Open Caption: Bones

You guys really made it tough for me this morning. So many good captions, so few open spaces in the winner's circle! But I love a good challenge, and reading through all your submissions kept reminding me how much I enjoyed last night's Game of Thrones premiere. Too much fun. And now, back to work! Here are the winning captions from Friday's contest:


From shre123:

Cersei: "You stand as tall as I sit, brother. Unfortunate that you do not have Jamie's prominence."
Tyrion: "Yes, you do seem to have more of our brother in you these days, dear sister."


From FringeFanatic:

Cersei: "That is an interesting pin you're wearing, brother. I imagine it must be bigger than that little prick of yours."
Tyrion: "Speaking of little pricks, dear sister. How is King Joffrey faring these days?"


From Dovahkiin:

Cersei: "See! Now that's how a king wields a sword. I told you Joffrey would win."
Tyrion: "Yes! Yes! But did you have to test him against the blind, legless Jester?"



Today's Image: Bones

Season 7 has returned—and now that both Deschanel sisters are back on Fox all is right with the world. Also, Brennan is, like, super preggers. In tonight's episode, "The Prisoner in the Pipe," Booth and Brennan investigate a prisoner's remains, which were found in a sewer pipe. But all signs seem to suggest the convict wasn't killed in the sewer. Meanwhile, Booth asks Brennan to take it easy, because apparently it's not healthy for baby-mamas to handle germy bones. Go figure. In the still below, the parents-to-be visit a prison cafeteria where the inmates prefer to eat off the floors, and Bones looks like she's about to burst. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Bones: "We should swing by and see Zack while we're here."

Booth: "Bones, really? We're on a case, right now."

Bones: "Yes, but we're in the neighborhood."
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Bones: "Booth, do you know who these people are? They're the '63s from Alcatraz."



Booth: "Crap, we wandered into the wrong show."
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Bones: Booth, you cannot shoot everyone who calls me big mama.
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Bones: You are NEVER playing Simon Says with our child!

Booth: Why?

Bones: What's in your right hand?

Botth My gun, Why? Ohhh
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Bones : help me ! someone just bit my feet

Booth : maybe he though your are really bones !

Prisoner : Woof ! WOOF !
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Bones: "Oooh, I love prison flash mobs!"

Booth: "Meh, I can't stand Rihanna's Man Down"
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Bones : shhh...it !After 7 seasons of catching murderers , now im going to deliver my baby between them!
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Booth: No no! Look, I don't care that they're all evidence we are NOT taking all of them back to the lab!
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Bones: Why did all of these prisoners suddenly start expressing symptoms to some obscure disease that not even the best doctors can diagnose?

Booth: This is House's old time slot. Some things weren't able to make the transition in time.
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Booth: You didn't have to punch ALL of them out and steal their lunches. We could have just stopped at Wong Foo's on the way home!



Bones: Oooooh look! A pudding cup!
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Planking is so yesterday...
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Bones: "Booth! You're way too trigger-happy! Just because they were dressed like clowns, didn't mean you had to take them all out."
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Bones: frrrrrt

Booth: Talk about silent but deadly, the smell nearly knocked out everyone in the room
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Bones: Booth, Booth, who's my favorite Star Trek character?

Booth: I hate this game, and you told me before... Bones.
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Bones: What are they doing Booth?



Booth: The just got first two Flashforward episodes on netflix, they're playing blackout.



Bones: Poor guys, they're going to be so dissapointed with the rest of the season.
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I've heard of birthing someone destined for prison but this is ridiculous.
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Brennan: "Oh, that reminds me, when the baby comes, we have to make sure we take him to the pumpkin patch like my father used to take us when Russ and I were kids!!"
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Bones: My water just broke

Booth: Tell that to the bloke your standing over
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Booth: "Honey, I don't know how to tell you this, but I forgot to DVR Game of Thrones last night."



Bones: "You just forfeited all your baby name privileges, buster!"
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I thought you were better than that FF, going for the easy crowd pleaser by mentioning Game of Thrones. You didn't even address the sea of orange jumpsuits lying down behind them. Tsk, tsk.
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Ouch! .... Wait, why would you think I'm better than that? I never have any actual insightful comments or captions. They're all just flashy crowd pleasers. I wantonly use cap locks and exclamation points to get attention. I think it derives from childhood neglect. That's what my therapist tells me anyway.



Still though, that hurts, dude.
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Like a physcopathic overbearing mother, I'm just trying to get you to realize your potential. Think of this as me ripping out your secret lovers heart in front of you. The two are essentially the same thing.



P.S. We should totally start a cross article Easter-egg like conversation. Internet people love overly complicated time wasters. We'll be famous!, like that sneezing panda or dramatic squirrel. They must be millionaires by now.
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Hey, you kids quit fighting!!

Don't make me turn this car around.
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Bones: Shhhhhh...don't wake them up. They're so cute when they're asleep!
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