Welcome to this week's edition of Open Caption! Last week we posted a shot of 30 Rock's Tracy Jordan chatting with Matt Lauer on The Today Show (which took place within the confines of 30 Rock's 100th episode). Somebody bring these entries some ham!
"Will someone please find Mr. Jordan and tell him for the last time we will not conduct an interview with his wax double regardless of how animated it is posed!"
"I dont know! I'm an illiterate! Illiterate!!"
"Tracy: I don't know what to tell you, Matt, I just backed up my car and—poof—your car just came out of nowhere. I hope you have insurance on that...cause I don't."
"Matt, for the last time, I was joking when I said I was Oprah's illegitimate child"