Open Caption: Breakout Kings' Season Premiere

It's Open Caption time! Not a bad way to kick off the weekend, if I do say so myself. Here are the winners from yesterday's contest:


From shre123:

Michael: "Oh, god. They took my Unicorn diary."


ToddMurray:

"Michael contemplates a third, even sadder reality, where his son's bedroom is pink with polka dots."


kickdoor:

"What did I need to pick up at the store? Oh right, Pepto-bismol. Yeah, definitely gonna need some Pepto."


Today's Image: Breakout Kings

"Ask, and you shall receive." ...Unless multiple people are asking for the same thing, then the odds aren't really in your favor. But thankfully for darktip, the only one who requested a show for today's contest, the phrase rings true. We're breathing life into A&E;'s Breakout Kings today, the series about a group of US Marshals who recruit the most dangerous criminals to help hunt down fugitives. Sunday night's season premiere (at 10/9c) will include a whole new cast of fugitives, and word on the street is that one King (aka Law Enforcement Agent) is going to fall this season. Who will it be?! The still below features the first fugitive the crew is after, Damien Fontleroy (Jason Behr, from Roswell), a legitimate psychopath-turned-serial killer with a serious vendetta against Lloyd (Jimmi Simpson). Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

As always, you can check out all of our recent winners on TV.com's Open Caption Pinterest Board.

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Jason (muttering under breath): Heigl had Grey's, Fehr was on csi, Revenge for Nick, Shiri had life unexpected, Emilie got Lost and all I can book is generic psychopath on an A&E show.
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Damien: "What do you mean this isn't Michael Westen's loft?""
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I hate to complain C.K. but your frames are a little stark. The jokes flow a lot easier when you give us some interaction in the frame.
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Wait, I could have sworn I parked my UFO right over there!?!
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Damien; I could sure use a tall glass of tabasco.
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Damien : i am telling you , i am not an alien !

Lloyd : then why are you holing a probing device ?

Damien : what are you talking about this is a gun , to shoot people ..

Lloyd : Ooh , my bad , i guess i was using it the wrong way
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I can't believe they gave me a real gun! Time to play some real life Duck Hunt!
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I'm squinting, cos that's what psychopaths do.
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The man in the surveillance image was caught stealing food at the set of Breakout Kings. He claimed to be an actor, but was recognized by no one. He was later identified as Jason Behr, which still didn't lead to anyone recognizing him.
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*Not knowing that he is holding a real gun and not a prop, Jason shoots it at Jimmi and sees him fall dramatically*

Jason: Whoa. That is some great acting, dude.
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Michael Bitten finally comes face-to-face with The Pink Flamingo.
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Jason contemplates breaking back into prison when it suddenly dawns on him that he is missing Taco Tuesday in the mess hall...
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Damien: Did anyone else see that cheerleader run into that burning train?
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Picturing the crew naked didn't help with my nerves, it's just disgusting... So much hair....
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Jason Behr : duhhhh , whats my line again ?

Breakout Kings's director : you dont have a line , this is the part where you get shot at and die !



side note : i didnt watch Breakout Kings till they added Robert Knepper as a guest star in last season episode , which he did the role of T-bag again .. i loved him in Prison Break , and this show has the same world , different characters .. i hope tv,com's staff give it a good review ..
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Serial killers shouldn't wear purple, it's not masculine at all.
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I will never be a star of any show , they giving me a guest appearances for their shows . Even this black gun has more scenes than mine!
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What's that smell?
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Tartar sauce. Tartar sauce. Tartar sauce.

Tartar sauce, tartar sauce, tartar sauce, tartar sauce.

Man, how I'd like to put my face in there.

Right in there. Tartar sauce.

My hips are cold. Tartar sauce.

That's when you know it's cold.

I like eating pussy. Tartar sauce.

A lot of guys don't. Well, maybe they do.

Maybe that's just black guys. Tartar sauce.

What happened to the guy who was trying to go around the world in a balloon?

Did he make it?

I should put some espionage or stolen plutonium in my novel. Tartar sauce.

Spice it up. Neil Young. Fuck, it's cold!

Neil Young? Why am I thinking about Neil Young?

Neil Diamond. Neil. There's not a lot of famous Neils.

Is this Wednesday? I wish I had two dicks.

I thought the whole family was going to learn Spanish together this year.

That never really happened.

I haven't had a Spanish omelet in a long time.

Here we go.
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"Don't tase me, bro!"
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Josh Holloway... eat your heart out!
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(To himself) "I'm hoping that I can make this appearance sufficiently dramatic enough that I can get an acting job on a real network. I'm not sure I can."
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