Open Caption: Community Is Back!

It's baaaack! But before we build up too much excitement for today's competition, here are the winners from yesterday's contest:


From shre123:

Victoria: "Like what you see?"
Man: "Do I have a choice? I can't really see anything else."


From marmall:

Victoria: "Are you going to eat those nuts?"


From Gumfoot:

Man: "WOW! You look HOT!"
Victoria: "You have no idea..."



Today's Image: Community

It's the moment we've all been waiting for, open captioners. Our favorite group of misfit students return in tonight's episode, "Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts." In it, Shirley gets re-hitched to her beau, Andre, which transforms Britta and Annie into wedding-planning-zillas, no doubt. While that's all going down, Pierce and Shirley (she's awfully busy this episode) pitch Dean Pelton a sandwich shop idea. In the still below, Britta reacts to something at the wedding while the wedding Minister deals with an inebriated Jeff. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Priest: Put that thing away, Jeff. I don't care if she does look like a blow-up doll.
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Jeff: Congrats Minister!! Your bid of $1,000 for the life-size Britta poster is the winner.

Now can we get 2 volunteers to help the Rev hang it up over his bed???
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Britta: "Oh, yeah, I'm good! This wedding is going to make Kim Kardashian's wedding look like a tea party."



Jeff (tipsy): "A tea party? Can I be the Mad Hatter?"
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Britta: Marriage! Marriage, marriage, ring on finger! Me so happy, me so blushy!



Minister (to Jeff): Normally I don't say this, but I can recommend a good divorce attorney if you have second thoughts.

Jeff: Way ahead of you, I am my own divorce attorney.
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Priest: Why is she making that face?

Jeff: I think she's acting like a fish.

Priest: Ugh. She's the worst.
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whoever smelt it, dealt it
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Let her finish undressing before you get her out of the room
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Jeff: (most interesting man in the world voice) I never get drunk, but when I do, I try to marry Britta.

Britta: the institution of marriage is a defilement of women's emancipation!
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Father: What is she making that face for?

Jeff: She just realized that she Britta'd.
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Jeff: Father, right now I'm having some impure thoughts.

Minister: I know exactly what you mean. So do I.
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Honey, I keep telling you not to impersonate sex dolls in front of the minister
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Priest: Forgive me lord for I have sinned, I mistakenly brought my black book to the wedding instead of The Bible.

Britta: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Jeff: Don't worry father, It happens to the best of us. BTW, check that hot chick out in the wedding dress.
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Britta: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jeff: What happened? Were we cancelled?

Britta: No, I just cannot put up with the objectification of that little girl as she is forced to dress up and spread rose petals for the wedding party to step on just so everyone can marvel at how cute she is.

Priest: You're the worst.
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Father: Can someone explain the dude in the wedding dress...??

Britta: OMG that's Dean Pelton!!

Jeff: I think its the alcohol talking, but he's totally pulling it off....!!!
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Britta: Community's back tonight!

Jeff: May God have mercy on your sould if you don't watch.

Priest: I'm sorry Jeff, but God doesn't forgive that kind of stupidity and evil.
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Priest: Oh lord, I feel so sick!

Britta: It's ok, we're back on the air tonight! Don't give up yet!

Jeff: Britta, don't be so dramatic. * internally sequels with joy*

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Priest: I think I'm going to throw-up!

Jeff: I know how you feel, I felt that way too after I heard those bast*rds at NBC were pushing back Community's premiere date, but keeping that trash 'Whitney'!

Britta: OH SNAP!
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Minister: Nobody told me a stripper was gonna come out of the cake.
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#SixSeasons&aMovie - Back on track!
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HELL YEAH!

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There is a God!

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About bloody time
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I'm still waiting for a "News" article about how Jonah Hill read all of his SNL lines off cue cards...you know, like the chick who hosted the week before that you guys crucified. Low hanging fruit I guess.
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Britta: Our priest is Danny Glover!



Father: I don't know who that is. But, I'm too old for this sh*t.
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I bet Abed dies from the meta.
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The new commercial of Imodium !
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Britta: JESUS CHRIST!!

Priest: Hey, language

Britta: Sorry Father, HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!

Priest: Seriously?

Britta: Right, HOLY CRAP SPIRIT!!

Priest: C'MON! That's not even a thing!!
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Britta shows us how Community really made it back on to NBC's schedule...
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Bless me father for I have sinned, or have I? I can't even remember the last time we were on tv!
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