Open Caption: Bring It, Bunheads!

Whoa! It's Monday! How'd that happen—weird, that's exactly what I said on Friday. Next thing you know I'll be taking Punxsutawney Phil cliff diving. Name that movie reference! Now: Here are your winners from Friday's contest:


From wind_shadow:

Lafayette, *thinking*: "Maybe if I close my eyes and ignore her...."
Sookie: "Umm.....you do know I can read minds, right?"


From JamesButko:

Sookie: "Can you roll up the window?"
Lafayette: "Ugh, but it's a manuaaaal!"


From Taccado:
Sookie: "I'm so, so sorry..."
Lafayette: "About Jesus? Yeah, me too."
Sookie: "No, I'm talking about your hairstyle."



Today's Image: Bunheads

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the season premiere of the most fun-to-say show title on television, BUNheads. I could say that word all day. The faster you say it, the better. In tonight's pilot episode, Vegas showgirl—Michelle—decides to get married and moves back to suburbville to teach some teens how to do toe stands in tutus. Each girl is driven in her own unique way, and Michelle will have to learn how to cater to each—and will likely learn a lot about herself along the way. In the still below, Michelle instructs while her student Sasha (in orange) watches, skeptically. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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"Remember the Macarena Girls!!!!"



"The what?"



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I realize I'm posting a bit late but I swear I didn't watch the show to give myself an unfair captioning advantage. That would be an unforgivable breach of Open Caption integrity ... and just way too much work.



Michelle: *inner monologue* - "I'm shaping young minds."

Sasha: *inner monologue* - "How is THIS going to help me get on SYTYCD?!"



Also: Groundhog Day! Love that movie. Favorite quote: "Don't drive angry. Don't drive angry!"
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Michelle: I have the moves of a cat.

Sasha: And the same hairy armpits, too.
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Michelle: Okay girls... Now let's do the Pee-Wee Herman!
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Why didn't i just audition for the new Step up movie instead?
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Because wearing a bun on a show called bunheads would be TOO cheesy.. even for an ABC family show
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Michelle: I promise I'm a real dancer. See?!

Sasha: I want my money back.
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Focus on the steel plate on my abdomen. Screw everything else.
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No lady I do not want to smell your armpits no matter how cool your hair looks.

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I'm a little teapot....
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( Entire conversation said in the span of four seconds)

Michelle: "So what you need to do here in order to perform this move as it properly should be performed is to place your right hand like so and turn your head sideways."

Sasha: "Wait, so where does 'Black Swan' come into play with all of this, and it says here that I'm supposed to make another pop culture reference but the only other thing I can think of is 'Center Stage'."

Michelle: "That won't be a problem because it's really my character that's supposed to be smart and witty and make all of the jokes. Now for the next move."
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Michelle: "Check out this armpit girls! When you reach my age you'll be this hairy too!"

Sasha: "Why didn't anyone tell me about this werewolf story line?"
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Michelle: "Girls, never forget why you're here. Never forget your dreams!"

Sasha: "I'm here because my mom pushed me into this."

Blonde Girl: "I get extra credit for gym."
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Sasha: "So, you were in Showgirls, huh? Did you meet Elizabeth Berkley?"



Michelle: "A showgirl. I said I was "*A* showgirl"."
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Michelle: I call this the Dance of the Marionette!

Sasha: I call this a waste of time and money.
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I call this move the "Subway Handle". Then you just sway your body back and forth to the beat of the music.
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Michelle: "Ready, ladies? Let's begin. You put your left hand in. You take you left hand out..."
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Michelle: This pose works better topless.



Sasha: Seriously, go with whatever takes attention away from your face.
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Sasha: Lorelai?

Michelle: Rory?
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