Once Upon a Time: Pass the Time Between Episodes with Our Printable Paper Dolls

Super Bowl, right? The ogres get to marry Madonna! Look, I don't know anything about football, I spent the whole day yesterday making paper dolls for Once Upon a Time and fantasizing about the upcoming "Beauty and the Beast" episode. Join me! I'm so alone, here with my bloody fingers and my piles of paper smiles. Simply print, clip, and climb under your desk at work to have an absolute ball.


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SNOW WHITE

Dress her up in her leather corset pants for when she's stalking turkeys in the fairy-tale woods, or in her fetching camelhair trench for when she's stalking David Nolan at Granny's. A beret is always a nice way for a single lady to feel protected. Oh! And don't forget the pretty dress for when she goes on a date with her married boyfriend. (Whuh-oh, did I just give her red wine? Wine-stained teeth are a bitch on a date, especially if you start crying.) And of course, the wedding dress from that time they got married.



PRINCE CHARMING

Strapping Prince Charming comes with both his fairy-tale ensemble and his real-world ensemble: a short silk kimono, plenty of panty-dropping champagne, and freshly waxed legs. Come on over to his conversation pit and listen to his thoughts on open marriage and previous life experiences.


EMMA

Emma got plenty of ink waiting for Henry to get born in jail. She got her stomach tat, "Jail Mama" done during the third trimester. If you think an unborn baby's kick is precious, try receiving one when on the other side of your belly skin is a bic with a needle, plied by your cellmate/recovering meth head, name of Twitches. Emma only really wears her red jacket, but she’s always on the lookout for tight and still tighter pants for work, hitting the slopes, or simply relaxing. Pajam-a-jeggings!


MR. GOLD

Okay, so one of these is his Rumpelstiltskin costume and one of these is the jumpsuit from "Thriller," I’ll let you figure it out. This doll is going to get a lot of wear and tear, because he is all up in every storyline’s business, so maybe print out two. You can also dance him around in his skivvies if you want to reenact scenes from The Full Monty, which is something I think we both know you want to do.


REGINA

I know Regina has a lot of really great outfits, but I kind of got lost just figuring out what I would want Lana Parrilla to wear to different award shows. When she wins her Emmy, I figure something kind of feminine but edgy, to display her range and show she’s not just the best Evil Queen ever. Then, for her inevitable Oscar win, maybe a little homage to the dark side but with clean lines and a long skirt to invoke Old Hollywood glamour. The red dress is for when I become a billionaire and pay her a million dollars to come to my birthday party (briefcase full of money).


Enjoy! Don’t get any paper cuts BUT, if you do, frame the bloodstained dolls and turn them into a fine art piece about commerce/internet/celebrity/authentic human audiences. And mention me by name at the gallery opening.

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I LOVE THESE SO MUCH!!!!!!!!
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This is awesome!
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You can also cut out catalog/magazine photos to expand their wardrobes. Hmmm...Gucci or Armani for a clandestine meeting in the woods? Vuitton briefcase, of course...But I still can't get Emma to print! (THAT girl needs a wardrobe upgrade- even LL Bean would help!
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You can also dance him around in his skivvies if you want to reenact scenes from The Full Monty, which is something I think we both know you want to do. HOW DID YOU KNOW? Yes, this is exactly what I'd like to do, thank you very much...
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PS football can suck it, so boring! I miss my OUaT :(
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LOL'd at prince very charming, so reminiscent of Zapp Branigan.



I KNEW I recognized Mr.Gold from somewhere! Now I have to go re-watch The Full Monty, thanks a lot Lily.
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Lol Lily your one funny chick. My personal favorite is the VERY CHARMING outfit, I am a guy and I would probably hit that ...
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I love the anti Superbowl line, I watched Netflix all night and Hulu of Teen Wolf from MTV[only thing I see from that network besides Palladia. I wish and dare cable and other networks to go up against Any SB with New episodes at least once. I hate that network police thinks we all love football. ugh only some of the smart TV ads, not the sleazy ones. I lost respect for Danica because of that. Especially paired with WWE Divas associated with PB. I guess'' Candace MIchelle ''decided she was straight again after that other SB enough to marry and have family. lol Am tired of part time bisexuals on TV. Nothing against real ones who are more selective.
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nice work Lily!! funny, childish and cute.. :) well done..
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LoL. Lily you crack me up.
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For some reason "Emma" didn't come thru but the rest are great! Rumplestiltskin looks better in the Thriller outfit than the guy who made it famous; but Mr Gold really needs his suits and ties. Hey, I can draw my own...
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lol I like Gold since he came from Stargate SGU. That is one reason I started seeing Once Upon and Jennifer from House, Ginnifer from those sappy romantic movies on big screen and Lana from a spider movie . Netflix.
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same here, thought it was my machine.
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what about Henry?????
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LMAO !! From Lily??? Well, that would be a cutout of a bus pass and a suitcase!!
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! too funny!! I wish I'd thought of that.
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Love it what an awesome way to get over the fact that we didn't get any new OUAT this week!
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stupid Superbowl, at least air new episodes in areas where our teams came from who were Not playing in SB. Texas . LOL we got our own time zone it seems east and west coast networks hates us .
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Great job, Lily! Can't wait for the next recap!
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This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
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"This doll is going to get a lot of wear and tear, because he is all up in every storyline's business" hahahaha, that line made my day!
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Wow, You are awesome and have a "freak" mind :) of course in the good way
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Great art work! Love the Michael Jackson outfit, it suits him! And prince charming's waxed legs - foshizzle!
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LOL amazing stuff.
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Amazing hahahahahah
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I definitely lol'd at Emma's tats. Love your OUaT stuff! (Though I had to pass on making paper dolls... *glances at hidden desk drawer)
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Why is it that everytime I click a link on tv.com and it turns out to be a horrible article, it just HAPPENS to be done by Lily Sparks?
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Is that comment really necessary? Sometimes you just have to keep you're stupid and negative opinion to yourself.
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We really need a thumbs-down button for comments like this. Just because you didn't enjoy the light-hearted nature of the article doesn't mean no one does.



As for costumes, I'll take Regina without any of the costumes, thank you very much.
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Trolling an utterly benign article on paper dolls is really going to take you places, Shallcko! Keep shining like a star!
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Since you asked, poor taste, or perhaps poor manners?? Although in this case, both seem to fit you well.
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Harsh..
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