Open Caption: 90210
(February 21)

Hola! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly Open Caption feature. Last week, we posted this shot of CSI: Miami's Horatio Caine (David Caruso) showing some unusual flair. These captions deserve a free pair of sunglasses.

... From hihay:
That's what you get for taking my f***ing glasses!

... From Arch_Angel88:
All those years of watching Walker, Texas Ranger have finally paid off.

... From mermayd:
David Caruso fantasizes about starring in a Matrix remake.

... From jonnyacesk:
Next step: Rockettes!

... From Vidsignup:
"I'm on a boat!"

Up next: This Na'vi-licious shot of Max Miller (Josh Zuckerman) and Naomi Clark (AnnaLynne McCord) in next Monday's 90210. Post your best caption idea in the comments!


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Do you wanna date my Avatar?
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Naomi: I wanna ride you like your my Toruk Makto
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You, too can get one o'these wicked accessories from your nearest Tail-o'the Pup! Just buy 2 Buck Owens Rootin' Tootin' Beer Dawgs and an order of curly fries!
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Naomi: James Cameron picked me not you. Looser!!!
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"ooooh i was looking for 902100000, i knew i wasn't on pandora anymore.."
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Split ends were a real pain in the tuchus until I found Vitalessence shampoo.
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Penis envy much?
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No. Honest. It tastes like blueberry.
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I'd like to shove this up Beebers a$$!
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Who needs a man?
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Feel a little blue today?
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"How do you like me now?"
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Talk to the tail.
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I just blue myself!
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I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa and sorry seems to be the hardest word...
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Oh this? Parting gift from the "Nip/Tuck" wrap party. You tell Dylan Walsh he's not /really/ a plastic surgeon but he's just so method ...
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Naomi : Don't you dare have thoughts about spanking me with my tail!
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Max: "Uh, excuse me, Miss. Is this a *cough* full-service station?"
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Naomi: "Head or tails?"
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Segregation Never! Colonic Irrigation Now!
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Max (thinking): "I finally have a hot chick who'll both have sex with me AND go to Comic-Con! All it took was a $90,000 car and a trip to LensCrafters."
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this has got to be the worst car sales pitch ever! I can see that that car is made out of unobtainium, forest killer!
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get in the car before i stick this where the sun dont shine buddy!!!!
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funny,,
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To answer your question, I was thinking something like... this!
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so many places I could put this.
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Welcome to Pandora.
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Naomi: You weren't interested in me before, are you NOW?
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It's not laundry day!
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So that wasn't a roll of quarters in your pocket
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It's so soft, you wanna feel?
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Naomitar: A B**** Trying to save the universe she thinks she revolves around her.
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Dude, where's my spaceship?
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"the range of colors i could look slutty in just got an update thank you AVATAR."
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You should take a ride in my car. Its out of this world. (pun intended)
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Anally-inserted silicone tails are all the rage in the 90210.
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Smurftastic!
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"so are you petrol or diesel"
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{Thinking}Is she auditioning for Avatar II?
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"Who knew Chanel made blue body powder! See? Geek is chic!"
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"Hank Moody never has to deal with this crap."
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I'm blue, so where do you want to me to put this tail?
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"Can you hear me now? Good. Can you hear me now? Good."
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Lookin to score some tail?
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This might be a bit racy: Max - And the funny thing is, I'm gonna have blue balls if you Don't touch them!
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Naomi : Are you ready to follow a really simple storyline but with great visual effects?
Max : Yeah, but i never was a fan of James Cameron - Star Wars all the way!!
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Mine is this big!
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