Open Caption: Burn Notice (August 2)

What up! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly open caption feature. Last week, we posted this hilarious shot of True Blood's Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer hanging out at Comic-Con with a cardboard cutout of co-star Alexander Skarsgard. Here's the best of what y'all came up with:

...From commeca:
"Obviously, he's a little stiff but generally he's a real stand up guy."

... From freakykitten666:
"He took off his 3-D glasses, and this is what happened."

... From linkthehero82:
"So that's why Alexander's acting is wooden!"

... From sandbur:
"What do you think will happen if you 'Just Add Water'??"

... From docspector:
"Don't you just HATE TV shows with one-dimensional characters?"

Up next: This shot of Burn Notice's Michael Westen (Jeffrey Donovan) looking quite stern. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!


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Aug 14, 2010
Damn it, I can never find the rolling pin when I need it!
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Aug 14, 2010
Just eat the damn sandwich Fee!
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Aug 12, 2010
A good spy knows the best way to get what you want for breakfast bring a shotgun. A bit melodramatic but always effective
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Aug 10, 2010
@W0NK042
@MathMan33

Thanks guys! You don't know how long I spent on trying to keep it short but still maintaining the overall humour! :-)
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Aug 09, 2010
Oh, boy! Rabbit Stew tonight!
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Aug 08, 2010
Shotgun ...Checked
Yoghurt...'Moooom, what happened to all the yoghurt, i had a dozen of them'
Mom: 'Fi was mad at you so she blew them all up'
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Aug 07, 2010
@Special-K99: You have just won the Internet.
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Aug 06, 2010
To heck with the 3 bears! Whoever ate Michael Westen's porridge is going down!
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Aug 05, 2010
R.I.P. Dry cleaner who shrunk my favorite tight shirt to the size of a ken doll accessory
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Aug 05, 2010
SAM!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT MY COOKIES!!!
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Aug 05, 2010
Awe, c'mon, clay pidgeons this size? Where's the challenge?
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Aug 05, 2010
If I find out who drank all the milk--they're in BIG TROUBLE!!!
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Aug 05, 2010
Anything Jack Bauer can do, I can do better! You want moody and intense? Done.
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Aug 05, 2010
"You try to make me eat one more damn yogurt and things are gonna' get messy!!!"
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Aug 05, 2010
sam, i said *no beer* until you get me some yogurt!
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Aug 05, 2010
I said...NO MORE SALAD!
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Aug 05, 2010
Food Me! Food Me Now!
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Aug 04, 2010
American Gothic 2010
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Aug 04, 2010
Okay, Fi....three out of four?
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Aug 04, 2010
Mom, you know I get cranky on my diet!! I said I wanted salad for dinner! Salad bowl, no lettuce, no arugula, no radishes, no margarita chicken. You expect me to fight crime on an empty stomach?
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Aug 04, 2010
Fe-Fi-Fo.FEE that better not be cat PEE!
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Aug 04, 2010
I'm too sexy for my gun, too sexy for this gun, too sexy......
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Aug 04, 2010
Where is my yogurt?... Seriouslly, Who ATE my yogurt?
I'll count to 3.... 1....2....
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Aug 04, 2010
I promise Mom, I will guard your "best garage find ever" with my life.
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Aug 04, 2010
Mom's been arrested as a Hooker!
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Aug 04, 2010
Sometimes, you gotta add your own "heat" in the kitchen.

The bigger the heat, the better the burn (notice). If the kitchen gets too hot, then get out!
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Aug 04, 2010
"I want my Maypo!"
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Aug 04, 2010
Someone's been eating my porridge!
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Aug 04, 2010
soup nazi is a whimp compared to ME!
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Aug 04, 2010
Who do I have to kill to get some YOGURT???
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Aug 04, 2010
Ok,so i use the empire state building, while i stir my stew, it let's me know how hot!! groannn [burn notice?]
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Aug 04, 2010
Just when you think you made the Best home cooked meal ever.....There's a food critic ...In The House!! ~~~~Can I Hear ~(1)~ One AMEN?
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Aug 04, 2010
What?! How do you know I won't need my shotgun before breakfast?
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Aug 04, 2010
Go ahead, laugh at my cereal bowl once more.
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Aug 04, 2010
"GOT MILK ?"
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Aug 04, 2010
"Did I read that right? The recipe called for gun powder, not garlic powder??!"
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Aug 04, 2010
Waddya mean no shotguns at the dinner table!
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Aug 04, 2010
Don't you dare giving me broccoli again!!
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Aug 04, 2010
...and then I came to the realization: pottery just isn't my thing.
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Aug 04, 2010
@Special-K99: That's GOT to be the winner, right there - Love it.
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Aug 04, 2010
I shot it, she plucked it, soon we will both stuff it and feed to our kinfolk.
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Aug 04, 2010
When you run short of ammo during a firefight, don\'t panic. A good substitute can often be found around the house...for instance, my Ma\'s cookies won\'t kill a crazed terrorist, but they sure sting like a ****
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Aug 04, 2010
For the last time, Ma...NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE!
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Aug 04, 2010
I walked forty-seven miles of barbed wire, I got a cobra snake for a necktie.
A brand new house on the road side, and it's a-made out of rattlesnake hide.

... And if that doesn't impress her enough to have dinner, I'll prolly have to point 'ol Roger here at her parents.
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Aug 04, 2010
"There was no decoder ring in my cereal ma! I'm not happy!"
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Aug 04, 2010
Ma you can come out now i killed the last Rat!!!!!!
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Aug 04, 2010
My name is Michael Westen, I used to have a breakfast.
Since someone stole my breakfast I've got nothing. No fried eggs, no pancakes, no bacon. I'm stuck with this empty dish they decided to dump on me. Bottom line? Until I figure out who stole my breakfast...I'm not going anywhere!
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Aug 03, 2010
"Who's next?"
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Aug 03, 2010
"Ok, who drank all the milk!"
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Aug 03, 2010
@XGalt - Genius (+1)
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