Open Caption: Alcatraz

242 years ago today, blood was spilled in the streets of Boston. Fun fact, right? Too soon to ask you guys to put a caption on an artist's rendering of the Boston Massacre? Thought so. Here are the winners from Friday's contest:


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From Geek_Queen:

Damien: "What do you mean this isn't Michael Westen's loft?"


From mksystem74:

Damien: "Josh Holloway... eat your heart out!"


From Mate:

Damien: "What's that smell?"


Today's Image: Alcatraz

Tonight's episode, "Ames Brothers/Sonny Burnett," is a two-hour event. You read that right. And it's said to be the most thrilling, action-packed couple of episodes to date. The suspense kicks off after two of Alcatraz's most violent brothers return to the island, followed by notorious Sonny Burnett, a man who turned more violent with each passing day back when he was held prisoner. In the still below, Rebecca (Sarah Jones) runs into former Officer Donovan (Frank Whaley) who's suspiciously posing as a park ranger. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Wow... that trick with deer's and lights works with Park Rangers too!
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I've just been wandering around aimlessly after hearing the news. Terra Nova got cancelled.
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Sarah: "Dude, seriously... The Cell 2?"
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Freeze! I have a flashlight and i'm not afraid to use it!
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Donovan: "I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you pesky kids."
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Sarah: "You're looking for the Parks and Recreation set? Boy, are you lost!"
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Donovan: "I knew I should've hid in the woods instead. They say, "you can't see the forest ranger through the trees"."
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Rebecca: What ain't no country I ever heard of?

Donovan: But we have real police there.

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Donovan: "Rippleeeeeey?!"
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Rebecca: "I'm just gonna point this light at your stomach -- stage lighting will keep your face just about as bright."
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Donovan: "I think I just sharted!!!"
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Rebecca: "Are you my daddy?"
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Rebecca: "No, don't tell me who took the men and how, it's not the series finale yet."
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you lost weight hurley
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Rebecca: Why are you dressed like that greasy guy on the Arby's commercials?
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"Seriously, that's what you're wearing? The future is bleak"
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"Freeze! or I will point my gun in you general direction and not shoot you"
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"Excuse me, sir. Have you seen Nicolas Cage? He and I were supposed to be disarming rockets."
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Announcer: "And now, Dancing With The Stars...Twilight!!"



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Sir, you realize this Target is closed right?
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I've only got a few more moments to stare before she shines the flashlight in my face and finds out what I'm look at.
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Please stop shining your 6 thousand watt flashlight at me.
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Sarah : you look a lot like Andy Dufresne !

Donovan : no ma'am , i've never been in Shawshank Prison !

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Damm those tech guys said this was an xray torch!!!
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Donovan: Those shoes are soooooo last season.
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"Now, dance for me little man. DANCE!"
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Rebecca: Hey buddy, my face is up here
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Holy shit you only have 3 fingers!
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I think I can see your nipples through that shirt
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Donovan: What are you in for? Setting light to the city with your body?

Rebecca: Worst. Pick-up line. Ever.
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Tag, you're it.
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Rebecca: Ranger Smith??

Donovan: Well, it ain't Boo-Boo!!
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Let's make shadow puppets!
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E.T. phone home
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