Welcome to this week's edition of Open Caption! Last week we posted a shot of 30 Rock's Tracy Jordan chatting with Matt Lauer on The Today Show (which took place within the confines of 30 Rock's 100th episode). Somebody bring these entries some ham!
...From BenFarstrider
"Will someone please find Mr. Jordan and tell him for the last time we will not conduct an interview with his wax double regardless of how animated it is posed!"
....From Maccsa
"I dont know! I'm an illiterate! Illiterate!!"
...From Geek_Queen
"Jordan: "...And there he was, Ronald McDonald, giving me the shoes right off his feet!""
...From Soundcheckz
"Tracy: I don't know what to tell you, Matt, I just backed up my car and—poof—your car just came out of nowhere. I hope you have insurance on that...cause I don't."
...From Arch_Angel88
"Matt, for the last time, I was joking when I said I was Oprah's illegitimate child"
Next up: This week on Bones, Booth (David Boreanaz) and Hodgins (T.J. Thyne) will apparently be digging through a whole lotta dirt. Post your best caption idea in the comments!
Booth: Hey look its the onsite gardener. Boy are you in trouble now...
Booth: Keep doing your work Hodgins. I pretend like I am not with you for this dirty work.
"Lumbricus rubellus - the common earthworm. Want to hold him, Booth?"
"You're kidding, right?"
Booth to Hodgins: I'm in the FBI, I'm not here to check PH levels, Sheeesh!
Booth to Hodgins....."my turn before she gets out of the shower"
Hodgins: Look Booth, it's Bones! Not Dr. Brennan, the one I'm holding.
Hodgins: Hey! Booth discovered a vital clue! There's dirt in the flower bed. Good for you Booth.
Hodgins: Oh Sorry idid you want to get in with the body, Dr. Brennan, or with Booth?
Annoucer: "Today on "Victory Garden" we learn how to plant perennials and that two-timing jerk who slept with the babysitter."
Hodgins: "C'mon, Booth, I'll let you be Angel this time." Booth: "I cannot believe you brought your Buffy action figures with you to a crime scene."
Hodgins: Wow man this glasses has magic powers, I see naked people everywhereBooth: That is not your glasses I can see them too *smiles goofy*
Booth: Bikini models don't go for a guy in a jump suit who digs in dirt, Hodgins.Hodgins: I'm married to a hot woman, G-man. Even if I wasn't, I'm rich. Money trumps eccentricities. Booth: (ruefully) I dislike you.
Hodgins: I love these binoculars I can see everything. Booth: What's that? I am too busy adoring my beautiful Bones.
Cut that out. She's knocked up, you know...
"Yeah I know, it's the smallest cellphone they make. The chicks are going to dig it."
"Now I want you to implant that embryo in Deschanel and then "The Tonight Show with David Boreanaz" will be a reality in no time."
Dude , We Digged Too Much , It 's a Waste , Let's Kill Somebody And Burry It
Did you see how that squirrel exploded?! I told you my pop-rocks and coke cocktail hidden in an acorn would make for splendiforous gore!
Hodgins- " Look at that beautiful specimen right there" (Referring to the tiny insect he's observing through his binoculars). Booth-"You got that right, that girl's smokin"
Hodgins- "Here ya go Boothy I dug up an especially rare a microscopic fruber worm for you this here flower bed. It's extremely tasty with a pinch a sugar, promise" Aachooo!!!!"Whoops darn it to hell!"Booth- 'I have no idea what you a nattering on about ' *poses hand on hip* but are you looking at my new belt buckle...Bones! Oi! Bonesy!...look, look you like? I was thinking of you when i chose it.
...and then your part of the secret handshake goes like this... ARE YOU EVEN PAYING ATTENTION?... and you go...
I'm telling you, you have to bury them facedown with a wooden stake through the heart. Whoever buried this guy with a stake through his groin didn't know what he was doing...
What do you mean, you don't want to get your hands dirty?
Hodgins: I know our job is to catch dirtbags, I just didn't think it would be this literal.
Justin Timberlake and Nick Lachey finally set aside their boy band differences and join forces to fight crime!
This is not my post. I would just like to tell Vidsignup to suck it, I won this round. Just joking man, your hilarious captions win basically every week so anytime I don't see one of your entries selected is surprising.
Hodgins: Check out these awesome binoculars. I can see Brennan's butt from across the park with these.
Booth: Yeah, you don't want to go there buddy. I'm standing right here.
King of the Flower Bed!!