Open Caption: Castle

Welcome back to the work week, Captioners, and thanks for spending some time over the weekend to put forth some of your very best caption ideas to date. Extra points were awarded to those of you who worked in an Adventures in Babysitting reference (looking at you, CurlyMc). Here are the winners:

From CurlyMC:
Vamp: "Nobody leaves this place without singing the Blues."


From Taccado:
Girl: "My, what big teeth you have!"
Sally: "The better to suck you with... whoa, I'm having a serious case of deja vu right now."


From brickmanfalcon:
Girl: "Help! Save me from this vampire!"
Sam: "Vampires? Please. I have Lucifer stuck inside my mind. Care to trade?"


Today's Image: Castle
In this shot from tonight's episode, Castle has apparently just won a round of Pictionary with his new pal, R. Mortis. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Jan 11, 2012
Castle: "I saw this on an episode of Scrubs once. 'Resurrection-five!' Aw...it didn't work."
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Jan 11, 2012
Castle: "I've been waiting for someone to high five me all day but everyone has just left me hanging. Give me five, dead dude... on second thought, I don't know where that hand's been."
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Jan 10, 2012
Castle : we cant show your penis in ABC so to clarify it was this big !
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Jan 10, 2012
Castle: "Anyone up for a game of Operation?"
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Jan 10, 2012
Castle: "I've really got to 'hand' it to you, Lanie. You do impressive work."
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Jan 10, 2012
Castle: "Who wants to be my plus one for Ryan's wedding?" *raises the corpse's hand*

Beckett: "Castle."

Castle: "Just kidding, he'd be more like a minus one than a plus one anyway."
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Jan 10, 2012
OK so this isn't a caption, but has anyone else noticed the size of Fillion's gutt?
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Jan 10, 2012
Castle: Hmm...oddly enough I was holding a dead man's hand last night too!

Except I was playing poker.
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Jan 10, 2012
Yeah, Serenity totally deserved a sequel! High five.
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Jan 10, 2012
I swear, that fish was this big!
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Jan 10, 2012
Castle : some people love Necrophilia , Necromancy and others just love Necro-High Five !

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Jan 10, 2012
SHADOW PUPPETS!
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Jan 10, 2012
Dude I don't care if you're dead, I said "High Five".
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Jan 10, 2012
All in favor of Tamala doing this one topless.....the ayes have it!!
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Jan 10, 2012
Community will be back, gimme five!
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Jan 10, 2012
Castle: OK, now down low. Wow, you're slow. What's wrong with your reflexes?

Lanie (from back of the room): Castle! What have I told you about playing with the corpses!?
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Jan 10, 2012
Castle: See, going into some areas of the city without knowing the secret handshake can get you killed. Oops, too late!
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Jan 10, 2012
Gimme a high five!
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Jan 10, 2012
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
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Jan 10, 2012
Castle: Whoa I'm bigger, in more ways than one of course
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Jan 10, 2012
Castle : So the ring finger is longer than the index finger then the victim is "gay" ........holy shit, im gay too!
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Jan 10, 2012
Castle: Well, now that you're dead, our secret handshake will forever remain a secret.
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Jan 10, 2012
Awesome death scene, dude!
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