Modern Family, Law & Order: SVU, and Justified

What to watch on Wednesday, March 23.

It's the night of a thousand stars, readers! The dump truck of talent just beep-beep-beep backed up and spilled tons of celebrities into tonight's lineup, and it's about time. Okay, not gonna lie, most of these people are only famous to me, but that's got to count for something, right?


9pm, ABC
Modern Family
In tonight's episode of one of television's top three documentary-style comedies, Jay gets out of having to to go a concert with Gloria only to find himself hanging out with Mitchell and Cameron and their friends for a night out on the town. Also, little Luke strikes up a friendship with a crabby neighbor played by the very awesome Philip Baker Hall.

10pm, ABC
Off the Map
A lot of people might think that living in the South American rain forest might be a nightmarish, certainly deadly experience that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy. Tell it to these sexy doctors! Tonight a "controversial transplant" brings chaos to the "hospital" and some romantic jealousy flares up between Tommy and Mina. But back to what I was saying, have you ever had an Amazonian STD? They're basically crotch piranhas.

MIDSEASON FINALE, 10pm, TV LAND
Hot in Cleveland
Amy Sedaris alert!! Yeah, tonight also has a second guest star, some lady from The View. But also AMY SEDARIS! Anyway, tune in tonight to see Elka (Betty White, duh) finally face trial for her mob connections. Amy Sedaris will play the part of who cares it's Amy Sedaris.

10pm, FX
Justified
Tonight Raylan does his honorable best to protect Winona after the FBI tracks the $100 bill she'd stolen. Are you watching this show yet? Come on, get with it, guy.

10pm, NBC
Law & Order: SVU
Tonight the detectives go undercover at a swinger's club and run into Rose McGowan! Or, at least a wax statue that resembles her. (Haha 2 mean?) Sex crimes, everybody.

PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...

America's Next Top Model, 8 p.m., CW
American Idol, 8 p.m., Fox
Minute to Win It, 8 p.m., NBC
Survivor: Redemption Island, 8 p.m., CBS
The Middle, 8 p.m., ABC
Are We There Yet?, 9 & 9:30 p.m., TBS
Dog the Bounty Hunter, 9 p.m., A&E;
Ghost Hunters, 9 p.m., SyFy
Shedding for the Wedding, 9 p.m., CW
Mr. Sunshine, 9:30 p.m., ABC
Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior, 10 p.m., CBS
Danger Hunters, 10 p.m., Planet Green
Hoarding: Buried Alive, 10 p.m., TLC
The Real World, 10 p.m., MTV
Top Chef, 10 p.m., Bravo
Retired at 35, SEASON FINALE, 10:30 p.m., TV Land
Storage Wars, 10:30 p.m., A&E;


What are you watching tonight?

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@headclub - The best comedy on television is definitely Community, however Modern Family is still a good show with hilarious characters, also on a side note, even in print you can make buddy seem like F!@#K Face.
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Netflix
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Justified !
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abc starting at 9pm awesome programming, modern family, sunshine,off the map
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Best comedy on television is Community. Again, in my humble opinion.
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@JustinJohnson9> I stick by what I said. I have watched the show, and find it to be extremely unfunny. EXTREMELY unfunny. It's critically acclaimed, and obviously fans such as yourself are very quick to defend it. Many people love it. I do not. Imo it's overrated. I would even say How I Met Your Mother is much better show, though it's a bit corny at times for my tastes. So let's agree to disagree on this one buddy.
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Probably only Criminal Minds or CM: Suspect Behavior
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Off the Map, Americas Next Top Model, American Idol, The Middle and Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior.
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just The Middle, Mr. Sunshine, Off The Map, Hot In Cleveland, Retired at 35 for me



and yeah Modern Family and The Big Bang Theory are the most overrated, nevermind the fact that i don't either shows, that's personal opinion, they're all anybody talks about. far more than Glee.
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@headclub you couldn't be more wrong. Modern Family is the best comedy on television. Not once has it ever been overrated. The fact is simply a ton of people like it. So take your stupid negativity to another show, like Glee, which I do agree with you on.
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ANTM, Survivor, Modern Family, Suspect Behaviour, and maybe Idol. Man, we could`ve used some of these shows last night...what a bore!
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Modern Family and Law and Order SVU.
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Off the Map,Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior, and The Real World (:
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SVU, ANTM, Suspect Behavior
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Mr. Sunshine.
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Congratulations Modern family!! You are officially the most overrated show on television. Runners up: Glee and How I Met Your Mother. Honorable mention: CSI Jupiter and Law & Order Guatemala.
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Ghost Hunters and Fact or Faked
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Top Model, Justified, and Being Erica.
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Justified
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Modern Family, Mr. Sunshine, and Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior (love this show!). Easy Wednesday for me.
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Repeats of Burn Notice on "My Network TV" which is a stupid network, but gotta love Burn Notice, especially since I don't have cable! **And Off the Map, must watch. Not so much for the storylines, per se, but the characters are quite interesting.
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Real World, Ghost Hunters, and Hoarding: Buried Alive.
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AND Hot in Cleveland ~ almost forgot about it - yay for Amy Sedaris!!!!
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The Middle, Modern Family and Mr. Sunshine.
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Justified and Modern Family.
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Modern Family, Mr. Sunshine and Survivor
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Ghost Hunters, Criminal Minds, Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior, Hot in Cleveland, Retired at 35, etc...
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Only Justified!
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Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior
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The middle, Modern family, Off the map and Justified. Is there no Better with you today? What does ABC do at 8.30 p.m.? MF rerun?
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Modern Family, Mr. Sunshine.
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Justified,Mr. Sunshine,
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