Open Caption: A Royal Pains Affair at the Fair

Can you feel that? Summer is starting to sink in. We've got a number of premieres to try to tap into before we go crazy with theme weeks, but it IS something to look forward to! Here are your winners from yesterday's contest:


From qbe_64:

Caleb: "What does it say?"
Hanna: "GET A PHONE!!"


From heartzkidnapper:

Hanna: "Here's my number, so call me, maybe?"


From pcsjunior002:
Caleb: "Yeah, sorry about this, but after seeing you looking all stoned and disheveled, I'm going to need that note back..."



Today's Image: Royal Pains

Tonight the gang reunites at a county food festival, of all things! And Evan gets to wear one of those funny little hats! While Hank and Divya work on treating festival goers, Evan gets ready to start his own business. In the still below, Evan kneels down to have a chat with Divya. And all I can think about is that hat! Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Evan: What do you think of my new jacket?"

Divya: "Well, it is appropriate for an eating competition. It's the color of Pepto Bismol."
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Evan: "C'mon, it's a perfect idea. If The Walking Dead can have an after show show, then so can Royal Pains!"
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Divya: You say there's trouble? Where?

Evan: Right here in River CIty!

Divya: Trying to kill vaudeville again?
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Evan: I found my true calling. Delivering Sing-a-grams. By the way do you know where the Grayson family lives? A blonde wants me to sing "Every Breath You Take" to them.
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Divya: "Excuse me, what the hell did you just call me?"

Evan: "I can't help it. The racism comes with this 1940s look."
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Evan: Come On the karaoke Machine is free, Rodgers and Hammerstien are on the playlist!
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EVAN: Now madam, you and I have never met before, correct? - *whispering* Divya, play along, I've got a lot of 'Doc Lawson's Wonder Tonic' to shill here.



DIVYA: *under breath* Damnit Evan. - *out loud, awkwardly* WHY NO SIR YOU AND I HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE.



EVAN: Geez, Divya, ham it up a little more, why don't ya?
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"Evan, c'mon, you can't drum up business by making everybody in the audience sick."
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"Divs, what do you mean 'Mammy' is inappropriate in this day and age??? That's half my act right there!"
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Evan; What do you mean I'm pitchy. I'm not pitchy.!
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Evan: But you said you would be the Mary Poppins to my Dick Van Dyke!. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!!
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Evan: Why won't you appear on stage with me?

Divya: Let me get a mirror real quick to answer that question...
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Divya: Could you PLEASE give me back my jacket?



Evan: But I'm a 'summer', pink really works with my complexion.
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Why would you say that I look like a carnival barker? This is my snake-oil salesman outfit!
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Evan: Goodbye my Coney Island Babe!

Divya: First off we're in the Hamptons. Second, you could've just called and said you were going on vacation.
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Well, we've got trouble. Right here in River City...
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Evan: The jacket is rose, not pink.

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Divya: "I thought your new business was supposed to be a hair salon."

Evan: "No! I said barbershop quartet!
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Divya: "I said go TO the barbershop. Not start a barbershop quartet."
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I really didn't notice your comment. Should have refreshed the page before I submitted my suggestion.
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What do you mean you don't want to be my partner in the pie-eating contest? I bought you a matching outfit and everything.
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Oh we've got trouble... right here in the Hamptons... with a capital "T", and that rhymes with "P", and that stands for programs on USA that look entertaining enough but ultimately I don't feel I have the time for.
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I was thinking The Music Man as well.
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Evan: What?

Divia: You look like one of the Be Sharps!
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"You said you though musicians were sexy."
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