Bonjour! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly open caption feature. Last week, we posted this shot of $#*! My Dad Says star William Shatner with a puppy pal. These captions earned a few extra kibbles:
... From jelly_donut_92:
So you've been writing the scripts for this show!
... From Soundchekz:
Aren't you a good doggy! You're probably the best actor on this show.
... From ZeroCals:
I thought they told me I was going to be working with Spock again! Instead I get Spot and these crappy scripts? I'll show them—shock-collar time!
... From spirit_chaser:
What do you mean you ate Bones? Dr. McCoy, are you in there? Doctor McCoy????
... From Gamer35:
Now hold still, I've got to kill these fleas to save some money for the next time I take you to the vet. Priceline Negotiator!!!
Up next: This shot of Chuck's Morgan Grimes (Joshua Gomez) looking on in fear as Greta (guest star Summer Glau) wields a knife. Post your best caption idea in the comments!
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I said "No More Science Fiction!" First it was all that Whedon crap, then I had to work that stupid show on USA, and then it was all that ridiculous Terminator stuff! Now put away the space aliens, robots, superhuman powers, vampires, and zombies that you writers have planned and give me a simple spy comedy or I will start cutting peoples balls off.
You wanna stick what? Where?
i aint here to make friends... i'm here to win
"I won't let you cancel another show just because I've been on it!"
''You better find someone else for my date, not that weird Morgan dude!!''
Jaaaayne!
As tempting as that sounds, Jeff. . .no. You can NOT "install" your "harddrive" into my "parallel port". I will not "toggle" your "track ball". But I will GLADLY slash your "thin client" and "route" it to your "backside bus".
"You're callin' ME 'fivehead'? Have you looked at YOUR hairline lately, Jeff?"
Summer Glau, oh for the love of god, River was just a character i played i am not crazy and the next one to call me River gets stabbed in the nards
For the last time - my name is NOT Sarah Connor!
i told you im not CRAZY! the blue-hands guys are still after me
"You writers better make this work or I'm headed to Lifetime-Movie-Limbo for good."
Lester . . . that soul patch has to go. Now.
"So I'll be like this, and then Yvonne Strahovsky says in her REAL accent: 'That's not a knife. . . THAT'S a knife!' Dude! It'll be CLASSIC!"
Who uploaded the "Jeffster" remixes to my neural relays? If I "hear the rains down in Africa" one more time, the aisles of this store will run red.
I've seen that look at every geek-convention I've had to suffer through, so don't try to tell me you just "flashed", perve-ball.
You can't stop me! No power in the 'verse can stop me!
Give me the DeMorgan so I can give back to the future!
"STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, DAMN IT!...I CAN BUTTER MY OWN TOAST!!!"
Back off! or I'll terminate your ass.
I've got a knife and I'm not afraid to use it...okay!
"Get it through your heads, geeks ! I've never ACTUALLY been in space, and I DON'T cancel shows."
"Don't come any closer--don't do this--Chuck's the only geek-show I have !"
OK, so you won that arm-wrestle - let's make it best of three?
Don't make me stab you Jeff, just hand over my tranquilizer gun!
It's NOT because I am not blonde anymore, that I won't " accidentally " cut out your eyes Jeff !!
Do NOT call me thunder thighs!
Did he say that I had a 'chip' on my shoulder?
If you don't cut the crusts off my sandwich just the way my mom did, it'll be your crusts that get cut buster!
I told you Sarah, Morgan is my boy toy, so back off!
thats my cake and I want to cut it all by myself.
On another note, Chuck isn't as good as it was. I hope they find a way to address some outstanding issues that never followed through. Like Sara's past, Sara's real name. Chuck's character developed some flaws of it's own. I think the writers are floundering on ideas'
Don't mess with my Morgan or I will cut you!
Here's my caption for it: Girl: Now listen, you lost farmers, this is my cell phone and you can't sell it! Spy Magnet: She's so gorgeous, even when angry.
If you call me River one more time, you'll be sorry!
Jeff one more time I catch you trying to look down my blouse.
Look, I'm tired of having to do all of these guest shots! I mean, I had my own show you know!
The Fox Network?!?! Did you just say you're from the Fox Network?!?!
The Fox Network?!?! Did you just say you're from the Fox Network?!?!
Back off, Jeff. Morgan is all mine now!!!
I said touch me and you die, not come with me if you want to live.
If you don't like the way I slice the turkey, WELL YOU SLICE IT!!
You promised Chuck more episodes, make it happen for the fans or you won't survive any longer
Trick or threat!
I'm warning you, if you ask me to pull your finger again I'm going to cut it off!
chuck needs work but i well still watchhh..',
Uh, Summer, he said he needed an exterminator not an ex-Terminator