Open Caption: American Horror Story

Gather round! Gather round! Cue the trumpet! Here are the winners from yesterday's contest:

From Soundchekz:
Guy: "Hi, I'm a Mac!"
Jess: "Hi, I'm a PC."
Guy: "You look more like a turkey to me!"

From JamesButko:
Jess: This play is going to be a turkey.
Justin: Oh my gourd, did you really just make that pun?

From Nadjazz:
McTurkey replaces the McChicken just for Thanksgiving! Now available at a McDonald's near you!


Today's Image: American Horror Story
Well, you wouldn't be getting your eight hours of sleep either if you lived in that house. Poor Viv, at least brush your hair. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Nov 18, 2011
The makeup department of Friday Night Lights would never have allowed this.
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Nov 17, 2011
CB: Arrested???!! The one night I try and go home after shooting early, I get stopped for "Ugly in Hollywood!!"
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Nov 17, 2011
Police 1: I'd totally hit that.

Police 2: Me too.

Viv: Sometimes I just a random serial killer in the front door of my house.
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Nov 17, 2011
Viv: "If Herman Cain thinks he's getting away with this, he's got another thing coming!!!"
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Nov 17, 2011
Cop: You look like hell. You should leave the Friday night partying to the teenagers.

Viv: I wasn't par -- wait, are you saying I should take Friday Night Light...ly?
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Nov 17, 2011
Viv: No more threesomes
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Nov 17, 2011
Vivian: I should've had a V8
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Nov 17, 2011
Left Cop: Yeahh, I wouldn't mind hitting that.

Right Cop: Ugh bro, she eats-

Vivian: braaaAAAAAaaiiins!
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Nov 17, 2011
Connie Britton, usually playing Vivien Harmon, takes on a double role in this week's AHS: she also plays a lifeless, zombie looking ghoul with a haunting stare and waxlike skin.
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Nov 17, 2011
Viv "Did I leave the stove on?"

Cop on left "Man this woman has a nice butt"
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Nov 17, 2011
Occupy Murder House
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Nov 17, 2011
Haha good one
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Nov 17, 2011
There have been a lot of liberties taken to the 2011 remake of The Green Mile.
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Nov 17, 2011
Viv - I don't suppose you want to buy the house?

Policeman 1 - We're here to arrest you, is this really the time for that...

Policeman 2 - *whispers* I'll call you later
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Nov 17, 2011
Policeman - Look on the bright side, being arrested is alot better than dying...
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Nov 17, 2011
Viv: Policemen too?!?! Who DIDN'T die in this house?!?!
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Nov 17, 2011
This week on AHS: Viv does her best Lindsay Lohan impression.
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