Aha! I knew it! I knew I saw you guys at the Star Trek Convention last month! No need to hide, fellow Trekkies—you're in good company. And so here are the winners from yesterday's contest:
"Priceline.com now requires me to personally thank each person who uses the site. Let that be a lesson to you... always read your contracts carefully."
From DrkMgcn399:
Shatner: So, we have a deal, right?
Shawn: Indeed, Captain. Patrick Stewart will no longer be a problem.
From Vidsignup:
"Uh, Gus, this guy says he can 'beam' us anywhere we want. Do me a favor, back away slowly and start the golf cart."
From Arch_Angel88:
Exerting every ounce of mental fortitude to remain serious. A furrowed brow. A look of contemplative countenance. The strain of keeping a straight face. All the while thinking: "I'm touching Captain Kirk, I'm touching Captain Kirk, I'm touching Captain Kirk, I hope my hand isn't sweaty, I'm touching Captain Kirk, I'm touching Captain Kirk . . .."
Today's Image: Community
In tonight's episode, Jeff and Shirley will be doing some dishing over two-for-one margaritas. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!
Jeff: "You'll enjoy this place, Shirley. They have the best stuffed jalapenos... on a stick."
Jeff: "I feel like we stumbled into a Mexican restaurant on Sesame Street. Seriously, I keep expecting Elmo or Grover to pop up and say, "Welcome to Hooper's Hacienda. May I take your order"."
What will it be Shirley, Red Margarita, or Blue Margarita?
"Since you chose this place for a spy meeting, this would not be ideal" "shut up, this place has the best color palate of any chain restaurant"
Shirley: "I do not agree with the drugs that this culture promotes. Quesadillas? Now that's just wrong."
"Yes, Shirley. In this very building, on the other side of that very door behind you, is where Chang became... Senor Chang."
And so here are the winners from yesterday's contest: From Vidsignup: . . .
Jeff: I don't normally drink, but when i do, i drink fruity and colorful.
Shirley: "So, what made you pick this place?"
Jeff: "I entered offensively stereotypical Mexican restaurants into Google Maps, and aqui estamos."
Jeff: Out of all the restaurants in Greendale, you picked this sorry Mexican place. Why?
Shirley: Because I was told this is where I can find Jesus.
This made me giggle.
"So then I said, 'Jimmy Choo *this*, you sad little priss' and when I called later that night he was still fighting with tears."
"Oh, you wicked, wicked man."
Jeff: Just trust me, Shirley. Cough syrup and guacamole do NOT mix.
Shirley: "Thats not very hygenic"
Jeff/: "Thats what I said at the door"
Jeff: Don't worry, Pierce will never find us here, this place is WAY too flamboyant.
So who authorized the Mexican remake of PeeWee's Playhouse?
This sure is a brightly colored Mexican restaurant.
Jeff: This isn't an Indian restaurant? I thought Indians wore sombreros?
Jeff: Shirley, we're friends right?
Shirley: Uhh yeaaaaah.
Jeff: So, as your friend I think I need to tell you that you've had too much to drink.
Shirley: What the hell makes you say that?? I haven't even moved since we sat down!!
Jeff: Cuz that's MY lap your foot is in!!
There are times being colour blind helps
Shirley: since when there a parrot in a mexican theme restaurant?
Jeff: i think it's on the menu