Super Hoodie’s alter ego was revealed and a mind-controlling tattoo gave Nathan the hots for Simon—it sounded like a typical day on Misfits, but when all was revealed, it turned out to be much more than that.
So, Super Hoodie and Simon are one and the same. Sort of. Who knew? Actually, quite a few of you knew. I knew too, just because sometimes I have to do some research and double-check that what I think happened in a particular episode, actually happened. Also names. I’m terrible with names. And sometimes over the course of those fact-checking adventures, I end up reading things I probably shouldn’t read if I want to preserve the organic unfolding of the story, but these things happen. It was still a pretty awesome reveal, right? Right.
Super Hoodie saved Alisha from certain death yet again and after hauling her back to the Hoodie Cave, revealed his true identity. He claimed to be Simon from the future, sent back on a mission to make sure that “certain things” happened at “certain times.” He was hesitant to reveal too much, but made sure to let Alisha know that they totally hook up in the future.
And then they had sex. Somehow, Future Simon is immune to Alisha’s powers.
My brain says that I should be creeped out by Future Simon and Present Alisha. Alisha herself even pointed out that by telling her they'd end up together in the future, Hoodie Simon made things weird and put undue pressure on her. especially since she’s still with Curtis.
Granted, I don’t think that her relationship with Curtis will be an issue for too much longer. Curtis tracked down Nikki, the woman whose apartment the gang broke into in pursuit of Super Hoodie last week. Nikki also has the honor of being the hot chick from the rooftop in Curtis’s accidental trip to the future. It was heavily implied then that THEY were an item. So that’s convenient.
Already smitten with Future Simon, Alisha reached out to Present Simon. Future Simon warned her that she couldn’t let the others, especially Present Simon, know who Future Simon was or why he was there, so it got awkward when Present Simon asked Alisha why she was being so nice to him all of a sudden. Unable to truly explain herself, Alisha fumbled around and finally just went with apologizing for being a bitch. It was a great way to bridge the gap between their future and present relationship, both for giving us a more sympathetic look into Alisha’s usually prickly personality and for giving us a peek at the perceptiveness that we see in Simon’s future incarnation.
Present Simon is sensitive, but he’s not a delicate little flower who needs to be coddled and protected and doted upon. His invisibility power stems from feeling ignored by society and by people he hoped to be friends with. His volatile anger isn’t in response to that social invisibility, but in response to people who DO see him and then wrong him: the old friend who humiliated him at the bar and Sally, who used him to get to the others. Present Simon doesn’t enjoy being ignored, but he doesn’t see it as a deliberate wrong so much as a simple fact of life. Simon is invisible because people don’t notice him and sometimes it’s better that way because often, the people who DO notice him only hurt him in the end. Furthermore, Simon’s place on the fringe of society has enabled him to become an excellent observer. We saw hints of that through his videos last season, but his attention to detail extends to understanding his peers on an subconscious level as well. Simon knows them better than they know themselves. He can see through their facades with ease, which is why he continues to call them friends even though, on the surface, they all appear to be rather sucky friends.
So when Alisha apologized for past wrongs, Simon was puzzled. He never perceived any malice from Alisha and went on to explain, “Sometimes I think it's hard for beautiful girls...no one can see past their looks.”
I don’t care if they got off to a kind of creepy start. Alisha and Simon are my new favorites. Sorry, Nathan, here’s another addition to your pile of rejections.
Future Simon got the girl this time around, but Present Simon proved himself worthy after figuring out why Nathan was suddenly smitten with him and why Kelly randomly started dating her tattoo artist. Hint: Their sudden bouts of lovesickness coincided perfectly with the appearance of heart tattoos on their shoulders, which also coincided with a trip to Kelly’s tattoo artist to get her tramp stamp touched up. Nathan just HAD to open his mouth and make fun of the artist's ink. You don’t make fun of someone else's tattoos, bro. You just don’t do it.
So Kelly’s artist got his revenge for a time, but when the gang confronted him and demanded that he remove the tattoos, he refused. That probably wasn’t the best decision he made that day, especially since Present Simon had brought his A game and had Future Simon backing him, handily supplying a bag of dry roasted peanuts to use against the super-powered artist's terrible nut allergy.
Our little Simon is growing up. I’m so proud.
– Alisha watched a newscast that seemed to confirm that the ASBO Five’s superpowers would be revealed to the world three months after the storm. Does anyone have any idea where we are in that timeframe?
– While Simon and Alisha got closer and Curtis and Nikki got to know one another, Kelly and Nathan decided to stop their relationship in its tracks and go back to just being friends. I was kind of sad to see them break up, but really, they always had more of a friend vibe about them anyway.