower to his fellow ASBO cohorts when the gang stumbled upon a naked dude just chillin’ in the parking garage. Nathan recognized him as his mother’s boyfriend, Jeremy, which led Kelly to remark—after getting quite an eyeful of Jeremy—“Your mom will hurt.” Oh. Awkward.
Awkwardness abounded at a senior citizen tea/lunch/dance event when Alisha’s kindly grandpa of a dance partner touched her skin and almost had himself a heart attack. Meanwhile, still reeling from the incident with his mom’s beau, Nathan found solace in hitting on a hot community volunteer named Ruth. Ruth was pretty awesome. Ruth actually never stopped being awesome... but she DID stop being hot, establishing an important aspect of the mysterious powers that the freak storm rained down upon London—there may or may not be a temporary aspect to them.
While Curtis fretted over the threatening, Tony-themed note in his locker and Simon bonded with the mysterious “shygirl18” online, Nathan hit it off with the beautiful blonde Ruth. He’s taken up living at the community center since his mother won’t let him move back home. His revelation about Jeremy’s naked foraging didn’t help much, reminding Louise entirely too much of Nathan’s past full of endless B.S.: “It’s like when you said Richard was sexually abusing you!” she claimed. I guess Richard didn’t last very long.
“It’s not like that! This is TRUE!”
Not really helping your case there, Nathan.
Ruth turned up at the community center after the old people party to retrieve her purse and ended up sticking around for a night of glorious debauchery with Nathan... until he was distracted from his rooftop advances by yet another naked Jeremy sighting. Really? Worst timing ever.
Armed with a blurry cell phone photo of Jeremy’s junk, Nathan told his mother all about her boyfriend’s midnight strolls. Louise couldn’t care less. Jeremy had already come clean to her about the unusual urges he felt to act like the dog he’d once had as a child, urges he’d recently developed after that strange and unusual storm. Louise loves and accepts Jeremy, weird urges and all, and encouraged Nathan to do the same.
Nathan opted instead to track Ruth down and pick up where they’d left off before Jeremy showed up, or, you know, return her cell phone. Whatever. He showed us that he could multitask and Ruth showed us that she was wise beyond her years by encouraging Nathan to give Jeremy a chance and understand where his mother was coming from: “The only thing worse than being lonely is other people knowing you’re lonely.” Put more bluntly, she told him to grow up.
They got frisky on Ruth’s gram’s stair lift, made their way to a bed that looked, well, kind of like the one in my own gram’s bedroom. That’s when I started getting the weird vibes. One awkward O-face and a second round of sexytimes later, Hot Ruth started morphing into bathtub-lady-from-The-Shining Ruth. Nathan was horrified and freaked and probably felt like he needed a shower while Ruth explained that she didn’t live with her gram, that all the elderly bling was hers, and that she had inexplicably turned back into her youthful self because of the freak storm. She begged Nathan to stay and said she could feel herself aging again.
If this had been any other show, I think Nathan would have stayed. But this is Misfits, which takes a delightfully warts-and-all approach to its heroes, and Nathan bailed, leaving Ruth sad and alone once again. Her words to Nathan about growing up and letting his mother find happiness with someone before it was too late became all the more poignant.
The following day, another dance found the ASBO gang more participatory in the events, except for Nathan, who once again made a beeline for the exit when Ruth, restored to her proper 82-year old body, shyly approached him. Later, feeling guilty, he returned to her house to apologize, only to find that she’d passed away—a worn photo album of her younger self resting on her lap. She said earlier, after Nathan expressed horror at shagging “someone’s gram” that she wasn’t anyone’s grandmother, and the black-and-white photographs of a smiling, smoking, flirting Ruth, prophetically tapered off toward the end, giving way to a solemn adult and a lonely old woman.
Nathan replaced the book and moved in to kiss her cheek, but wussed out and opted for patting her head instead. I honestly don’t know what to do with these realistic responses to awkward situations. I’ll just file them away to save for when one of the other shows that I like makes its characters do something eye-rollingly schmoopy. Glee. I’ll save them for Glee.
Nathan returned to his mother and apologized, gave her his blessing to continue seeing Jeremy (not that she needed it but it was a nice gesture), and in turn, she offered to let him move back in if he could make a real effort to respect Jeremy and turn his life around. However, despite seeing the error of his ways when it came to his mother’s romantic interests, it was unrealistic of Nathan to think that those feelings would just dissipate. Part of Nathan’s difficulty in accepting Louise’s partners over the years stemmed from immature jealousy, sure, but part of it also stemmed from protectiveness—and while Nathan can work on his jealousy, he’s still very much protective of his mother and perhaps, given his own experience with a partner affected by the electric storm, he may still harbor concerns about her involvement with Jeremy the Man-Puppy.
In the end, he agreed to come around and visit, but rejected her offer to let him move back in. In a way, our Nathan grew up a little bit.
Now if only he’d find his SUPERPOWER!
– Simon turned invisible when Nathan blew off his offer to help handle the Jeremy situation, which was sad and unfortunate, until Simon peeved on Kelly and Alisha changing in the locker room and realized that he might have actually ended up with the best superpower ever (for hormonal teenage boys).
– Nathan really does have the worst O-face ever.
– After Alisha’s unfortunate encounter with the officer who busted her for breaking curfew (again), Sally seemed eager to become BFFs. I really don’t like Sally. She gives off a vibe. Am I wrong? I don’t think I’m wrong.