Open Caption: 30 Rock

Welcome to this week's edition of Open Caption! Last week we posted a shot of The Office's newest employee, Will Ferrell on his first day at Dunder-Mifflin. These entries each deserve a guided tour of the warehouse.

...From StevenCunningha
"I'm only really getting paid THIS much more than you. Per minute, with a bonus. You...you knew about the bonus right?"

...From Geek_Queen
"Ferrell: "That's right. All we have to do is mention Subway's foot-long subs a few times and we'll be rolling in all the free subs we can eat!" Carell: "It works on Chuck.""

...From rolaandjayz
"The new Dunder Mifflin fully automated Regional Manager robot, powered by the dundermifflin.com a.i. that was defeated by Dwight Schrute in a sales competition. 'Targeting nearest sales threat, Dwight Scrute.'"

...From Vidsignup
"This suit is from the Jacobim Mugatu 2011 spring collection."

...From bjoanz
"Have any of you seen my jazz flute? It's about yay-long..."


Next up: This week on 30 Rock, Tracy Jordan will apparently be telling all to Matt Lauer on The Today Show. Post your best caption idea in the comments!

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"Matt for the last time I was joking when I said I was Oprah's illegitimate child"
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And so i took her behind the middle school, and got het pregnant!!
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Lauer (thinking): "I just don't understand it. I've been giving him signals throughout the interview and he hasn't noticed me, yet."
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Jordan: "We're on the same network, how could you NOT have heard of my show?!"
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Jordan: "...And there he was, Ronald McDonald, giving me the shoes right off his feet!"
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"And I was like, 'Here, you take the baby. I ain't the father.'"
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stop it. stop it. stop it
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So what if that unfunny show 30 rock gets low ratings and NO ONE watches it, feeble writers like Llana Diamond will waste space praising it!
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"Matt for the last time my nanny is a dirty rotten liar!"
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Tracy: I don't know what to tell you, Matt, I just backed up my car and-poof-your car just came out of nowhere. I hope you have insurance on that...cause I don't.
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I didn't do it!
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"I told you to stop running your foot up and down my leg Matt! I'm just not into you like that."
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Will someone please find Mr. Jordan and tell him for the last time we will not conduct an interview with his wax double regardless of how animated it is posed!
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Tracy:...and that's how I ended up in bed between Michelle and Obama dressed in a pink leotard.

Matt: OK? Back to my question, why did you take a break from TGS?
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So if you want the big paycheck, what you got to do is say that you're thinking of leaving the show when your contract's up. Who you gonna listen to, me or Charlie Sheen?
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So I took her behind the Middle school and got her pregnant!!!
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And thats how you find Osama bin Laden
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I dont know! I'm an illiterate! Illiterate!!
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I have no idea why anyone would think I'm funny, I mean, you're 10 times funnier than me and you're boring as hell!!
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Matt, everybody would watch you doin' it with Katie Couric.
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"Those direwolves were huge! I couldn't believe he let them keep those things!"
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"And then I said to him, 'Listen, Meatloaf, dude, I didn't take your sponges. Maybe it was Gary'."
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What'chu talkin' 'bout, Matt? I do NOT look like Gary Coleman!
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Tracy Morgan: And when Tim Meadows left the show, I was suddenly thrown into the spotlight. It was the weirdest thing. People suddenly started noticing me and thought I was funny, even after that Bruce Willis movie. That ever happen to you, Matt? Matt Lauer: I'm sorry, did you say that you weren't Tim Meadows?
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And so I'm at prom with this android and she has these steel claws so to hold them I have to go like this. Needless to say, I've had better dates.
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And so I'm at prom with this android and she has these steel claws so to hold them I have to go like this. Needless to say, I've had better dates.
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Oh, I'd say it's about this long.
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