Here, have a lozenge. You seem like you need one.
Season 5 finale, 8 p.m., CBS
The New Adventures of Old Christine
In the Season 5 finale (Really? 5?), Matthew (Hamish Linklater) and Barb (Wanda Sykes) throw Old Christine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) an engagement party so she can get to know Max's (Eric McCormack) friends better—but they're all really smart. And she is not.Season 14 finale, 8 p.m., CW
America's Next Top Model
As Cycle 14 comes to a close, two of the final four models are eliminated. The remaining two shoot a makeup commercial and work an Anna Sui runway show before the winner is revealed. Will it be Angelea, Raina, Alexandra, or Krista?9 p.m., ABC
Modern Family
While on vacation in Hawaii, Mitchell (Jesse Tyler Ferguson) and Cameron (Eric Stonestreet) disagree on sightseeing tactics, Phil (Ty Burrell) tries to make the trip memorable for Claire (Julie Bowen), and the kids get intro trouble while the adults are distracted.Season 1 finale, 9 p.m., NBC
Mercy
In the Season 1 finale, Veronica (Taylor Schilling) helps two kids who are trapped in a building, Sonia (Jamie Lee Kirchner) receives a psychic reading from her patient (guest star Aida Turturro), and Briggs (James Van Der Beek) tries to pay off his debt to the mob. Wait, when did this show turn into The Sopranos?9 p.m., DSC
MythBusters
In this follow-up to last year's duct-tape episode, the 'busters test duct tape's potential to repair a car and build a bridge, among other things.11 p.m., COMEDY
The Daily Show
Jon Stewart welcomes Sex and the City 2 director Michael Patrick King.
Also on the airwaves...
Minute to Win It, 8 p.m., NBC
The Middle, 8:30 p.m., ABC
Criminal Minds, 9 p.m., CBS
American Idol, 9 p.m., FOX
Cougar Town, 9:30 p.m., ABC
Happy Town, 10 p.m., ABC
CSI: NY, 10 p.m., CBS
Law and Order: SVU
Top Chef Masters, 10 p.m., BRAVO
In Plain Sight, 10 p.m., USA
MLB Baseball: Marlins v. Cubs, Yankees v. Tigers
What are you watching tonight?
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WOW! did this kid just say cougar town is good, WOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Mercy, The Middle, and Cougar Town are the only good shows on Wednesdays now.
Looking forward to Mercy and I hope NBC brings it back next season
nothing, i used to watch modern family but i realized it sucks.
Gem-in-Eye:Happy Town's ratings are in the cellar. It goes on hiatus until June to air the last 5 episodes unless ABC pulls it altogether after tonight's showing.
Indeed, Save Mercy.... it's kinda funny
Definitely will be tuning in for The New Adventures of Old Christine season finale - then The Middle and Modern Family
HOCKEY! GO HABS GO!Habs vs. Pens
sorry gem-in-eye! it was an html error.
HAPPY TOWN...this show is rockin and you didn't even put it in your list :(
In Plain Sight, Top Chef Masters, SVU, CSI NY, Cougar Town, Modern Family, The Middle, Happy Town, and The New Adventures of Old Christine
The whole ABC lineup tonight; taping Old Christine and In Plain Sight. What a great TV night!
Bones is on here tonight, and that's all I want to see, unless I can stay awake for the Daily Show. ;op
ANTM, Criminal Minds, Law and Order SVU, In Plain Sight
Criminal Minds and Mercy
Criminal Minds
CSI NY, Law and Order SVU and Bones (I love that we get it early here in Canada).
Interestingly enough, Cougar Town, which (I have to sneak that in) is entertaining me more than Modern Family. Mythbusters are a legend!
Antm,Mercy
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SVU, Modern Family,etc
Mercy, Minute to Win It, MythBusters, Cougar Towm, the Middle, Bones