Open Caption: Anger Management

Oh Em Gee. It's the day we've been waiting for our whole lives—the day we get to put words into Charlie Sheen's mouth that are even more ludicrous than his own. Let's take a moment of silence before we begin. And first, here are your winners from yesterday's contest:


From heartzkidnapper:

"I like to move it, move it
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We like to move it!"


From qbe_64:

"In an affirmation that the system works, Filipino prisoners use their skills they developed behind bars to find gainful employment once they have been released."


From jaynashvil:
"These Brady Bunch reunion shows are getting pretty sad. Peter still looks good, though."



Today's Image: Anger Management

The moment has arrived. I hope you've all come prepared with your Tiger blood. In tonight's episode, Charlie (played by Charlie) gets sent to anger management therapy after getting into it with his ex-wife's new man. Ironically, a woman from his past shows up in his group therapy sessions. Much to his enjoyment/dismay? We'll have to see! In the still below, Charlie and Mel (Kerri Kenney of Reno 911)—who is perhaps this woman from his past?—share some pasta, Lady and the Tramp style. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Charlie: If you think this is good ,wait till you see what I can do with the meatballs.
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Charlie: My last job I had gave me plenty of suction power,I can do this better then a Dyson.
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Charlie: Weaning!

Mel: Don't you mean "Winning?"

Charlie: No, I literally use pasta to Wean off of cocaine.
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Charlie: "I meant something completely different but this is fun too."
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Ok, Big name Star, Check

Ironic premise, Check

Pandering to the Disney Baby Boomers, Double Check
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Tug of war : Food Edition !
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Mel: "This piece of spaghetti has more talent, charisma, class and intelligence than you Charlie, you're a disgrace to your family and a shame to the wonderful Martin Sheen."
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Mel: Hmmm... Charlie? Did you soak this spaghetti in alcohol and, uh, cocaine?
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Charlie: Bitch, I will cut you! Give me the noodle!

Mel: What was the name of this show again?
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in charlie's mind : i wonder if she would scream , if i put in a closet
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in charlies mind : if Conan managed to transit from a big late night show to less attractive show ..

i think i can manage to be with less attractive women ..... oh no ! she have big nose !
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"... and hilarity ensued."
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Lady and the Tramp - Part Deux.
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Mel(thinking): If he is getting closer with this stupid face , i'm going to stab him with my fork!
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Charlie : "I'm even better at snorting this stuff"
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so, i was hoping we both could play the Tramp....
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charlie : this is the first time i see a girl suck on something ..

i usually dont pay attention to details when it comes to sucking !
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Mel: "Where on earth did you FIND a noodle this long?"

Charlie: "Oh, this is nothing. I've got another one right here..."
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Charlie: "The closer I get to your face, the more it looks like a meat ball. Also, I'm pretty high on bath salts."
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Crazy-eyes staring contest!
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previously on two and a half men ............. without the troll , the maid and the fat kid
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Charlie : you can have my balls , if you let me eat the meat balls ..
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Mel (thinking): Really? Plain spaghetti? He is sooo not getting any...unless he keeps looking at me like that!

Charlie (thinking): I'm getting lucky! I knew the intense stare would work!
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This is going to get 100 episodes?! I don't want to live here anymore...
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"Keep tight hold of the spaghetti before Ashton Kutcher steals it"
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"Last time i did this, i kicked myself in the face so be careful" (hot shots 2 haha had to do it)
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Charlie; Am I Lady or the Tramp. Damn, I am so tripping balls right now.
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Winning
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