November Sweep 2008

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Gossip Girl: There Might Be Blood
Monday, November 3, 8:00 p.m.

Willa Holland (remember The O.C.?) makes another guest appearance as Agnes, a young model who helps Jenny set up a guerilla fashion show.

One Tree Hill: Sympathy for the Devil
Monday, November 3, 9:00 p.m.

An old rival resurfaces in Nathan's life; Brooke considers getting back together with Owen, and Lucas faces some major decisions regarding his novel.

90210: Secrets and Lies
Tuesday, November 4, 8:00 p.m.

Harry and Debbie tell Annie and Dixon about a 22-year-old family secret. Meanwhile, Silver invites some friends over for a quiet girls' night in, but a rowdy crowd of uninvited guests soon arrive...and we're sure you can see where this is going. Party time!

Privileged: All About Defining Yourself
Tuesday, November 4, 9:00 p.m.

Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill on King of the Hill) makes a guest appearance as the twins' slick publicist, and Megan learns about Laurel's scandalous past.

America's Next Top Model
Wednesday, November 5, 8:00 p.m.

What happens when a supermodel gets behind the camera? We'll find out tonight as host Tyra Banks takes over as photographer for this week's fashion shoot.

Stylista: No More Mr. Nice Guy
Wednesday, November 5, 9:00 p.m.

The contestants team up to snap the perfect photo of a fashionable mom and daughter.

Smallville: Bloodline
Thursday, November 6, 8:00 p.m.

Supergirl (Laura Vandervoort) returns to Smallville, and Lois finds herself suddenly imbued with extraordinary powers.

Supernatural: Wishful Thinking
Thursday, November 6, 9:00 p.m.

Let's hope Sam and Dean remember to be careful what they wish for as they visit a small town whose picturesque wishing well is strangely effective.

Gossip Girl: Bonfire of the Vanity
Monday, November 10, 8:00 p.m.

Wallace Shawn (Vizzini of The Princess Bride) guest stars as the despised suitor of Blair's mom, and legendary pop star Cyndi Lauper makes a cameo appearance.

One Tree Hill: Even Fairy Tale Characters Would Be Jealous
Monday, November 10, 9:00 p.m.

Angels & Airwaves and Kate Voegele perform in a USO concert organized by none other than Peyton Sawyer.

90210: Games People Play
Tuesday, November 11, 8:00 p.m.

Kellie (Jennie Garth) returns and reveals some information about herself and Dylan. Meanwhile, it's Annie's 16th birthday, and she gets a surprising present from Naomi. To top things off, that family secret we learned about last week appears on the Mills' doorstep.

Privileged: All About Insecurities
Tuesday, November 11, 9:00 p.m.

Gossip blogger Perez Hilton appears as himself, Sarah Drew (Everwood) guest stars as Megan's best friend, and Kathy Najimy returns as the twins' publicist. Ever thought you'd see Rose and Sage perform at a nightclub? Now's your chance!

Smallville: Abyss
Thursday, November 13, 8:00 p.m.

Brainiac replaces all of Chloe's memories with Kryptonian code, and Clark brings her to Jor-El in hopes of returning her to normal.

One Tree Hill: We Three (My Echo, My Shadow, and Me)
Monday, November 17, 9:00 p.m.

Tonight's episode was written by OTH star Chad Michael Murray, and pays homage to films of the 1940s.

Privileged: All About Overcompensating
Tuesday, November 18, 9:00 p.m.

After weeks of tension, Megan and Will finally take their relationship to the next level.

America's Next Top Model
Wednesday, November 19, 8:00 p.m.

In tonight's season finale, Tyra and her posse will crown the next winner of America's Next Top Model!

Smallville: Bride
Thursday, November 20, 8:00 p.m.

Lana Lang (Kristen Kreuk) returns to Smallville to help celebrate the wedding of Chloe and Jimmy.

Everybody Hates Chris
Friday, November 21, 8:00 p.m.

"Big Bird," the dorkiest girl in the whole school, asks Chris out on a date.

The Game: The Side Part, Under Episode
Friday, November 21, 8:30 p.m.

Jason Olive guest stars as a sexy doctor Melanie meets at work.

Jimmy Kimmel Live: new episodes all month long
Monday through Friday, 12:00 a.m.

Jimmy Kimmel revels in the ritual of November sweep by welcoming special guests like Samuel L. Jackson, Sarah Silverman, the Jonas Brothers, Beyonce, the winner of Dancing with the Stars, and more!

Extreme Makeover: Home Edition: Hill Family
Sunday, November 2, 8:00 p.m.

The Extreme Makeover team builds a new home for the Hills, who fund and run a free boxing school for children. Look for appearances by boxing superstars Oscar De La Hoya, Sugar Ray Leonard; and George Forman, as well as ESPN anchors John Saunders and Brian Kenny.

Desperate Housewives: There's Always a Woman
Sunday, November 2, 9:00 p.m.

Gaby learns of some surprising news; Lynette suspects Tom of having an affair; and Mrs. McCluskey asks her sister (played by Lily Tomlin!) to dig up some dirt on Dave.

Samantha Who: The Building
Monday, November 3, 9:30 p.m.

Samantha and Regina start a real estate business together, and Sam tries hard to keep her morals intact--but when her first client (James Tupper of Men in Trees) turns out to be a total hottie, she finds herself stuck with an ethical dilemma.

Boston Legal: Mad Cows
Monday, November 3, 9:30 p.m.

Valerie Bertinelli guest stars as Carol Hober, a cattle rancher furious that the USDA won't allow her to test all of her cows for Mad Cow Disease. Denny notices her striking resemblance to, um, Valerie Bertinelli.

World News: Vote 2008
Tuesday, November 4, 6:30 p.m.

How come there's nothing on TV tonight? Oh yeah, it's Election Day! Get out there and vote--and then tune into ABC for live coverage all night long, beginning with a special edition of World News.

Private Practice: Let it Go
Wednesday, November 5, 9:00 p.m.

Addison's attempt to straighten out the clinic's financial troubles turns out all wrong, putting the entire practice in harm's way. Meanwhile, Violet finds herself in a risky position when helping a friend means breaking the law.

Dirty Sexy Money: The Verdict
Wednesday, November 5, 10:00 p.m.

Nick learns some very interesting things about both Nola and Lisa; Brian and Andrea get some shocking medical news; and Karen asks Nick to tell Tripp about Simon. Joel Madden guest stars.

Ugly Betty: Crush'd
Thursday, November 6, 8:00 p.m.

Val Emmich guest stars as Betty's cute neighbor; Cliff (guest star David Blue) pressures Marc to move in with him; and financial woes force Amanda to move in with Betty!

Grey's Anatomy: Rise Up
Thursday, November 6, 9:00 p.m.

The staff of Seattle Grace are at each other's throats in competition for a solo surgery; Derek thinks Cristina is getting in the way of his relationship with Meredith; and Erica gets shocking news about the link between a patient and a resident.

Life on Mars: Things to Do in New York When You Think You're Dead
Thursday, November 6, 10:00 p.m.

When the murder of a young African American girl triggers a race riot in Manhattan, Sam finds himself working on the case with his future mentor Fletcher Bellow. As the squad races to find the Puerto Rican suspect before the Black Liberation Army does, Sam examines racism in the New York of his past and his future. Whoopi Goldberg and Lisa Bonet guest star!

Desperate Housewives: What More Do I Need?
Sunday, November 9, 9:00 p.m.

Lynette and Tom learn the truth about their son Porter; Gaby has suspicions about Carlos' best client; Bree faces the specter of social shaming; and everyone learns about Katherine's big secret. Susan learns more about Jackson and Mrs. McCluskey's sister (Lily Tomlin) hits the jackpot in her search for dirt on Dave.

Brothers & Sisters: Do You Believe in Magic?
Sunday, November 9, 10:00 p.m.

Tommy and Julia do something very special to celebrate their anniversary; Justin and Rebecca worry that their relationship is moving too fast; and Kitty accidentally puts the McCallister's chance of a successful adoption at risk.

Samantha Who?: Help!
Monday, November 10, 9:30 p.m.

Samantha is arrested and sentenced to community service, where she meets a disturbed young woman (guest star Mary-Kate Olsen) who seems to need help--but is Natalie just a bad seed? Meanwhile, Howard gives Todd advice about how to win back Samantha's love.

Boston Legal: Roe
Monday, November 10, 10:00 p.m.

When Jerry Espenson stands accused of aggravated assault, he insists on defending himself in court. Meanwhile, Alan Shore and Shirley Schmidt try to help a pregnant teenager get a judicial by-pass for an abortion.

Eli Stone: Should I Stay or Should I Go?
Tuesday, November 11, 10:00 p.m.

Eli and Jordan attempt to keep working together after the breakup of their law firm; Eli tries to show Matt the rewards of pro bono law; and, finally, Eli's latest vision shows him the truth about Maggie's fiancé.

The 42nd Annual CMA Awards
Wednesday, November 12, 8:00 p.m.

This year's CMA Awards will be hosted by Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood and will include performances by Trace Adkins, Kenny Chesney with The Wailers, The Eagles, Taylor Swift, Kid Rock, George Strait, and more!

Ugly Betty: Tornado Girl
Thursday, November 13, 8:00 p.m.

The latest issue of Mode will cause a PR nightmare if it hits shelves, and Betty's desperate to stop it--but she needs Daniel's help, and he's away at a company retreat. Meanwhile, Hilda goes underground with her beauty business after the city denies her a permit. Sarah LeFleur guest stars as Connor's fiancée.

Grey's Anatomy: These Ties That Bind
Thursday, November 13, 9:00 p.m.

Melissa George guest stars as Sadie, an old friend of Meredith's who shows up for an internship at Seattle Grace only to find that her old friend's new friends are not exactly willing to accept her. Meanwhile, Lexie leads a series of secret surgical training sessions, and new surgeon Virginia Dixon (Mary McDonnell) takes it upon herself to bring order to the ER.

Life on Mars: Tuesday's Dead
Thursday, November 13, 10:00 p.m.

Sam needs all his wits about him to help the squad diffuse a deadly hostage situation, but he finds himself distracted by an urgent message from the future.

Desperate Housewives: City on Fire
Sunday, November 16, 9:00 p.m.

Secrets are revealed up and down Wisteria lane as Susan's daughter brings home a boyfriend; Gaby learns about Mrs. Hildebrand's past; Katherine makes a confession to Susan; a reporter tries to expose Bree; and Lynette finds out about Porter's plans to leave Fairview with Anne Schilling. Later on, everyone heads to the local club for the annual Battle of the Bands--but a raging fire casts a shadow of terror over the night. Indie rock band Tokyo Police Club appear as Cold Splash.

Brothers & Sisters: Going Once...Going Twice
Sunday, November 16, 10:00 p.m.

Justin tries to set up Saul on a date with his friend Paul (guest star Dave Foley), and Kevin steals Nora's dream house out from under her nose.

Samantha Who?: The Ex
Monday, November 17, 9:30 p.m.

Sam drops a bomb by telling Owen (guest star James Tupper) that she lives with her ex-boyfriend Todd...but Owen one-ups her by admitting that his own ex is now his best friend. Things get even more complicated when the two exes develop a mutual crush, stirring up feelings of jealousy for Sam.

Boston Legal: Kill, Baby, Kill
Monday, November 17, 10:00 p.m.

Denny Crane and Carl Sack defend a prison officer who shot a death-row inmate out of mercy after his planned execution went wrong. Alan Shore flirts with Shirley Schmidt while they collaborate on the case of Martha Headly (guest star Cheri Oteri), a McCain supporter who claims she was fired because of her political views.

Eli Stone: The Humanitarian
Tuesday, November 18, 10:00 p.m.

Eli persuades a wealthy philanthropist to fund a clinical trial on the use of medical marijuana for kids with MS (like the billionaire's own son). Meanwhile, Patti's daughter is on trial for DUI and a mole within the new law firm is stealing clients for Posner/Klein.

Pushing Daisies: Oh Oh Oh...It's Magic
Wednesday, November 19, 8:00 p.m.

Fred Willard guest stars as "The Great Herrmann," a famous magician whose animal assistants are being murdered one by one. Meanwhile, Dwight Dixon (guest star Stephen Root) pals up to the aunts and earns the suspicion of Lily.

Dirty Sexy Money: The Injured Party
Wednesday, November 19, 10:00 p.m.

When Letitia hits a bicyclist with her car, Tripp invites the injured girl to recuperate in the mansion--but is the young charmer an innocent victim or a conniving vixen? Meanwhile, Lisa and Karen go to battle over Nick; Nola Lyons pleases some and pains others in her new role as Chief of Staff; and Andrea declines to enter a medical trial that could help cure her cancer.

Ugly Betty: When Betty Met YETI
Thursday, November 20, 8:00 p.m.

Betty and Marc compete against each other for the sole open spot in YETI, the Young Editors Training Program that could launch the career of whoever wins. Meanwhile, Justin makes a new friend; Daniel has a crush on Molly; and Wilhelmina bends over backwards to win the attention of Connor.

2008 American Music Awards
Sunday, November 23, 8:00 p.m.

Jimmy Kimmel returns to host the AMLs in a live broadcast featuring performances from Kanye West, Alicia Keys, The Fray, the Jonas Brothers, Rihanna, New Kids on the Block, and many more. It's also Miley Cyrus' 16th birthday!

Dancing with the Stars: Performance Show Season Finale
Monday, November 24, 8:00 p.m.

It's the last performance show of this season's DWTS! Tune in to watch the finalists dip and twirl across the floor in hopes of being crowned tomorrow night.

Charlie Brown: A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
Tuesday, November 25, 8:00 p.m.

In this classic Thanksgiving special, the Peanuts gang gathers to celebrate the season with a picnic feast in Charlie Brown's yard...but will a meal of pretzels, toast, and popcorn be enough to satisfy the hungry crowd? Has Charlie Brown ruined Thanksgiving?

Dancing with the Stars: Results Show Season Finale
Tuesday, November 25, 9:00 p.m.

After last night's final performance show, it's time to crown a winning team. Don't miss these magic moments!

Pushing Daisies: Robbing Hood
Wednesday, November 26, 8:00 p.m.

A millionare is dead, and the gang tries to determine whether the killer was a modern-day Robin Hood or the victim's gold-digging widow. Meanwhile, Dwight Dixon tries to charm Vivian into a romance, but Lily remains wary of his intentions.

Dirty Sexy Money: The Facts
Wednesday, November 26, 10:00 p.m.

While the Darlings are away on Thanksgiving holiday, Clark the chauffeur holds down the fort and tries to keep a sexy but merciless reporter from exposing the family secrets--but is his version of the story any better than the truth? Donna Mills and Gina Torres guest star.

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles: Brothers of Nablus
Monday, November 3, 8:00 p.m.

The Connors' house is robbed, sparking paranoia and making some strange bedfellows. Meanwhile, John and Ellison are stalked by Terminators and Derek and Jesse spend more time together.

Prison Break: Greatness Achieved
Monday, November 3, 9:00 p.m.

Mahone may finally get revenge on Wyatt for the murder of his son; the police get involved in the case of T-Bag's missing co-worker; and someone makes what is often referred to as the ultimate sacrifice.

You Decide 2008: Election Special
Tuesday, November 4, 7:00 p.m.

Once you've hit the polls, come home to an evening of live election coverage anchored by Shepard Smith.

Bones: The Skull in the Sculpture
Wednesday, November 5, 8:00 p.m.

The crushed body of a renowned artist is found in an impounded vehicle--which is destined for exhibit as the victim's "last work of art" unless the team can find evidence of murder.

Kitchen Nightmares: Jack's Waterfront
Thursday, November 6, 9:00 p.m.

Chef Ramsay visits Jack's Waterfront, a Michigan restaurant taken over by three bodybuilders who've killed a once-booming business through atrocities like imitation seafood and bad management.

Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?
Friday, November 7, 8:00 p.m.

5th Grader is riding the celebrity train this month, and tonight's special guest is none other than KISS frontman Gene Simmons. Is Simmons as smart as his tongue is long?

Don't Forget the Lyrics!
Friday, November 7, 9:00 p.m.

The original members of En Vogue reunite to sing their hearts out for their favorite charity--but will they remember those lyrics?

MADtv
Saturday, November 8, 11:00 p.m.

Guest star and Survivor host Jeff Probst visits MADtv and appears with Keegan-Michael Key in a hilarious new "Coach Hines" skit.

The Simpsons: Dangerous Curves
Sunday, November 9, 8:00 p.m.

The Simpson family heads off on vacation to a cabin in the woods, and are distracted by a journey down memory lane. We'll gain insight into the early courtship of Homer and Marge; their first meeting with Ned and Maude Flanders, and more.

King of the Hill: No Bobby Left Behind
Sunday, November 9, 8:30 p.m.

When a new standardized test puts the Tom Landry Middle School faculty's jobs in danger, they try to save their skins by incorrectly classifying Bobby and others as "special needs" kids--and Bobby ends up in a new kind of class where homework and tests are things of the past.

Family Guy: Man with Two Brians
Sunday, November 9, 9:00 p.m.

Johnny Knoxville lends his voice to tonight's new episode, in which Peter and his buddies attempt to duplicate the ridiculous stunts they saw in Jackass. When Brian ends up injured, the Griffin family decides to replace him with a new, younger dog--who does something unspeakable to Stewie's favorite toy.

American Dad: Escape from Pearl Bailey
Sunday, November 9, 9:30 p.m.

A clique of popular girls has been tormenting Steve's girlfriend Debbie (guest voice Lizzy Caplan), so he decides to seek revenge once and for all.

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles: Mr. Ferguson is Ill Today
Monday, November 10, 8:00 p.m.

John and Riley are left reeling after their casual trip to Mexico ends in tragedy, and Sarah and Ellison are finally brought together.

Prison Break: The Legend
Monday, November 10, 9:00 p.m.

Michael is getting sicker and sicker; Sucre gets into an "explosive situation;" Mahone has plans for the Company's architect; and Agent Self finds an unusual partner.

House: The Itch
Tuesday, November 11, 8:00 p.m.

An agoraphobic man (guest star Todd Louiso) refuses to leave his home even as his mysterious medical condition becomes life-threatening--so House and the team make an, ahem, house call. Meanwhile, Cameron and Chase navigate some relationship roadblocks and Wilson tries to cure House's inexplicable itch.

Fringe: In Which We Meet Mr. Jones
Tuesday, November 11, 9:00 p.m.

Brad Anderson (The Machinist) steps in to direct tonight's episode, in which the team meets a bizarre parasite that is killing an FBI agent (guest star Chance Kelly) from the inside out. Of course, it turns out that this strange new threat is far more widespread than it seems.

Bones: The Con Man in the Meth Lab
Wednesday, November 12, 8:00 p.m.

Brendan Fehr of Roswell guest stars as Booth's brother, Jared, who has moved to D.C. and developed a major crush on Brennan. Meanwhile, the team looks for leads in a confusing case involving a botched police raid and two unclaimed bodies.

Kitchen Nightmares: Fiesta Sunrise
Thursday, November 13, 9:00 p.m.

A family-run Mexican restaurant in New York restaurant is headed for bankruptcy when Chef Ramsay arrives to straighten out a mess of unsanitary conditions, rotten food, and invading insects. Gross!

Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?
Friday, November 14, 8:00 p.m.

Tonight's celebrity-edition episode welcomes journalist and TV host Deborah Norville and former NBA champion Rick Fox, who stand up against the dreaded grade-school curriculum in an effort to raise money for charity.

Don't Forget the Lyrics!
Friday, November 14, 9:00 p.m.

Tonight's contestant is a music teacher from Texas who showcases his singing, dancing, and rapping talents in a no-holds-barred battle for cash. If that's not enough to entertain you, how about a surprise appearance by Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban?

MADtv
Saturday, November 15, 11:00 p.m.

Tonight's all-new episode features a guest appearance by Olympic tennis dynamo Serena Williams. Tune in to see if her sense of humor matches the strength of her serve.

The Simpsons: Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Woeds
Sunday, November 16, 8:00 p.m.

Crossword puzzle mavens Merl Reagle and Will Shortz lend their voices to a new episode, in which Lisa develops a talent and passion for crossword puzzles and enters a citywide competition--but Homer, desperate for money, betrays his daughter by betting against her.

King of the Hill: A Bill Full of Dollars
Sunday, November 16, 8:30 p.m.

After Peggy, Minh, and Dale lose big on the stock market, they decide to study Bill, an "average man," in an effort to better their odds.

Family Guy: Tales of a Third Grade Nothing
Sunday, November 16, 9:00 p.m.

Carrie Fisher and Frank Sinatra Jr. guest-voice in this new episode, in which Peter is sent back to the third grade and Stewie, Brian, and Frank Sinatra Jr. open "the coolest club in Quahog."

American Dad: Pulling Double Booty
Sunday, November 16, 9:30 p.m.

Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend and finds comfort in the arms of Stan's CIA body double--but things get complicated when the body double develops an interest in Francine.

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles: Complications
Monday, November 17, 8:00 p.m.

Richard Schiff of The West Wing guest stars tonight as Sarah struggles to decipher her recurring nightmares and Derek and Jesse investigate a new foe.

Prison Break: Quiet Riot
Monday, November 17, 9:00 p.m.

Michael leads his team further towards their goal of stealing Scylla; Gretchen charms the General out of the needed card key; and T-Bag "reaches the point of no return."

House: Emancipation
Tuesday, November 18, 8:00 p.m.

Emily Rios guest stars as a 16-year-old factory manager and emancipated minor who suffers from--you guessed it--a mysterious ailment. Meanwhile, Foreman tackles the case of another ill child (guest star Kyle Silverstein) and is forced to question the limits of his own expertise.

Fringe: The Equation
Tuesday, November 18, 9:00 p.m.

Charlie Tahan guest stars as a brilliant young musician who is kidnapped amidst a strange sequence of flashing lights. A trail of clues leads the team back to St. Claire's Hospital, and Walter realizes he must return to the mental institution in order to solve the case.

Bones: The Passenger in the Oven
Wednesday, November 19, 8:00 p.m.

Booth and Brennan are on a flight to China when a stewardess (guest star Amy Farrington) discovers a cooked human body in the plane's huge microwave. If they don't solve the murder before the plane lands, they will lose jurisdiction over the case. Meanwhile, Angela and her ex-girlfriend Roxie take steps to rekindle their relationship.

Kitchen Nightmares: Sante La Brea
Thursday, November 20, 9:00 p.m.

This Los Angeles eatery presents itself as healthy and fun, but Chef Ramsay discovers that Sante La Brea's kitchen is an unsanitary nightmare--and the dining room is chronically vacant.

Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?
Friday, November 21, 8:00 p.m.

Jennie Garth of Beverly Hills 90210 and The CW's all-new 90210 appears on 5th Grader to test her knowledge and raise money for the American Heart Association.

Don't Forget the Lyrics!
Friday, November 21, 9:00 p.m.

A contestant who suffers from unilateral Microtia, a rare ear deformity, takes the stage with host Wayne Brady in an effort to win the cash that could finally pay for her corrective surgery.

MADtv
Saturday, November 22, 11:00 p.m.

New MADtv cast member Eric Price takes on the persona of Kitchen Nightmares host Gordon Ramsay.

24: Redemption
Sunday, November 23, 8:00 p.m.

It's the two-hour event that 24 fans have been waiting for! Tonight, Jack Bauer's missionary work is interrupted when he must stop an African warlord from forcing children into his brutal militia. Meanwhile, America prepares for the inauguration of a new president and Bauer faces a decision with monumental consequences. Think this'll carry you through to the premiere of season seven?

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles: Self Made Man
Monday, November 24, 8:00 p.m.

Tonight, we learn what Cameron does all night long while the humans are asleep. Meanwhile, a Terminator is sent back to the wrong point in time, changing the path of history forever.

Prison Break: Selfless
Monday, November 24, 9:00 p.m.

Prepare for a shocking episode as the search for Scylla comes to a strange end; Michael meets the General; and someone commits an act of awful betrayal.

House: Last Resort
Tuesday, November 25, 8:00 p.m.

Emmy Award winner Zeljko Ivanek (Damages) guest stars as an unbalanced patient who takes House, Thirteen, and several fellow patients hostage in Cuddy's office. Illness, injury, and isolation combine to create a deadly scenario that can be ended only by a diagnosis from House.

Fringe: The Dreamscape
Tuesday, November 25, 9:00 p.m.

Ptolemy Slocum guest stars as a Massive Dynamic employee who is driven to suicide by his hallucinations of attacking butterflies. Meanwhile, Olivia is determined to erase her memories of Agent Scott, and information about Peter's whereabouts falls into the wrong hands.

Bones: The Bone That Blew
Wednesday, November 26, 8:00 p.m.

A skeleton found in a tree leads Brennan and Booth into the world of wealthy and powerful families, where the truth about a murder is buried under a mountain of lies. Meanwhile, Brennan's father (Ryan O'Neal) is out of jail and newly employed as a teacher.

How I Met Your Mother
Monday, November 3, 8:00 p.m.

The gang is out for a dinner together when Ted runs into Stella, the woman who once left him at the altar. Sarah Chalke (Scrubs), Jason Jones (The Daily Show), and Eric Braeden (The Young and the Restless) guest star.

The Big Bang Theory
Monday, November 3, 8:30 p.m.

Everyone is thoroughly confused when a cute young grad student develops a crush on Sheldon.

Two and a Half Men
Monday, November 3, 9:00 p.m.

Judith breaks up with Herb and, desperate for solace, heads straight into Alan's arms.

Worst Week
Monday, November 3, 9:30 p.m.

When Sam does babysitting duty for Mel's niece, he accidentally lets the rugrat swallow one of the heirloom wedding rings given to him by grandma June (guest star Olympia Dukakis).

The New Adventures of Old Christine
Wednesday, November 5, 8:00 p.m.

Awkward memories are made when Richard joins Christine on a date with her new boyfriend Patrick (Seinfeld's Tim DeKay).

Criminal Minds
Wednesday, November 5, 9:00 p.m.

When Dr. Reid investigates the case of an abducted Las Vegas boy, his own disturbing memories are brought to light.

Survivor
Thursday, November 6, 8:00 p.m.

Tonight's episode of Survivor: Gabon sees the elimination of the ninth castaway. Who will be heading home this time?

CSI
Thursday, November 6, 9:00 p.m.

Grissom, investigating the case of an "average" man who led an erotic secret life, seeks help and comfort from the lovely Lady Heather (guest star Melinda Clarke).

Ghost Whisperer
Friday, November 7, 8:00 p.m.

In tonight's new episode Melinda deals with a young girl's ghostly "imaginary friend," and faces change on a deeply personal level.

Numb3rs
Friday, November 7, 10:00 p.m.

A magician's disappearing act goes strangely awry when she actually vanishes after her trick. Penn Jillette guest stars as himself.

The Unit
Sunday, November 9, 10:00 p.m.

In this first part of a two-episode story arc, the Unit heads to Iraq in search of Jonas' kidnapped daughter. Meanwhile, Col. Ryan faces the consequences for his adulterous affair with Mack's wife.

Worst Week
Monday, November 10, 9:30 p.m.

When Sam makes a misguided attempt to impress the Clayton family minister, he finds himself in hot water--literally.

CSI: Miami
Monday, November 10, 10:00 p.m.

The CSI team investigates the case of a man found handcuffed and stabbed in his hotel room, but a practical joke derails the investigation and erodes the team's trust in one another. Lucy Lawless (Xena, Warrior Princess) guest stars.

NCIS: Collateral Damage
Tuesday, November 11, 8:00 p.m.

Vance assigns a rookie officer to aid in Gibbs' investigation of a deadly bank robbery. Special Agent Michelle Lee (Liza Lapira) returns to NCIS tonight.

The Mentalist: Red Handed
Tuesday, November 11, 9:00 p.m.

Patrick uses his honed skills to track and trap the killer of a casino owner--and also to pick up a few bucks in a card game.

Without a Trace: Live to Regret
Tuesday, November 11, 10:00 p.m.

The team comes together to search for a missing bank manager. Meanwhile, Jack (Anthony LaPaglia) is reinstated as department head.

Criminal Minds: Memoriam
Wednesday, November 12, 9:00 p.m.

Dr. Reid's memories of the past continue to surface as he investigates a decades-old murder in Las Vegas. Jane Lynch of Two and a Half Men guest stars as Dr. Reid's mother.

Survivor
Thursday, November 13, 8:00 p.m.

Host Jeff Probst takes us back to Gabon for the elimination of this season's 10th castaway.

Ghost Whisperer
Friday, November 14, 8:00 p.m.

Melinda continues to struggle with the changes in her own life, even as she attempts to help a teenage ghost reconnect with her father.

Numb3rs
Friday, November 14, 10:00 p.m.

The team investigates the death of a former pro surfer and finds that the murder is connected to another heinous crime. Pro surfer Brad Gerlach guest stars; Emilio Estevez directs.

The Amazing Race
Sunday, November 16, 8:00 p.m.

The racers head to Kazakhstan, home of the fictional Borat, for a ridiculous challenge involving 30,000 chickens.

The Unit
Sunday, November 16, 10:00 p.m.

Tonight concludes a two-episode story arc, in which the Unit heads to Iraq in search of Jonas' kidnapped daughter and Col. Ryan faces the consequences for his adulterous affair.

Two and a Half Men
Monday, November 17, 9:00 p.m.

Charlie's new girlfriend wants him to spend the night at her place, but he has a hard time being away from the comforts of home.

CSI: Miami
Monday, November 17, 10:00 p.m.

An innocent baby is in the hands of a murderous kidnapper, and Horatio and the team must race against time to rescue the child. Teri Polo of Meet the Parents guest stars.

NCIS
Tuesday, November 18, 8:00 p.m.

The NCIS team is forced to play a dangerous game of war, which leads to a shocking revelation.

The Mentalist
Tuesday, November 18, 9:00 p.m.

A drug dealer is prime suspect for two murders, but Patrick's mentalist skills lead him to a different motive and suspect.

The New Adventures of Old Christine
Wednesday, November 19, 8:00 p.m.

Christine beats her new boyfriend in a game of tennis, and his reaction is surprising to say the least.

Criminal Minds
Wednesday, November 19, 9:00 p.m.

A serial killer turns himself in, claiming that several of his victims are still out there and alive--but not for long. Can the team find them before their fate is sealed? Jason Alexander (Seinfeld), Ali Landry (Eve), and Nicholas Brendon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) guest star.

CSI: NY
Wednesday, November 19, 10:00 p.m.

The 100th episode of CSI: NY brings us the strangest case yet when a serial killer stalks only victims named "Mac Taylor." This is obviously a problem for Detective Mac Taylor, who leads the charge to find the criminal before another drop of blood is shed. Chris Daughtry, Nelly, Julia Ormond (First Knight), NFL legend Marshall Faulk, Rumer Willis (Army Wives), and Scott Wolf (Everwood) guest star.

Survivor
Thursday, November 20, 8:00 p.m.

Tonight, the 11th castaway is exiled from Survivor: Gabon.

CSI
Thursday, November 20, 9:00 p.m.

Grissom must testify at the competency hearing of Natalie Davis, the "miniature killer." Joshua Malina of The West Wing guest stars.

Ghost Whisperer
Friday, November 21, 8:00 p.m.

Melinda is still in the grip of heartbreaking personal change, but she must put her tears aside to help an amnesiac man cross over to the other side.

Cold Case
Sunday, November 23, 9:00 p.m.

Lilly and the team find new evidence in the 1953 murder of a famous pinup girl. Tania Raymonde of Lost joins the cast as recurring character Frankie Rafferty.

Two and a Half Men
Monday, November 24, 9:00 p.m.

Jake disappears with the neighbor girl, and Charlie is left to cover for him. Meanwhile, Alan uses Charlie's Mercedes to impress a woman. Michael Clarke Duncan of The Green Mile guest stars.

NCIS
Tuesday, November 25, 8:00 p.m.

Someone is stealing government secrets, and the team must accept clues from some unusual sources. David Eigenberg of Sex and the City guest stars.

The Mentalist
Tuesday, November 25, 9:00 p.m.

After a psychic correctly predicts a murder, Patrick holds a séance of his own to prove that the psychic is not only a fake, but a killer. Leslie Hope of 24 guest stars.

Gary Unmarried
Wednesday, November 26, 8:30 p.m.

It's almost Thanksgiving, and Allison wants everyone to come over to her place for a feast--but Gary puts a dent in her plans by insisting that everyone come to his house. Martin Mull of Roseanne and Jane Curtin of Kate & Allie guest star as Allison's parents.

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Babes
Tuesday, November 11, 10:00 p.m.

While investigating the burning death of a teenage boy, Stabler and Munch discover a web of disturbing secrets among the students of Blessed Heart High School.

Knight Rider: I Wanna Rock & Roll All Knight
Wednesday, November 12, 8:00 p.m.

Knight Industries tracks a criminal couple and discovers the felons have ties to the national congressional race. As things get hairier, Mike and KITT must step in to save Agent Rivai.

Life: Black Friday
Wednesday, November 12, 9:00 p.m.

When someone is killed in a mall on the year's biggest shopping day, the body is lost in the hubbub--giving Crews and Reese more than just a killer to find.

Law & Order: Challenged
Wednesday, November 12, 10:00 p.m.

The dead body of Rick Devon (guest star Bradford Cover) is found in a park, and though his death is first assumed to be drug related, Lupo and Bernard soon uncover evidence connecting Rick's death to former felon Diego Cardenas (guest star Carlos Leon). Michael Rispoli also guest stars.

My Name is Earl: Earl and Joy's Anniversary
Thursday, November 13, 8:00 p.m.

Earl reminisces about his first wedding anniversary with Joy, when a surprise party thrown by Randy turned sour at the arrival of Earl's handsome cousin Blake (guest star Jason Priestly). Meanwhile, Darnell, Catalina, Kenny, and Patty are trapped in a phone booth by a swarm of killer bees.

The Office: Business Trip
Thursday, November 13, 9:00 p.m.

Michael is sent on a business trip to Canada, and decides to bring Andy and Oscar along--causing the beginnings of an unlikely friendship. Meanwhile, Jim longs for Pam's return from art school.

30 Rock: The One with the Cast of Night Court
Thursday, November 13, 9:30 p.m.

Jennifer Aniston guest stars as Claire, a Fatal Attraction-esque friend of Liz and Jenna who shows up for a visit and immediately sets her sights on Jack. Meanwhile, Tracy cheers up a fashion-challenged Kenneth with a visit from the cast of Night Court!

ER: Heal Thyself
Thursday, November 13, 10:00 p.m.

While out on a jog, Dr. Banfield comes across a drowning three-year-old. As she struggles to save the dying child, old memories of Dr. Greene (guest star Anthony Edwards!) saving her own son rise to the surface. Meanwhile, Gates tries to help his homeless war hero and the interns strive to keep up with their workload.

Lipstick Jungle: Chapter Fifteen: Sisterhood of the Traveling Prada
Friday, November 14, 10:00 p.m.

Wendy catches Nico having lunch with Griffin (guest star James Lesure), causing a rift between the two women, but they must put their differences aside to come to the aid of a heartbroken Victory. The three friends head off on a relaxing weekend getaway, but the trip soon proves disastrous.

Chuck: Chuck Versus the Fat Lady
Monday, November 17, 8:00 p.m.

Chuck and his ex-girlfriend Jill (guest star Jordana Brewster) rekindle their relationship, but a romantic vacation is derailed by Chuck's assignment to an urgent mission. Jill meets Sarah and is filled with jealousy at Sarah and Chuck's decoy relationship. Meanwhile, efficiency expert Emmett (guest star Tony Hale) decides he doesn't like Chuck and tries to dig up some dirt.

My Own Worst Enemy: The Night Train to Moscow
Monday, November 17, 10:00 p.m.

Henry begins to suspect that his wife is a spy; Edward makes a deal with the KGB; Mavis sends Raymond to keep an eye on Edward; and Dr. Norah Skinner investigates Angie.

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Wildlife
Tuesday, November 18, 10:00 p.m.

Stabler goes undercover to penetrate an animal smuggling ring, and Benson poses as a prostitute to help the cause--but when their plans go awry, Stabler's marriage is put at risk. Guest stars include Big Boi, Caitlin Fitzgerald, Andrew Divoff, and Reg E. Cathey.

Knight Rider: Knight of the Zodiac
Wednesday, November 19, 8:00 p.m.

Mike goes undercover to infiltrate a Las Vegas money laundering ring, and Billy comes along for the ride--only to meet an enticing new love interest. Meanwhile, Dr. Graiman's old nemesis/former flame shows up to investigate the environmental impact of the KITT Cave.

Life: Badge Bunny
Wednesday, November 19, 9:00 p.m.

The deaths of a drug dealer and a schoolteacher prompt the team to suspect that a killer may be hiding in their midst. Meanwhile, Crews and Jennifer attempt to sort out their relationship and Ted struggles to succeed as a business teacher.

Law & Order: Zero
Wednesday, November 19, 10:00 p.m.

Lupo and Bernard investigate the death of Nancy Hartwig (guest star Leah Curney), whose environmentally-friendly family lifestyle may hold the key to her murder.

My Name is Earl: Nature's Game Show
Thursday, November 20, 8:00 p.m.

A series of tornados rip through Camden County, but that's nothing compared to the disaster of Earl losing his all-important list. Meanwhile, Randy suspects himself of invincibility and Patty and Catalina find religion.

The Office: Frame Toby
Thursday, November 20, 9:00 p.m.

Someone in the office has left a disgusting mess in the microwave, and no one will admit to the crime. Meanwhile, Michael deals with the fact that staffing changes have been made without his approval.

30 Rock: Gavin Volure
Thursday, November 20, 9:30 p.m.

Jack and Liz go to a dinner party at the house of eccentric businessman Gavin Volure (guest star Steve Martin). At the party, Jack gets wind of a secret business opportunity and Gavin develops a crush on Liz--but of course, as it turns out, there is much more to Gavin than Jack or Liz originally thought. Meanwhile, Tracy feels paranoid about his own family and Kenneth asks Jack to invest his savings for him.

ER: Age of Innocence
Thursday, November 20, 10:00 p.m.

Sam's had it with Gates and his war hero; Neela is angry with her intern after he lands the whole department in hot water; Brenner crosses the line with a patient and a physical conflict ensues.

My Own Worst Enemy: High Crimes and Turducken
Monday, November 24, 10:00 p.m.

Edward puts the entire nation at risk while searching for his parents' killer; Angie prepares for the arrival of her dad; and Henry gets a look at Edward's relationship with Dr. Skinner.

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: PTSD
Tuesday, November 25, 10:00 p.m.

The death of a Marine who was pregnant by a rapist results in a feud between the L&O; team and the Pentagon. Meanwhile, Benson suffers from disturbing flashbacks of her own assault.

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