Open Caption: Common Law

For those of you who actually watched Anger Management last night, were you as disappointed with it as we were? I mean yeesh, after all that buzz... oh well! At least we've got the weekend on our side! Your homework for the weekend, by the way, is to attend at least three barbecues. Here are your winners from yesterday's contest:


From isakura:

Charlie: "I'm even better at snorting this stuff."


From Mate:

Charlie: "Am I Lady or the Tramp? Damn, I am so tripping balls right now."


From darkitp:
"Previously on Two and a Half Men..... without the troll, the maid, and the fat kid."



Today's Image: Common Law

In tonight's episode, Travis and Wes are thrown into an assignment that's intended to make them hate each other less—and it involves role-playing. Did I miss something? When did this show become so kinky? In the episode still below, Travis and Wes speak to a woman at a crime scene. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!


Psst! Once you're done a-captioning, check out this exclusive clip from tonight's episode, in which Wes and Travis debate the merits of listening to jazz vs. hip-hop while pursuing a suspect.



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Travis: I don't care what you say, until you apologise i'm not speaking to you!!!

Woman: What did you do?

Wes: I told him his grande white chocolate mocha frappucino needed whip.
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"Jim *never* has a second cup at home."
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"... to die, to sleep, perchance to dream. For in that sleep of death what dreams may come. When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, must give us pause - there's the respect that makes calamity of so long life..."



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"TRAVIS! Hellllllo??? Hey, what did I tell you about zoning out and reciting Shakespeare in your head while we're working?"
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Hey, C., look at the pictures in the photo gallery from the recap of the latest Suits episode. Picture #4 (Mike and the nurse negotiator) would be a perfect choice.
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Woman: Look I'm sorry, but Maury said that you ARE the father!

Travis: I'm not trying to hear this!

Wes (thinking): If I squint hard enough I can see her bra!
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Travis..I hate to ask again but am I suppose to be the good cop or bad cop.?

Wes...Now you decide to ask me.

Woman...Am I suppose to be the victim or the criminal?
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Woman: Uh...are you guys gonna help me or just pose for GQ?

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Woman: Ok, So you go down 3 Blocks, make a left and the Police station is about a mile ahead on the right.

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Wes: "That hurts, ma'am."

Travis: "I can't ... I can't even ... *Sniffle*"

Woman: "So, that's a NO on Matthew Bomer's autograph?"
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be honest... who has better furrowed eyebrows?
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Travis: Ooh, ooh, ice cream.
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Wes: Would you please tell my partner that jazz is better than hip-hop?

Woman: Sorry, I don't like either. I'm a fan of New Age Emo.

Travis: New A -- *both walk away*

Woman: Uh, what about my statement...?
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Travis: So when did you last see the suspe- SQUIRREL!
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Wes *thinking*: This woman is beautiful.

Travis *thinking*: That girl over there is hot.

Woman: Are either of you listening to me?
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Woman: "What's his problem?"

Wes: "Oh, he is just giving me the silent treatment because I took the last doughnut."
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Travis: Just tell us who's pose you like better!
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I'm sorry ma'am, I can't hit on you any longer, I see another woman in distress of not having my attention across the street.
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haha , i think this could be a very good pickup line !
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Yeah boy, read monotone like Sgt. Joe Friday!



Sorry about splitting the sentence wrong, I know it should read "... another woman across the street in distress of not having my attention.", that was just weak grammar the way I did it.
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Oh man, is that my career over there? I think it is. Hey, come back, I'm sorry I'm doing this! ... come back. :*-(
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See, this is my good side!



Ma'm, please don't encourage him.
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Girl : you guys look cute together ..

Travis : BITCH , Please !

Wes : Oh , No She Di-Ain't
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Girl : i am not going out with you !

Travis : will this side of my face convince you to go out with me ?

Wes : try the puppy face , chicks digg that !

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Travis : "You said u would be my girlfriend, but u just wanted my Subway sandwich"

Woman: "I was hungry"

Wes: " I'm getting 'hungry', wanna' be my girlfriend?"
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Woman "crying" : my husband was so kind...

Wes "Thinking" : is it a crocodile tears ?

Travis "Thinking" : Do i smell bacon ?!!!
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"Did you just look at my boobs?!"

"Nope, ive been looking this way the whole time"
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It took all of Travis' might not to stare at her boobs
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Wes: "Travis, pay attention"

Travis: "Sorry, theres a Glee marathon playing in that shop window"
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Travis (whining)"Wasn't me"

Woman: " I don't think 'He who smelt it dealt it' works after the second grade'"
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Travis (internal): Looking at her boobs...she's not looking at me...still looking...oh! she caught me! Look away, act cool.



Wes (internal): I wonder what kind of conditioner she uses? I wish my hair was that soft.
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Wes & Travis thinking- 'We have the most expressive wrinkly forehead & statement arms in the entire USA network. Take that Harvey Spector!'
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