Open Caption: 2 Broke Girls

I know, I know, it's Monday, but here's one thing we can look forward to: a whole week of new Open Caption contests. But first, here are the winners from this weekend's contest:

From curriea:
Brian: Who's in all of these bags?
Dexter: The writers of Seasons 3 and 5.


From Geek_Queen:
Is this the cover art for the new Pink Floyd/Dexter album, "Dark Side of the Room"?


Today's Image: 2 Broke Girls
Looks like Betty and Veronica, er, I mean, Caroline and Max, will be partying hard tonight. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Max "what exactly do you mean by 'we're drinking one of the exhibits'?"
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Kelly: "Did you know that the 80s sitcom My Two Dads was filmed in this very loft?"

Max: "Uh, no. I did not know that. Thank you, Random Factoid Lady."
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(It's sad because Kelly's actually pretty hot. This pic did not do her justice, Caption Lady.)
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Artist: "So, how are you ladies enjoying the artwork?"

Max: "Ask us, again, in ten minutes. We're not drunk enough, yet."
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Max: "It's eerie how lifelike that mannequin is. See how her eyes follow you around the room?"
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With wine and cupcakes on the table, any moment can, and will, be awkward.
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you scared us were drunk
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Kat: First Suburgatory, then Community. Now us.

Beth: Totally. I guess 2011 is the year for trannies on sitcoms.

Kelly: Um, I'm a woman, and so is my character.

Kat & Beth: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
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Max: -- Insert vagina joke --

Caroline: -- Insert rape joke --

Bryce: -- Insert racist Asian joke --

Kelly Beckett (Black girl): Ah. Now I see why my agent said "I got you an acting gig. Sorry."
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Caroline: Max is that a Tranny?

Max: I think so, try to act natural.
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Immediately Hateable Black Girlfriend: "Hey, guys. What are we talking about over here?"



Max: "Well, we're having drinks over our cupcakes, so..."



All Three: "Tampons."



Caroline: "Right. It's in the contract."
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Max: Yeah, I like to eat. I also have a vagina, you want to fight about it?

Woman: I was actually just passing by.
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If we don't add a black character to this show someone will sue us.
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Max: A slim Pam Grier impersonator? This must be an 80s party!
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Damn, Ru Paul..... you are aging well.
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Max: A black woman on a CBS sitcom? What do we do?

Caroline: Just act natural!

Max: VAGINA!
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Max: Guys say women become better looking the more you drink. Now I think it's time to test that theory.

Caroline: I'm already way ahead of you, but I can't say that it's working for me.
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So, ladies, do you like....CHOCOLATE cupcakes?
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So gentlemen, when did you become ladies?
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What's the matter. Never seen a man in a dress before?
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