Open Caption: American Horror Story

Gather round! Gather round! Cue the trumpet! Here are the winners from yesterday's contest:

From Soundchekz:
Guy: "Hi, I'm a Mac!"
Jess: "Hi, I'm a PC."
Guy: "You look more like a turkey to me!"

From JamesButko:
Jess: This play is going to be a turkey.
Justin: Oh my gourd, did you really just make that pun?

From Nadjazz:
McTurkey replaces the McChicken just for Thanksgiving! Now available at a McDonald's near you!


Today's Image: American Horror Story
Well, you wouldn't be getting your eight hours of sleep either if you lived in that house. Poor Viv, at least brush your hair. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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The makeup department of Friday Night Lights would never have allowed this.
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CB: Arrested???!! The one night I try and go home after shooting early, I get stopped for "Ugly in Hollywood!!"
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Police 1: I'd totally hit that.

Police 2: Me too.

Viv: Sometimes I just a random serial killer in the front door of my house.
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Viv: "If Herman Cain thinks he's getting away with this, he's got another thing coming!!!"
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Cop: You look like hell. You should leave the Friday night partying to the teenagers.

Viv: I wasn't par -- wait, are you saying I should take Friday Night Light...ly?
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Viv: No more threesomes
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Vivian: I should've had a V8
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Left Cop: Yeahh, I wouldn't mind hitting that.

Right Cop: Ugh bro, she eats-

Vivian: braaaAAAAAaaiiins!
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Connie Britton, usually playing Vivien Harmon, takes on a double role in this week's AHS: she also plays a lifeless, zombie looking ghoul with a haunting stare and waxlike skin.
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Viv "Did I leave the stove on?"

Cop on left "Man this woman has a nice butt"
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Occupy Murder House
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Haha good one
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There have been a lot of liberties taken to the 2011 remake of The Green Mile.
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Viv - I don't suppose you want to buy the house?

Policeman 1 - We're here to arrest you, is this really the time for that...

Policeman 2 - *whispers* I'll call you later
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Policeman - Look on the bright side, being arrested is alot better than dying...
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Viv: Policemen too?!?! Who DIDN'T die in this house?!?!
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This week on AHS: Viv does her best Lindsay Lohan impression.
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