Open Caption: Boardwalk Empire's Season 3 Premiere

Well, as you may have noticed, there was no Open Caption contest yesterday. Sadly (but also excitingly) I was called away last minute to attend a TOP SECRET set visit. It wasn't that top secret, actually, you'll find out about it soon enough. But the point is that I didn't have time to dedicate to Open Caption, so I apologize. But here are the winners from Wednesday's contest:


From ViridianDynamic:

"Someday you, too, will have a carefully groomed "barely there" beard."


From JT_Kirk:

"Aww, looook, you're daddy's little career-ender, yes you are, yes you are."


From shre123:

Gary: "Aww, he has your eyes..."
Chris: "And you have some of his puke... on your chin."


Today's Image: Boardwalk Empire

I really wanted to pay homage to the Weeds series finale this weekend, but Showtime hasn't posted any episode stills from the finale. For shame! I get very disappointed when that happens. But hey, Boardwalk Empire ain't too shabby! And HBO stepped up to the plate with episode stills! The Season 3 premiere airs this weekend, so set those DVRs. In the still below, which is from the premiere, creepy ol' mama Darmody (Gillian Darmody to be exact) stands watch over two-faced Richard Harrow, who is politely helping little Tommy Darmody do whatever he's doing with that pencil. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!



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Richard: Tommy, *clears throat* I know you're still upset. We all are *clears throat again*. But he's gone. James Darmody is gone.



Tommy: They wrote him out. I can write him back in.



Gillian: Tommy...



Richard: It doesn't *clears throat* work *clears throat* like that *clears throat*.



Tommy: Trust me. It doesn't work without him.
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Tommy: And this... is how you forge a signature!

Creeper: I see!

She Who Watches: Aren't you just mommy's darling little thief.
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It would be funny if this one won the contest.
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you're making me look too much like the monopoly guy!!!
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Dear Santa, for Christmas I would like to be adopted by a normal family.
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Tommy: I don't know! The pictures just come into my head from somewhere. This one is a horror program about people living in some place called 'Jersey', and that's the monster having her baby.
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Tommy: And this is the time I saw Grandma and Papa doing it on the couch with his hands all tied up!
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Gillian: Ummm... Richard? If you hate his work so much, sit to his right and 'watch' from the side!
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Richard: (in hushed tones) Well, Tommy, grandma's not HERE right now, so you best do as I say, and I say I want it done in crayon this time!
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Gillian: "Is he writing 'murder' backwards again?
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Gillian: This was MC Escher's coloring room as well, Tommy.
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Gillian: What's he drawing, Richard?

Richard: Some woman topless at the beach... he's written Kate something at the bottom but his writing's too crappy to read the last name.
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Richard: Kid, I told you to draw me with my WHOLE face, not as is!
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"I shall not bed Gillian.

I shall not bed Gillian.

I shall not bed Gillian..."
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Yes Tommy, it doesn't matter what you draw, I'll shoot it or mommy will errr, love it? Yeah that's right she'll loooove it.
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Richard: 'Your joined up writing is going so well, what is it?'

Tommy: 'Yours and grans suicide note explaining how you poisoned your own soup and left all of your estate to me.''
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Richard: 'I promise you, your gran is not a vampire'

Tommy: 'Then why can't she get through the doorway without being invited'

Gillian: 'Actually, I just suck at biology'
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"Why so serious?"
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Richard: "Do your homework NOW, or I'll take off my mask again!"

Tommy: (gulp!) "YES SIR!"
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Richard: You're a regular Andy Warhol. You going to post that on Facebook?



Director: CUT!! Goddamn it Jack, we're in the 20's!! Context!



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Richard: "Now remember, this is going to be the fake label for the alcohol, so be sure it's nice and innocent."
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Gilian: Think he's too young to get drunk and have sex with yet?
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Gillian : Tommy , What are you doing ?

Richard : Be Quiet, Woman ! he is trying to write a good caption for this show ..

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*Looks at drawing*

"She's got a bigger rack than that, son"
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Tommy: Richard, are you sleeping with my grandma?

Richard: Uhm...son, I'm a ghost. You're seeing dead people.
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