No Ordinary Family, Dancing with the Stars, and Pregnant in Heels

What to watch on Tuesday, April 5.

It's a night of hellos and goodbyes in TV town! Wave goodbye to some of your dearest friends as you watch them drive an El Camino off a cliff; then wave hello to some new friends who won't judge you for having cut the brakes on your old friends' El Camino. Here's to new beginnings!

No Ordinary Family
In tonight's "season finale" (start saying goodbye!!), the dastardly Mrs. X (Lucy Lawless, as herself) abducts J.J. and forces him to use his super brain to solve some riddles. You know, typical supervillain stuff. Meanwhile, George finds himself in imminent peril due to an impending airborne disaster.

9pm, ABC
Dancing with the Stars
Tonight we'll learn who will be the third contestant to be kicked out of the proverbial house and face a lifetime of of living on the street. Also, there will be a "live performance" by Wizards of Waverly Place's Selena Gomez and her "band," The Scene.

Lights Out
Heaven always takes the good ones: Tonight we get our final episode of the best, angstiest boxing drama since that one episode of Battlestar Galactica. In the series finale, Lights finally faces off with Death Row Reynolds for the heavyweight title.

Pregnant in Heels
Meet Rosie Pope, a "maternity concierge" who helps wealthy Manhattan women lead opulent pregnancy lifestyles. Obviously this is a reprehensible occupation to have in this economy. Fact. But I guess that's why people like shows like this? We can watch TV shows about rich people while fanning ourselves with past-due bills because the A/C is broken? Very cool.

Teen Mom 2
In the season finale of television's most compelling horror show, Dr. Drew checks in with Jenelle, Chelsea, Kailyn, and Leah as they look back on their first year of on-camera motherhood.


NCIS, 8 p.m., CBS
The Biggest Loser, 8 p.m., ABC
Deadliest Catch, Best of 6th Season SPECIAL, 9 p.m., Discovery Channel
Destination Truth, 9 p.m., Syfy
Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy, 9 p.m., History Channel
What Not to Wear, 9 p.m., TLC
The Real Housewives of Miami, REUNION, 9 p.m., Bravo
Big Brian: The Fortune Seller, 10 p.m., TruTV
Body of Proof, 10 p.m., ABC
Jersey Cheer, SPECIAL, 10 & 10:30 p.m., Lifetime
Marcel's Quantum Kitchen, 10 p.m., Syfy
Parenthood, 10 p.m., NBC
The Good Wife, 10 p.m., CBS
Top Shot, 10 p.m., History Channel
Let's Stay Together, 10:30 p.m., BET


James Franco on The Colbert Report, 11:30 p.m., Comedy Central
Jennifer Garner on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Stephen Wright on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 p.m., CBS
The Decemberists on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Tracy Morgan & Charlyne Yi on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS

What are you watching tonight?

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