Modern Family, Justified, and Happy Endings

What to watch on Wednesday, April 20.

Don't you hate when you're in public and you recognize one of your home appliances out and about, and you wave hello but the home appliance pretends it doesn't see you? I hate it when that happens; it's very hurtful. You know who would never do that, though? Your TV. Your TV will ALWAYS wave back.

9pm, ABC
Modern Family
Tonight Mitchell and Cameron try to decide which of their loved ones would be most capable of raising Lily in the event of emergency. Spoiler Alert: They have VERY high standards.

8pm, CBS
Survivor
Boston Rob's seemingly unbeatable alliance marches onward while Matt, Mike, and David battle it out on Unsanitary Hunk Redemption Island.

10 & 10:30pm, ABC
Happy Endings
A lot of times when a network dumps double-doses of a show onto its schedule, it's just fulfilling a contract or trying to burn through a series in order to air something better. But don't be fooled! Happy Endings is a genuinely charming show that is worth your time. One of tonight's episodes deals with Dave and Max's confusion when things begin to go missing from their apartment. The second episode deals with Max's reluctance to come out to his parents.

10pm, FX
Justified
Still rattled after almost getting totally murdered, Raylan looks into who was behind it—only to uncover a plot far larger than he expected. Jeez, this town.

SEASON 7 FINALE, 9pm, Syfy
Ghost Hunters
Well, we've come to the end of another illustrious season of shaky infrared camerawork and overreactions to ordinary noises. In tonight's seventh-season finale, the fellas investigate the strange goings-on at one of the oldest opera houses in Connecticut. Seven seasons! That's A LOT of "reality" TV about something that isn't real. Congratulations, fibbers!

PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...

American Idol, 8 p.m., Fox
The Middle, 8 p.m., ABC
Web Soup, 8 p.m., G4
Better With You, 8:30 p.m., ABC
America's Next Top Model, 9 p.m., CW
MythBusters, 9 p.m., Discovery
The Ultimate Fighter, 9 p.m., Spike
Breaking In, 9:30 p.m., Fox
Cougar Town, 9:30 p.m., ABC
Extreme Couponing, 9:30 p.m., TLC
Coal, 10 p.m., Spike
Cold Blood, MIDSEASON PREMIERE, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Hoarding: Buried Alive, 10 p.m., TLC
I'm Alive, 10 p.m., Animal Planet
The Real World, 10 p.m., MTV
Top Chef Masters, 10 p.m., Bravo
Tori & Dean: sTORIbook Weddings, 10 p.m., Oxygen
Tyler Perry's House of Payne, 10 & 10:30 p.m., TBS,
Storage Wars, 10:30 p.m., A&E;
Workaholics, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central

LATE-NITE PICKS:

Cat Deeley on Lopez Tonight, 12:00 a.m., TBS
Lena Headey on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 p.m., CBS
Robert Pattinson on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12:00 a.m., ABC
Ricky Gervais on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 11 p.m., Comedy Central
Tyler Perry and The Strokes on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS

What are you watching tonight?