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Open Caption: Breaking In's Season 2 Premiere

If I were in prison —and I'm not, so let's not get judgmental— I'd hope, if nothing else, that all of the security guards would have a penchant for shadow puppets so they could put on weekly shows for me and all my cell buddies. It sounds far-fetched, but is it? Is it, really? Here are the winners from yesterday's contest:


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From osdawaya16:

Officer Donovan: "Let's make shadow puppets!"


From CurlyMC:

Rebecca: "Sir, you realize this Target is closed, right?"


From TheMirayShow:

Officer Donovan: "Seriously, that's what you're wearing? The future is bleak."


Today's Image: Breaking In

Remember when we thought this show was canceled? Well, it's back! Such is the power of Christian Slater! Or maybe it's the power of Megan Mullally? Whoever it was, somebody was doing some hard lobbying to get this show back on the air, and for that, I kind of hope it succeeds this time! Follow your dreams, person-who-convinced-Fox-to-bring-it-back! In the still below, Oz (Slater, aka: Our favorite actor of all time) introduces Vanessa (Mullally, aka: Our favorite actress of all time—though this time I'm being slightly more serious) to the rest of the team at Contra Security. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Here, we see Christian and Megan practicing their "Jell-O Pudding Faces" for the product placement portion of the episode.
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Cam (off camera): "Oz, where's Josh?"

Oz: "Right here."

Vanessa/Josh: "Surprise! They don't call me the master of disguise for nothing."
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Mullally: Attention! Christian Slater would like to announce that he LOVES the yogurt that Jamie Lee Curtis uses to poop!

Slater: It's true.
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Mullally: "I'm standing next to Christian Slater on a show that made it to a second season!"

Slater: "I can hardly believe it myself!"

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Oz: I can still HEAR what you're saying about me, you know.
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Vanessa:Can somebody get Mr. Smiley here the antidote? I accidently shot him in the ass with the tranq dart!!
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I want a yogurt too!!!!!
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Oz - I don't know what it is, but this yogurt is AMAZING!

Vanessa - It's cocaine!
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Vanessa: Greetings and salutations...
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Oz- She said she could get me on Parks & Rec.!

Vanessa- *whispering* I lied!
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Oz: Wow, this yoghurt is really good for my bowl movement!

Vanessa (whispering): That's because I put laxatives in it.
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Oz: I can feel the priobiotics.



Vanessa: COULD YOU PASS ME THE LAST DANISH?
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Karen: And this is how I motorboat my bestie, Grace: brbrbrbrbrbrbrb!

(To Oz) Honey, I don't remember your name so I'm just gonna call you New Jack from now on, okay? Great! Now be a good little poodle and make me a scotch, 'cause it's almost noon and momma needs her breakfast!
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Oz: "She's here. We need her. If you don't like it, then leave, but be warned if you come back, I've got this awesome new crossbow that I've been dying to try out."
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Slater, thinking: "In your face, Terra Nova!"
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Slater : thanks to her , we got a second season !

Megan Mullally : yes , and i was using my hands like this !

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