Open Caption: Awkward.

My sincerest apologies for standing you all up yesterday. I was kidnapped had some very important TV business to attend to, and it pulled me away from Open Captions for the day. Thanks for understanding! Because, you know, I assume you understand. And hey, it gave you extra time to think about your caption suggestions—did you use it? It sure looks like it! Here are the winners from Tuesday's contest:


From Europass:

Neal: "Look, I painted Peter and Elizabeth's tiny faces on the marbles! So, realistically, it's like we are all together again!"
Mozzie: "I missed you, Mrs. Suit!"


From isakura:

Mozzie: "Candyland just isn't as fun to play without the board."
Neal: "Stop complaining or we'll see how much you like imaginary Monopoly."


From DavidJackson8:
Garson: "Oh, I saw Magic Mike over the weekend."
Bomer: "What'd you think?"
Garson: "Meh. I already knew you were gay."



Today's Image: Awkward.

You know, it's really tough to get photos for MTV shows in advance. They're not so great about posting them. But I got one. I did it for you. Because I care! Tonight's Awkward episode, "Three's a Crowd," is about Jenna's attempt to ignore Matty's clingy behavior. In the still below, Jenna complains to Tamara about her weirdo love triangle/third-wheel sitch between her, Matty, and Jake. But instead of soaking it all in, Tamara decides to give her the brutal word that she's the one reaching "saran wrap" status with Jake. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!



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Tamara: Oh my gosh, Jenna! Just do like Michonne! You can then keep BOTH of them at your beck and call. No arms? PERFECT! No more clinging, right? No mouths? PERFECT! No listening to them blather on or beg for sex. And as to that --"
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Tamara: Stop calling me "ta-MA-ra"! It's "ta-ma-ra" even stress on all syllables, like the Japanese name -- why do you think I've decided to become a power ranger?
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Jenna: They may not be the smartest two men in the world but I think they can find your boobs without you spelling it out, Tamara.
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Jenna: I don't think the scarlet letter was a 'B', Tamara. Get your life, and your spelling, in order!
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Tamara: Its for the Boylimpics.

Jenna: Boylimpics?

Tamara: White stripe is Matty

Jenna: Yellow stripe is Jake, i'm guessing?

Tamara: yellow stripe is my love of cheese. Blue sequin stripe is Jake

Jenna: What?

Tamara: I'm also going to be in Avengers 2.
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Jenna "So...Kirk...held...his ...hands...and ...talked ...like ...this."

Tamara: "Then the blue women would just sleep with him?"

Jenna: "Totally"
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Jenna: My mother's a Mean Girl, everyone thinks I tried to kill myself, I had a secret relationship with Matty and I still don't know who to choose.... Matty or Jake.



Tamara: Don't talk to me about problems. Just look at what i'm wearing.
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"What's your take on lunch??"
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Jenna: Wow, I'm on MTV and I'm not drunk, naked, or on drugs

Tamara: Being drunk, naked and on drugs sounds a lot better than wearing this stupid costume!
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Where'd Lilli go? We've been waiting for her Bachelorette recaps. :( Now I see she's off the roster. Did she get fired? Resign? Miss...
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Lily Sparks? According to Price (who has yet to lie to me.....that I know of), she's on her honeymoon for the next few weeks (insert obligatory *Awe!!!!* here). But she is still a part of this site! Her name is still on the "writers" list! :-)
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Awe! Never mind. Bachelorette recaps can wait, then :)
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Jenna : in my stupid friend defense , she is wearing that costume to proof she is a SUPER BITCH ..

Tamara : awhhh ! this is the most sweet thing you said about me !!!
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Look at me. I'm like Vicki from Small Wonder!
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If I pretend to be a mannequin maybe the freak in the unitard will leave me alone.
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Jenna: "You and Jake? As soon as I saw you coming out of Apartment 23, I knew I shouldn't trust you!"
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Tamara: Okay, okay. I'm sorry I said you should be less emotional. You can stop doing The Robot now.
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Jenna: And this is how you do the awkward robot
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Tamara: You want my advice: you should --

Jenna: No. I can't take anything you say seriously while you're wearing that.
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Tamara: Will you hurry it along, Jenna. Will Wheaton needs his costume back for the Star Trek convention.
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Jenna: "Tara, I don't care how strongly you push for it. Our school is never going to have a rhythmic bowling team."
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Jenna: OK, what's up with the bodysuit?"

Tamara: "I thought I'd express my message to you through dance."
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"Look! to wear a female superhero outfit you must have to have tits this big!!"
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Tamara: "With you juggling Matt and Jake, I thought you deserve the scarlet A. I'm not yet at your level, so I have to settle for a B."
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Jenna : This Love triangle is so ...complicated ...it is like ...

Tamara : The Vampire Diaries -Love Triangle- ?!

Jenna : nah , it is weird like ....

Tamara : True Blood -Love Triangle-?!
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Jenna: "I get it, you're the Robin to my Batman, but that costume is just overkill."
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