Open Caption: Chuck

Okay, I'm taking a break from putting the finishing touches on my Halloween costume (bedazzling all those sequins onto Cirque du Soleil leotard takes an inordinate amount of patience!) to congratulate these winners from yesterday's Open Caption contest:

From darktip:
Annie: Are you my hero?
Jeff: No, I am Ryan Seacrest.

From AamesDaniels:
Look, it's not my fault we wandered onto the set of Once Upon a Time, but we need to make the best of it.

From Skylar108:
Jeff: "How about a game? I got some sexy dice." Annie: "Okay, but just so you know, Jeff, you are now creating thirty-six different timelines.
Jeff: Remind me to thank Abed for ruining sexy dice.


Today's Image: Chuck
You guys, Chuck is back! And he appears to have a plan... and a tennis racket.

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I'm telling you, a squash racquet is inherently superior to a racquetball racquet in close combat! Look, it has a better grip for backhand hits!
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Sarah, this is a tennis racket. It's meant for playing tennis with. Not for whacking people across the face.

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chuck : sarah ! this is not a frying pan , this called tennis racket

sarah : i see , so how do you play with it

chuck : well , we need a ball .

sarah : chuck , please dont pull your pants here ...

chuck : tennis ball ! jeez ! just how dense are you ?
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Zack:Just how BAD off is NBC if THIS is our bonus???

Adam: Dibs on the weekends!!

Yvonne: No balls??
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Casey : "What the hell ? Chuck ! Where did you get my sex toy ?"

Chuck : "So that's what it is ! I was dumb enough to think that your odd walk was due to tennis practice !"

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I meant "Sarah" and not "Casey" -__-
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The International Evil Super Spy Open is upon us once again and I am set to beat them.
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Casey (shaking head): That's not what I meant when I said the Dunlops had a "Protection Racket!"

Chuck (confused): But this is supposed to be one of the best! Notice how the construction minimizes torsional deflection......

Sarah: You are SUCH an idiot!
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Casey: *checks his watch* "If I sneak out of here right now, I can still catch game seven of the World Series."
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Zachary Levi: "I know NBC has had its fair share of financial troubles, but replacing Morgan with a tennis racket?! C'mon, people are going to notice."
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Chuck: "Tell me. What is this?"

Female whose name I do not know: "A messed up penis?"
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Chuck: Why should I risk my life playing Tennis when we can go shoot bad guys?
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Chuck: "Sarah,I told you if you cut your hair that short and ugly i'd beat you with this racket"
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Chuck: "Okay, guys, here's the plan. I go in the front, Sarah in the back, and Casey, you make Morgan wither in fear with your menacing stare-face. At that point, I will have relieved Morgan of his tennis racket thus ensuring that he can never again embarrass us with his surprisingly adept tennis prowess."
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Chuck: is this really the most intimidating weapon to get more guest stars to come on? Hurry up! were running out of them as we speak!
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Chuck: This is our newest agent, he's the one who found Bin Ladin.
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"Terrorists at Wimbledon....WHAT? bad guys like sport too!"
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now that my intersect's gone, I need a new thing to be recognized by bad guys, behold The Tennis Racket
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Chuck: Guys, turn off those Sony flat screen TV's, we need to put on our Nike running shoes, grab a five-dollar foot-long and play tennis with our high quality Wilson tennis Rackets.

Casey: Ugh, this is giving me a headache. Pass me some good-old Advil so my headache can be gone in a flash.
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Hi im chuck and i have no life now so tennis it is
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Chuck: "this season, we're going to use this tennis racket in our jumping the shark stunt!"

*everybody else quiet*
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Chuck: Now that we're rich, I decided to do what rich people do: golf.

Sarah: Uh, Chuck? That's a tennis racket.

Chuck: I know. I just, uh, happened to be holding this... while talking about golf.

Casey: Looks like losing the intersect has made you dumber and dumber. Moron.
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Chuck: Tennis. Sarah: You don't know how to play. Chuck: Morgan can use the intersect to play tennis! Casey: No way THAT can go wrong!
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Sarah: Chuck, I know you don't like guns, but I don't think making a tennis racket the Carmichael Industries weapon of choice is going to help business
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Chuck: Look, I know you want the regular paddle but for a quickie can't you be flexible??

Sarah: You DON'T have the balls!!
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"Would you be happier if it was THIS big?"
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"And after we dispatch all the villains with this baby, we can take it home and make mashed potatoes, Benny & Joon style."
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Chuck: Is this racket special?

Casey: Not really. I just play tennis when I'm not chasing bad guys or trimming my bonzai trees.
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Tennis Racket: "I'm with angry"
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Chuck: "Observe, A tennis racket is a far better weapon then you may think!"
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Chuck: I'm just saying, if we give them all a tennis racket i might be able to flash during the line-up!

Casey: Why would you fla...Ahhrhg, alright, let's Fed'em up... *mumble*
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What!?!?!?! this is our last season i need to explore other avenues of work!
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