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Open Caption: A Scene From What May Be the Last Episode of Terra Nova Ever

Captionistas: It is with a heavy heart that I tell you today is our last Open Caption of 2011. No more until 2012! That is, if the world still exists by then. Kidding! I kid. Of course it will! The sheer force of your brain power will keep the planets in rotation. I'm sure of it. But, we'll be back Tuesday, January 3 with a whole new batch of daily contests, don't you fret. Anyway, here are the winners from last Thursday's contest:

From DavidJackson8:
Dee: See, I managed to move the fat and loose skin I got from my pregnancy all to my back.
Charlie: Eew! Why would you do that?!
Dee: Because I refuse to have a belly as big as Mac's!


From Geek_Queen:
Mac: "Your tramp stamp is of a tramp's face?!"
Charlie: "Ugh, it's so detailed, you can almost smell him from here."


From Arch_Angel88:
Dee: "Baby got back!"
Mac, Charlie, Dennis (in unison): "Baby GET back!"


Today's Image: Terra Nova
Will tonight's episode be the last we see of Fox's futuristic dinosaur show? Does this shot of Jim and Taylor shaking on it reveal any clues? Tell us what you think! And just to keep things interesting, we won't reveal the winners of this contest until January 3! Just like Fox won't reveal Terra Nova's fate until the new year. That's right folks, the Open Caption jury can play the cliffhanger game, too!

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Jim :so when do we get the Open Caption results

Taylor : Don't know , it might be up there already but TV.Com dont seem to be able to get the news section to work with there new lay out and some git keeps trying to get us all fired because he dose not like the show .

Jim : Yep weaght untill i get back to the 21st century that guys getting an ass kicking.

Taylor : well put it there bud i'm in on that with you.
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Taylor: "If you don't make it, Jim, can I have your stereo?"
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I hope this isnt the last of Terra Nova because i really enjoyed this show. I see if there is a Season two this can turn into something massive.





What my theory is on the Badlands is that the Burmuda Triangle portaled all those ships and planes to that Erra :P just a thought oh maybe humans that were teleported are still there now.
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Jim: "Remember, if Malcolm gets too close to my wife..."

Taylor: "I know. Lock him in the brig."

Jim: "I was thinking more along the lines of feeding him to a T-Rex, but that works, too."
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Taylor: You've been a great help and a good friend. Come over here and give me a hug.

Jim: I think it's better if we just shake hands.

Taylor: Don't you like me?

Jim: Actually, I like you a little too much. You'd see just what I mean if I weren't holding this jacket in front of my crotch.
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Your handshake doesn't seem as strong as before. You miss your daily run with the dinosaurs?
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(haven't watched the show so don't know which is jim and which is taylor so...)

Left: You know I don't need the guns to compensate

Right: I do.

Left: This hand shake just became way more awkward... and interesting...
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Jim: So what now for you



Taylor: Not sure i here camrons making a prequal
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Then its a gentleman's agreement. We shall protest against what the writers make us do on this show. . . . .

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Yeah, now look down what your standing in
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Hasta la vista. Baby
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Taylor to Jim: I crap bigger than you.
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Jim: Let me give you this hand, sir... and uh... any way we can get some toilet paper from the future next pilgrimage?
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Taylor: Mmmm, nice! Firm grasp, you maintained eye contact. I think you're good to go.

Jim: Are you sure??? Come on, it's gotta be right.

Taylor: You're going for a job as Wally World greeter, not the White House.
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This was the last episode with the original cast, before Fox decided to rework the show into a call-in vote singing competition.
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Taylor: Well, so long Jim. You know this ain't good-bye. I'm sure our paths will cross again.

Jim: Oh what the hell??!! You had the writers give that to you didn't you????

Talyor: Heh heh, it was their FIRST FREEBIE !!
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...and with a handshake, the two pioneers agreed to go back in time, and make sure that Terra Nova was never produced.
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A million times this!
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So long and thanks for all the fish.

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Taylor: Your hand is quite warm.

Jim: Yeah, just a moment ago I used it to masturbate.
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This one is a winner. It's such a shallow and cheap joke that it captures the essence of Terra Nova 100% and is of roughly the same level of writing.

Taccado's caption is the winner, hands down
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I am truly humbled and flattered by your kind words. My ambition is to always deliver the cheapest and shallowest comments with as little content as possible. And I'm happy to be recognized for it.
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HAHA! Judging by the quality, I think the writers hands have been warm all season.



I don't know if this will win, but it made me laugh.
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OK, if anyone asks, the actor who plays your son was eaten by a dinosaur... if we both say it with a straight face, nobody will ever suspect the truth.
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So it's agreed. We never tell anyone where we buried the writers...
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Jim: Great season.

Taylor: Yeah. 12 episodes written by monkeys. never been done.
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Jim: So where are you headed now that we're cancelled?

Taylor: Something far scarier than this Jurassic Park Ripoff.

Jim: Oh really, what is it?

Taylor:...Glee
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Taylor: ...I shook my son's hand once, have I mentioned him in any of the other episodes?

Shannon: No, I'd have definitely remembered that.

Taylor: Well then I better start from the beginning. One night Mrs. Taylor...
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Jim: So long, Taylor. It's been real.

Taylor: Yeah, a real bitch. I've been in this business for 30 years. There's more acting talent in my left nut than the entire cast of this bag of crap they call a show.

Jim (Poker face): I'll miss you too.
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Taylor: Back in Somalia I would sometimes shake a man's hand.

Shannon: What do you mean?

Taylor: I would clasp his hand with my fingers in a clasping motion and move his arm with my arm in a moving motion causing it to shake in a shaking motion [shakes hand].

Shannon: Something's not right about this 'hand shake'. My lifetime experience in the police force tells me that something's not right.

Taylor: What are you going to say to me that would ever even convince me that I should shake your hand, that I just shook, with my hand?!.
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Jim: "Any regrets?"

Taylor: "Only one. I never should have turned down James Cameron's Avatar 2 offer for THIS."
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Taylor and Shannon agree to blow up Terra Nova with explosives, along with Josh and everybody else in the vicinity. But especially Josh.



I can dream, can't I?!
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Taylor: I'm sorry it had to end this way Jim.

Jim: YOU??? I had to answer the stupid job site offer on TV.com !!
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After learning of the impending cancellation, Jim and Taylor make a pact to feed all the writers to a ravenous pack of Velociraptors.
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Taylor: You can't seriously think you can win this??

Jim: You forget, all those years in prison, it's all we had.

Taylor: OK, thumb wrestle on 3....1....2....
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Jim: "I'm going to leave a message now for someone in the future to know that the whole going back to the past to save the future is a bad idea, that way this never happened"

Taylor: "Who can you trust to leave it for though?"

Jim: "Fox network"

Taylor: "Good luck"
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Taylor: Goodbye Jim, watch out for that tree behind you, don't turn around and run into it.

Jim: Thanks, I won't.

Taylor: Good, I love you.

Jim: What?

~FIN~
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Taylor: I know we're quite friendly now, but why are you hiding your crotch?
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Jim: Well Taylor, it's been fun.

Taylor: Yeah, it kind of reminded me of Avatar.

Jim: You mean with the strange wildlife, unfamiliar lands and being a military leader.

Taylor: No, I meant with all the cliches.
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Except that Avatar was FUN to watch.
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This SHOULD win.
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Taylor: That is one soft hand. What moisturiser are you using? Because I really need to change my skin care regimen, the sun out here is making me look so old.
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Taylor : farewell , i hope you find a better tv show than this shit ..

Jim : dont worry , i already got a part in Dexter next season .

Taylor : oh shit , that will be cancelled too .. dont do it damn it !
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Jim: "Lets make sure we don't end on a cliffhanger"

Taylor: "There is as much chance of that as someone remembering my first name"
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Taylor: Hit the gym, and you too can be in mediocre sci-fi epics well into your 50s.
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Pushing the envelope there Tim!!

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The mediocre not the age!!
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