Open Caption: A Different Kind of Family Feud

Game time! As we approach the great abyss known as "summer programming," it's going to get tougher and tougher to find quality photos to caption. The pond is much smaller now, so I'm going to have to ask for your help—suggest some summer shows you'd like to see captioned! In the meantime I'll come up with some fancy themes to keep us entertained. For now, here are your winners from yesterday's contest:


From MicahSmith3:

Tom: "I just called because I had to tell someone that I found a payphone! I didn't know these still existed! Oh, and I have your child."


From JT_Kirk:

Tom: "Listen, tell Bill Lawrence that if he doesn't return as show-runner next season, I'm keeping his 2 year-old daughter. ... Wait, you sure his daughter is 12 years-old?!? Then... whose kid is this???"


From Spicerack:
Tom: "Hello?? Is this the Russian bride return service?"



Today's Image: Hatfields & McCoys

It's Part 3 of this History Channel mini-series tonight—an epic re-telling of the legendary family feud that lasted decades in the American South's early days. Basically, it's got Kevin Costner and Bill Paxton!! And tonight's episode features the monumental New Year's Day battle. In the still below, Johnse Hatfield (L, Matt Barr—aka: One Tree Hill fans get excited!) and Jim Vance (R, Tom Berenger) are out in the woods huntin' McCoys. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Let's caption some adult swim or teletoon retro. Things are always funnier when cartoons say it.
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Did you just tell him to squeal like a pig? What do you think this is... Deliverance??
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Dick Cheney: I said we'd go hunting for quails, not chicks!



Harry Whittington: Relax man, it's the 60s.



Dick Cheney: You're always such an embarrassment. One day I'm gonna shoot you in the face.
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Vance: "Shut up about my coat, boy. There's nothing wrong with wanting to look stylish."
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Johnse (thinking): "I can't believe he wore that hat with that coat! And don't even get me started on that haircut."
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Some summer show ideas: Royal Pains, White Collar, Leverage, Saving Hope, Rizzoli & Isles, Falling Skies, Warehouse 13, Rookie Blue, Burn Notice...
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Hmmm, suggestions: True Blood, Teen Wolf, Alphas, Rookie Blue, Longmire, Switched at Birth, Haven, Warehouse Thirteen, Leverage, White Collar, Royal Pains, Saving Hope, Dallas (that one's got to be weird, right?), The Glades, Falling Skies, Hell on Wheels, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Closer, The Catalina (tell me that's not instantly funny), Covert Affairs, Pretty Little Liars, Sherlock (from the BBC), Burn Notice, and, um, The Suze Orman Show?



Also, Open Captions for some of the recently canceled/murdered shows might make for a nice eulogy/grieving process coughTSCcough.
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Matt: Where'd u get that gun?

Tom: Off of some four-eyed kid who just shot his eye out. Have I showed you my Ovaltine decoder ring?
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Tonight's guests on" Outdoors with Jon Voight": Willie Nelson and Huggy Bear's coat.
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Look, there's Costner dancing with the injuns again. I knew we couldn't trust him.
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These hoes about to feel my pimp hand!
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"I just need to find two of our brothers and i'mma scalp me a brand new coat"
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Jim: "This is for 'Waterworld'."
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Too perfect! That movie was the worst!
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Jim: Shh, I thought I just heard something! Some kind of animal!



Johnse: Uhh, I think that was your coat.
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Johnse: "What do we need these rifles for? The bears will die of laughter when they see your hat!"
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Oh, you wanted to have some suggestions too. I don't really care what show the photo is from. It's more important what kind of picture it is; that something is happening in it, that it's funny or weird. Then it's easier to come up with good captions. But if I have to wish for something more specific, then please, no reality TV or game shows. Only pictures form scripted shows. I guess True Blood is a given and will probably get a few pictures this summer. Also, I would like to see one from Wilfred, Awkward, Pretty Little Liars, Rizzoli & Isles and Covert Affairs. That pretty much covers all my favourite shows of the summer.
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"no reality TV or game shows."



I second that, C.K.



And I'd love it if you would do Teen Wolf. That show is ripe with hilarious captioning fodder. Burn Notice, Suits, and Alphas would also be fun to caption.
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"Some of those Damn twilight vampires put here. I can smell the glitter!"
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"Iv'e been told Stan Laurel's hat is around here somewhere!"



"It's on your head mate"
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Do you like my new coat? I got it from the new store Pimps up Hoes down.
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Johnse: You do realize that people like you are the reason why Southerners can't be taken seriously...
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"All we've gotta do is return his wife's fur coat, make like she's the one lost it in the first place, and this whole feud'll be over".
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Johnse : Oh God! I never thought that Kevin like to do it with animals in this forest , i can't believe my eyes!

Jim : You idiot! It is not a horse , she is Jessica !
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"Matt Barraka: One Tree Hill fans get excited!" Sadly, this is very, very true...
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The most important rule of hunting is to grow a beard. It helps you blend in with the surroundings.
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Jim: Those Jehova's Witnesses have interrupted my supper for the last time!
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Johnse: I would KILL for a hat like that one.
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Be Vewwwwy, vewwwy qwiet.
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I'm hunting Cwostner.
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