Hola! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly Open Caption feature. Last week, we posted this shot of CSI: Miami's Horatio Caine (David Caruso) showing some unusual flair. These captions deserve a free pair of sunglasses.
... From hihay:
That's what you get for taking my f***ing glasses!
... From Arch_Angel88:
All those years of watching Walker, Texas Ranger have finally paid off.
... From mermayd:
David Caruso fantasizes about starring in a Matrix remake.
... From jonnyacesk:
Next step: Rockettes!
... From Vidsignup:
"I'm on a boat!"
Up next: This Na'vi-licious shot of Max Miller (Josh Zuckerman) and Naomi Clark (AnnaLynne McCord) in next Monday's 90210. Post your best caption idea in the comments!
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Do you wanna date my Avatar?
Naomi: I wanna ride you like your my Toruk Makto
You, too can get one o'these wicked accessories from your nearest Tail-o'the Pup! Just buy 2 Buck Owens Rootin' Tootin' Beer Dawgs and an order of curly fries!
Naomi: James Cameron picked me not you. Looser!!!
"ooooh i was looking for 902100000, i knew i wasn't on pandora anymore.."
Split ends were a real pain in the tuchus until I found Vitalessence shampoo.
Penis envy much?
No. Honest. It tastes like blueberry.
I'd like to shove this up Beebers a$$!
Who needs a man?
Feel a little blue today?
"How do you like me now?"
Talk to the tail.
I just blue myself!
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa and sorry seems to be the hardest word...
Oh this? Parting gift from the "Nip/Tuck" wrap party. You tell Dylan Walsh he's not /really/ a plastic surgeon but he's just so method ...
Naomi : Don't you dare have thoughts about spanking me with my tail!
Max: "Uh, excuse me, Miss. Is this a *cough* full-service station?"
Naomi: "Head or tails?"
Segregation Never! Colonic Irrigation Now!
Max (thinking): "I finally have a hot chick who'll both have sex with me AND go to Comic-Con! All it took was a $90,000 car and a trip to LensCrafters."
this has got to be the worst car sales pitch ever! I can see that that car is made out of unobtainium, forest killer!
get in the car before i stick this where the sun dont shine buddy!!!!
funny,,
To answer your question, I was thinking something like... this!
so many places I could put this.
Welcome to Pandora.
Naomi: You weren't interested in me before, are you NOW?
It's not laundry day!
So that wasn't a roll of quarters in your pocket
It's so soft, you wanna feel?
Naomitar: A B*** Trying to save the universe she thinks she revolves around her.
Dude, where's my spaceship?
"the range of colors i could look slutty in just got an update thank you AVATAR."
You should take a ride in my car. Its out of this world. (pun intended)
Anally-inserted silicone tails are all the rage in the 90210.
Smurftastic!
"so are you petrol or diesel"
{Thinking}Is she auditioning for Avatar II?
"Who knew Chanel made blue body powder! See? Geek is chic!"
"Hank Moody never has to deal with this crap."
I'm blue, so where do you want to me to put this tail?
"Can you hear me now? Good. Can you hear me now? Good."
Lookin to score some tail?
This might be a bit racy: Max - And the funny thing is, I'm gonna have blue balls if you Don't touch them!
Naomi : Are you ready to follow a really simple storyline but with great visual effects?Max : Yeah, but i never was a fan of James Cameron - Star Wars all the way!!
Mine is this big!