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Open Caption: Animal Practice

It's Friday! Finally an appropriate time to sing the "Friday" song, but now that I can sing it, I kind of don't want to. Huh, weird. Anyway, here are the winners from yesterday's contest. Loved the turn-out!


From Homerman92:

Louis: "All I'm saying is Fox was right to cancel Firefly."
Jessica: "What did you just say!?"
Louis: "Please don't kill me."


From DavidJackson8:

Louis: "You just got LITT UP!"
Jessica: "What did you just say to me?"
Louis: "Uhhhhhhh..."


From docspector:

Jessica: "Tell me one more time how Fox was right to cancel Firefly..."



Today's Image: Animal Practice

I think I have to love this show because it stars Andy from Weeds (Justin Kirk), and I love Andy from Weeds. This Sunday at 10:30pm, directly after the Olympics Closing Ceremony, NBC will air a sneak peek of this new comedy where Kirk plays an animal-loving, people-hating veterinarian named George Coleman. In the still below, Dr. Coleman has something to say to his assistant, Dorothy (Joanna Garcia Swisher) while some dog who's probably named Fluffy undergoes surgery. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!



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"Try to chew next time"
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"Look you can totaly see Lassie on this"

"ooohhhhh"
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" Do you remember where this goes?"

"WHATTT!!!"

"(hahaha) Just kidding its not even from this dog"
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"Theres always that extra pice when you put it back together"
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I saw Mark Hamill do this in a movie once....I cut it open, now you climb inside!
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Grey's Anatomy: Animal Hospital. The patients may be different but the doctors still chatter about their inane personal problems during complex surgeries.
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Coleman: We've been tracking this dog for months... a drug sniffer gone bad, and as you can see, the condom broke while inside him. Drugs don't pay, Dorothy!
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Dorothy: Doh! You found my lost lollipop! 10-second rule! It's still good!
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Coleman: Okay, Dorothy... this is the last time I tell you... STOP feeding the animals in the lobby with your retainer in your hands!
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Will you finally believe that this is how they make Chinese food from that take out place you love?
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This dog's sexual life is on my hand right now !
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George: The owner only want's dogs, that's why we remove the bitch testicle.
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After cutting open the Chinese Shih Tzu, the doctors discovered the cause of its problems to be a fortune lodged inside it.
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Spleeeeeeeen!
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Dr. Coleman: Dorothy, I shouldn't be letting you assist on this one, you're too emotionally involved.



Dorothy: Do you think I could just stand idly by while my Toto undergoes a life altering operation?



Dr. Coleman: I still don't understand how you talked me into giving this dog a breast augmentation.
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Kirk: On Weeds, I probably would've used this as part of a bong.

Garcia: A dog's heart?

Kirk: What? Euw, no. I mean't the surgical clamp.
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Coleman; You see this. Do you see it?



Dorothy; Yes.



Coleman; This is what hotdogs are made of.



Dorothy; ew

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Dr. Coleman: "We're about to perform the world's first heart transplant on a dog, and you got this?"

Dorothy: "What's the problem?"

Dr. Coleman: "This heart is from a cat!"
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See this dog heart? That dog has about as much chance of living without this organ as our show does on NBC.
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Dorothy: That's not fair! You can't hold up a dog's testicles in the middle of a staring contest!
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Dr: Tell Mr Trump we've found a matching donor!
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Is this walking dead's medical spinoff?
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Dead Walkies
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Barking Dead?
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Dr: "Trapped in a basement, forced to stand on two legs, fed nothing but beer and pot. This dog Wilfred never stood a chance."
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5 bucks if you eat this!
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Dr. Coleman: THIS is how likely our show stays on the air.
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See? This silicon implant WAS leaking. I told you boob jobs for pets was a bad idea.
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Dorothy: I know what you do is impressive, my parents are really upset that I'm not an actual doctor too.
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Dr: "Do you feel the whole Daphne-Fred vibe we've got going on here?"

Dorothy: "Runh-uh Roctor"
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Are you really going to take his manhood away....

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Dorothy: Sorry NO, the only thing getting SUCTION, will be the dog.
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"50 dollars says I can do this blindfolded"

"I don't know. Remember last time when you killed that cat?"
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